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Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1
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For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on.
At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated:
'If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.'
In response to Bill's comments, Gen eral Motors issued a press release stating:
"If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics (and I just love this part):
1. For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash........Twice a day.
2. Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
3. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
5. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive - but would run on only five percent of the roads.
6. The oil, water temperature and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single 'This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation' warning light.
7. The airbag system would ask 'Are you sure?' before deploying.
8. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
9. Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same m anne r as the old car.
10. You'd have to press the 'Start' button to turn the engine off.
This is really old and neither Bill Gates nor any of GM's staff make those quotes. In particular, GM would have avoided such as it would have been slander.
Anyway, here's a picture of my future wife.
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This is really old and neither Bill Gates nor any of GM's staff make those quotes. In particular, GM would have avoided such as it would have been slander.
Anyway, here's a picture of my future wife.
What is it I find so 'interesting' about Swedish women in BDUs?
Now if you get a team of them at HRTA I'll even cross the Liffey
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dex! shes not for you!., look at her left arm, its the DUBLIN crest.,
:D lmao.,
If anything, that's a closer to a Munster crest. The Dublin crest is theree castle keeps, that's three crowns. The Swedish and Munster crests are three crowns.
Typical Dubs, don't even know their own crests.i like her in that pic dex .better than the usual one you post
Ms Holm looks good in every picture. She's just wearing more, shall we say, make up, in one you're thinking of.kevteljeur wrote: »Looks like your gaff is very well-defended. And then you come here on boards to moan about how come the stuff Tony posts to you somehow never reaches your house...
Tony's items have always arrived bang on time to me. Early sometimes in fact. Which doesn't help when you're trying to justify not giving him more money.0 -
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Tony's items have always arrived bang on time to me. Early sometimes in fact. Which doesn't help when you're trying to justify not giving him more money.
Ha ha, just kidding, you know what I meant - well, at least your fantasy guard... I was going to say 'dog', but I'll get pilloried for that; maybe guardperson doesn't savage the postman.
But I take your point about the justification. Just unplug your router and pretend you don't know the man 0 -
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kevteljeur wrote: »But I take your point about the justification. Just unplug your router and pretend you don't know the man
I have a shop he can get to easily enough....there's no escape !0 -
AHHH s**t, missed it, bloody St. Patrick and his fe*king parade!!
If I see another Majorette.....
Some very good episodes - I want yer man's job.
I wasn't all that impressed with the episode with the non-lethal solutions, but it got me thinking...
I'm gonna round up Vtec, Keith and Dex, and get them to figure out a way of charging every BB with 20,000 volts. No more players refusing to acknowledge hits 0 -
meh., i missed future weapons., they only starting to how that again in the last few months.., i used to watch that a few years ago., Mach is deadly isnt he.,
oh and dex, ya got me there, i duno a munster crest from a dublin crest.,lol well, if i saw them side by side yes, but not in my head right now., 0 -
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