Airsoft Doesn't Sleep (Off-topic MADNESS!!) Mod warning in post #1

Tommyboy71

Holy S#@t.

NakedDex

Not bad, but personally I like a gun with a bit more meat on it's bones.
Something that follows my ethos of "go big, or go home".

Something like this:

penguin-o7

iceage wrote: »

Only a glock!!!!! that thing must have been glowing at the end!!!

yeah i think they were trying to melt the thing actually
its in there somewhere

Masada

yeah the idea to to burn the barrel out of it and see if they can get the gun to jam or f*&k up,. its amazing that a gun of such a compact design is able to fire so many rounds fully automatic and not overheat! if the limit in ireland ever gets changed to about a thousand Joules im getting a G18.,

CrazyRabbit

Taken from the humour forum.....could change the last 2 lines a bit and use it on a future Joe Duffy show about airsoft...hehe.

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Marine Corps General Reinwaldwas interviewed on the radio the other day and you'll love his reply to the lady who interviewed him concerning guns and children.

Regardless of how you feel about gun laws you gotta love this!!!!

This is one of the best comeback lines of all time.

It is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

You gotta love the Marines!

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Us: Are you suggesting that airsoft is equipping people to become violent armed robbers?
Hysterical member of the Public: Yes, that's what I'm saying.
Us: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

CrazyRabbit

Just came across this and thought it was funny as hell.

The great John Cleese. R.I.P

http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/60123/detail/

NakedDex

I actually so that before on Comedy Central, it was performed at Just For Laughs in Montreal. The man has lost none of his wit or intelligence.
Shame it doesn't show the actual execution. That was done amazingly well as a set piece.

Arcto

Some people aare just too smart!
Not even goggles...... :rolleyes:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7WzXJTPNc

The Master

The following images are all appropriate

The Master

Stercus Accidit

Robster, do you like have all those images bookmarked, hyperlinked, and copy pasted ready to post?

Everywhere I see your posts! Bloody darth vader in the ocean

And crazy, that marine comment was funny as fcuk.

The Master

Motosam wrote: »

Robster, do you like have all those images bookmarked, hyperlinked, and copy pasted ready to post?

Everywhere I see your posts! Bloody darth vader in the ocean

Motivational and fail pics must be ready to be posted at all times

Mweelrea

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

Best Comeback Ever!!!:D

Set Sail For Fail? Robster you would make a bad psychiatrist!

Stercus Accidit

Robster The Lobster wrote: »

Motivational and fail pics must be ready to be posted at all times

I saw this used once before on someone moaning, I've used it ever since

Well, twice, but I rarely do the pic thing

Stercus Accidit

Also, why the hell did replacing a regular piston with a bad seal, with a vented piston with a good seal, reduce fps and rof?

Why, for gods sake its been hours, I'm so pissed off swapping parts in three aegs, 5 springs, o-rings, pistons, cylinder, heads, feck it I've had enough.

Masada

tut tut,

Leave it to the pro's sam..

Stercus Accidit

vtec wrote: »

tut tut,

Leave it to the pro's sam..

You wouldn't know where id find one do you vtec?

Evolute

Motosam wrote: »

You wouldn't know where id find one do you vtec?

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!:p

Arcto

Evolute wrote: »

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!:p

Virtual 5! "Cha-ching!"

kevteljeur

Motosam wrote: »

You wouldn't know where id find one do you vtec?

Sam, that shadow on you... It's not a cloud, it's the almighty bitch-slap on it's way to land on you

Stercus Accidit

kevteljeur wrote: »

Sam, that shadow on you... It's not a cloud, it's the almighty bitch-slap on it's way to land on you

Well tell him to piss off then, its cloudy enough as it is :mad:

Masada

Motosam wrote: »

You wouldn't know where id find one do you vtec?

Sure, Myself, Keith, Glen etc etc, in fact anyone with half a brain and basic knowledge of what way round a spring goes should be able to help you...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055309604

Stercus Accidit

vtec wrote: »

Sure, Myself, Keith, Glen etc etc, in fact anyone with half a brain and basic knowledge of what way round a spring goes should be able to help you...

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055309604

Oh sure good man, you still failed to explain how on a spring without a hook or taper it makes a difference what orientation its it, you kind of just let it die...

Well sure if you the professional cant explain why, why shouldn't I question the whole spring orientation thing?

lol, Richie, on a spring thats not tapered, or has a hook, what difference does the placement of the coiled end make?
Answer it then if I don't have half a brain.

zero19

Now now lads!

Gizmodeon

what happend to the randomnessssss?!?!?!??!!!

:pac::pac::pac:

Gatling

UTV has the XFACTOR

we have the Bitch Factor

The Master

Am I the only one seeing a poll at the top of this thread now?

Gatling

Bring back the COOKIE Factor

o1s1n

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Stercus Accidit

I voted cookie factor personally.