Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

moggser

Sam its a joke a bleeeeeidn joke do you not get them around your way or something. im sorry if it might of came across as a personal experience but i assure you its not i am very sorry your funny bone isnt tickled i might try harder next time

moggser

I was so disappointed last night when I put on "Enter The Dragon" on Channel 5, only to discover it wasn't Deborah Meaden's new porn film


My mums just phoned me to let me know my granddad has had a stroke.At his age? Dirty old bastard.

What do you call a dead prostitute hanging on the wall in your living-room?A whorenament.

Irishmaster

PSN down till 2am tonight! Just to inform yous!

.22 Lover

Xbox wins again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

swiftblade

Computer pwns all!!!111!!!

sliabh

Dread posted up on the news thread about new CO2 mags at ebairsoft.

He put up the link and photo, but I was a little surprised at the watermark on the other photo on the site...

Seems pretty non-airsoft (and NSFW) to me.

moggser

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart.The music was really, really loud, so I timed my fart with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.... I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me.... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

swiftblade

^^ Lols

Getting my crappy eircom boradband upgraded to a slighty less crappy 8 meg. Still eircom though

Dread-Lock

sliabh wrote: »

Dread posted up on the news thread about new CO2 mags at ebairsoft.

He put up the link and photo, but I was a little surprised at the watermark on the other photo on the site...

Seems pretty non-airsoft (and NSFW) to me.

:eek: I didn't even notice that water mark ....Thats an odd one alright...

sliabh

Dread-Lock wrote: »

:eek: I didn't even notice that water mark ....Thats an odd one alright...

I would hope that watermark is just on the picture, and not the box as well!

Stercus Accidit

Well people are always saying they are ****.

Cordially, your package will arrive ^_^ etc.

moggser

My missus has asked me for £10,000 to get a Gastric band fitted, i said "heres a fiver get a lock for the fridge"


My wife put a dent in my car backing out the garage this morning . The fat bitch needs to start looking where she's walking

ED E

To Lamas!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YM6qclgh4Ro

Tommyboy71

I would highly recommend "Surviving The Cut". It's a new series being shown on Discovery in the states. Each week shows the selection process for the different Special Forces in the US military. I got the first 5 episodes sent to me. They feature Marine Recon, US Para Rescue, Navy EOD, Army Rangers and Navy Combat Diver.

These boys have their eyes opened in a series of very interesting ways.

Puding

been watching this, nice little show, shows an angle not normally shown, i found the navy eod episode rather interesting

Tommyboy71

Thats actually the one that wont play for me *sad face*

hoplite

Just watched the para-rescue episode respect to those guys that get through that initial training and go on to be Para-rescue Jumpers.

Tommyboy71

Hell no. The "Drown Proofing" is mental. My cousins husband is ex- Recon and he told me about it before. But when I saw it on the programme, I was a little bit shocked.

Puding

Tommyboy71 wrote: »

Hell no. The "Drown Proofing" is mental. My cousins husband is ex- Recon and he told me about it before. But when I saw it on the programme, I was a little bit shocked.

have to agree drown proofing for a life guard qualification when i was a teenager was scary enough ( very similar to the early surface work in this episode ) but the underwater stuff with is just a little out of this world

private.G

Daz1214

with a bit of luck, alex reid is a few minutes away from gettin the **** kicked out of him

Gatling

Speaking of Hard men

Who played Chuck Norris 's stunt double in MIA (he aint so hard now)

Daz1214

what a fight

Tommyboy71

Gatling wrote: »

Speaking of Hard men

Who played Chuck Norris 's stunt double in MIA (he aint so hard now)

The stunt double was brought in because too much awsomness on camera would bring about The Rapture.

drdoon

Whats the story. Airsoft or Laser tag for a kids party? Where can you do these in the MUnster area?

Dread-Lock

drdoon wrote: »

Whats the story. Airsoft or Laser tag for a kids party? Where can you do these in the MUnster area?

Well by kids party what age frame are we talking about here?
Most sites wont let anyone under 14 play and they can only play if the legal guardian is on the site with them. If they're a bit older then that I'd say sure give airsoft a go. Otherwise I'd say stick with the laser tag.

As for airsoft sites I believe theres one in Limerick and Cork and two in Waterford. Although I've never been skirmishing down that region so I dunno for sure.

OzCam

Cork Airsoft run young Guns days every once in a while. Contact Mad Ozzie for details. Highly recommended.

Rebel Corporate in Bandon do both Airsoft and LASER tag.

This should really be in the Questions section though, not off-topic. Mods please move.

moggser

Stercus Accidit

Curved yellow fruit is a deadly name for it.


What's round and orange? An orange.

tonyj_mc

saw this rather fetching flower today in the garden centre (joys of married life)



gotta love how someone got away with calling it that