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If i won the lotto I would give it all to charity.....

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    #32
    Pighead
    Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    If Pighead won the lottery he'd sell tickets to all his friends and family and create another lottery putting the lottery winnings up as the main prize. Winner takes all scenario.

    Difference being that there would only be about 30-40 people in this draw and it would give everybody a real and excellent chance of winning a whole lot of money in one go. Pigheads Lotto would give them a 30/1 shot of hitting the big time instead of the 4 squillion/1 odds the national lottery give.

    Obviously Pighead would rig the draw so he'd win it again and get all his money back, not to mention the money he got from selling tickets to family and friends. Pigheads a sneaky fcuker like that.


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    #33
    astrofool
    Registered Users Posts: 16,548 ✭✭✭✭astrofool


    Pighead wrote: »
    If Pighead won the lottery he'd sell tickets to all his friends and family and create another lottery putting the lottery winnings up as the main prize. Winner takes all scenario.

    Difference being that there would only be about 30-40 people in this draw and it would give everybody a real and excellent chance of winning a whole lot of money in one go. Pigheads Lotto would give them a 30/1 shot of hitting the big time instead of the 4 squillion/1 odds the national lottery give.

    Obviously Pighead would rig the draw so he'd win it again and get all his money back, not to mention the money he got from selling tickets to family and friends. Pigheads a sneaky fcuker like that.

    Only if Father Jack didn't crash the money first, and Dougal was able to tell 11 from 11.


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