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Anyone going to buy the Ryanair Calendar? YUMMY! [Potentially NSFW]

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    #32
    Xavi6
    Registered Users Posts: 40,861 ✭✭✭✭Xavi6


    taconnol wrote: »
    lads this is all well and good but where's the calendar of men for us girls to look at? We do make up half of Ryanair's customer base.

    What? Someone just catering for the male audience? Well I never...

    So you wanna look at a load of scrawny, gay stewards? Whatever you're into


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    #33
    Ponster
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster


    taconnol wrote: »
    lads this is all well and good but where's the calendar of men for us girls to look at? We do make up half of Ryanair's customer base.

    What? Someone just catering for the male audience? Well I never...


    What you need is the Stade Francais Rugby 2008 Calander!

    http://www.stade.fr/dieuxdustade/


    Or pick up some of the older ones here (still strangely popular...!)

    http://boutique.stade.fr/boutique/liste_produits.cfm?code_lg=lg_fr&type=13&num=4


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    #34
    Macha
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 6,376 Mod ✭✭✭✭Macha


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    So you wanna look at a load of scrawny, gay stewards? Whatever you're into

    I think this is a classic case of seeing what you want to see. Or maybe you've just been unlucky. Plenty of hot male stewards. mmmm...

    Ah! forgot about the French rugby one. And people say women are the fairer sex. Not IMO!


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    #35
    Bottle_of_Smoke
    Registered Users Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    Terry wrote: »
    There was a thread a while ago about the term "Paddy" and whether or not you found it offensive.
    I found the terminology in the attached pic offensive.
    Good old racist middle England.

    Meh, I wasn't. I don't feel inferior for being Irish so it doesn't bother me.


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    #36
    Seth Brundle
    Moderators, Politics Moderators Posts: 39,201 Mod ✭✭✭✭Seth Brundle


    Hagar wrote: »
    Don't buy it lads it's just another scam.

    I forgot to tick the "Include 12 Hot Women @ €2 per Hottie" box and this is what I got.

    January February March April May June

    July August September October November December
    Whatever about the rest, December's one must be a photoshop - nobody can really be that ugly!


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    #37
    Wertz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,909 ✭✭✭✭Wertz


    I'll stick to just downloading my soft porn thanks.
    I'd appreciate it if Ryanair stuck to just offering us cheap flights with no bullsh*t and it'd be an added bonus if O'Leary would just STFU...

    [edit] Hmm, Ms July could use a bath (or a shave? :eek: ;) )


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    #38
    OPENROAD
    Registered Users Posts: 11,692 ✭✭✭✭OPENROAD


    Slow coach wrote: »
    I thought you'd understand that. According to you ALL Irish that go abroad head straight to the Irish Pubs.



    Fair enough, hold my hands up, though honestly did not mean to generalise, but agree my post could be interpreted as such.


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    #39
    juuge
    Closed Accounts Posts: 792 ✭✭✭juuge


    If Aer Lingus produced a calendar it would look like bath time in a nursing home.


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    #40
    phasers
    Registered Users Posts: 18,159 ✭✭✭✭phasers


    if Ryanair made them dress like that all the time 'for charidee'
    they'd probaby get a few more bookings


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    #41
    HammerHeadGym
    Registered Users Posts: 1,029 ✭✭✭HammerHeadGym


    Anyone else find it wierd how they use the word dubious 3 times in the first few lines? NIce chicks too. Never seen girls that nice one any of the ryanair flights I've been on mind you.


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    #42
    Fighting Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 7,065 ✭✭✭Fighting Irish


    Terry wrote: »
    There was a thread a while ago about the term "Paddy" and whether or not you found it offensive.
    I found the terminology in the attached pic offensive.
    Good old racist middle England.

    you find that offensive?


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    #43
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    The first pic is presumably the reason why Ryanair pilots never seem to remember to land anywhere near the city they are allegedly flying to ... :(


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    #44
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    So does this mean their uniform has changed?


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    #45
    crosstownk
    Registered Users Posts: 12,863 ✭✭✭✭crosstownk


    Deleted User wrote: »
    So does this mean their uniform has changed?

    Hopefully. Less clothes = cheaper costs = cheaper flights.

    So I'll be flying in April......
    Untitled Image




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    #46
    kowloon
    Registered Users Posts: 13,387 ✭✭✭✭kowloon


    she won't be so hot when she gets sucked into them there fan blades :D


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    #47
    Setun
    Registered Users Posts: 3,805 ✭✭✭Setun


    I always knew that the baggage limits would come to this. "Ryanair woud now like to inform its customers of a Clothes Tax that has been implemented due to rising fuel costs. €20 per garment."


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    #48
    Red Alert
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,485 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    I'm sure the feminists will be out in force on this one.

    I think the calendar actually looks quite classy indeed.


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    #49
    humanji
    Registered Users Posts: 19,976 ✭✭✭✭humanji


    Is it just me or are they actually pretty plain looking girls. Photoshop and trowels of makeup can do wonders.


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    #50
    jackdaw
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,788 ✭✭✭jackdaw


    So what was the Aer Lingus pic they used to slag them that Joe Duffy is on about ?


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    #51
    eirebhoy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,013 ✭✭✭✭eirebhoy


    I was on a Ryanair flight from Bristol yesterday. €7. I just bought it to get rid of my change but I think I was the only person.


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    #52
    thebman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,012 ✭✭✭✭thebman


    I find this calender proves one thing, Photoshop FTW!!


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    #53
    Thirdfox
    Registered Users Posts: 7,110 ✭✭✭Thirdfox


    brim4brim wrote: »
    I find this calender proves one thing, Photoshop FTW!!

    Meh, see proper photoshopping here:
    http://boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?p=54460514#post54460514


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    #54
    Kone
    Registered Users Posts: 1,372 ✭✭✭Kone


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Complete idiot. What the hell is he on about.

    Its clear as day the women arent actually Irish

    Of course it's clear as day they're not Irish woman, they're attractive! :D;)


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    #55
    JayoCluxton
    Closed Accounts Posts: 78 ✭✭JayoCluxton


    I flew to Ciampino last Wednesday with Ryanair and believe me Jaroslava was nowhere to be seen.

    Well if she was it must've been Photoshop Lourdes that did the biz. (Do Ryanair fly there?)

    Anyone know how much the calendar is? If its €5 thats 500 flights - a lot of air miles!


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    #56
    ircoha
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭ircoha


    Bought it last night on Dub Brussels: they take the p!ss out of Aer Lingus with the 13th page.


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