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Woman+heavy box=?

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    #32
    My name is Mud
    Registered Users Posts: 647 ✭✭✭My name is Mud


    1. Cut a hole in box

    2. Put yo junk in that box

    3. Make her open the box

    /end dick in a box


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    #33
    ibh
    Registered Users Posts: 1,722 ✭✭✭ibh


    Just as you posted this yesterday a pregnant colleague asked me if I could change a flat tyre on her car. I had no problem doing it as she is pregnant and I was the only male in the office.
    I came in this morning to be greeted by a box of Quality Street on my desk... Nice..


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    #34
    [Deleted User]
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    I would've asked her if she could lift other boxes belonging to me.

    I mean if she's doing it already ...


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    #35
    nice1franko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Woman+heavy box=fanny like a druids sleeve


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    #36
    John Mason
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Droopy knickers?

    LOL that's exactly what i thought too


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    #37
    Reku
    Registered Users Posts: 3,766 ✭✭✭Reku


    Feminism and Chivalry are mutually exclusive (due to the chauvanistic presumption inherent in chivalry that women can't do something that men can), women made their choice, apparently they don't like men being chivalrous and were just humouring us for all those years....


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    #38
    cance
    Registered Users Posts: 1,562 ✭✭✭cance


    farohar wrote: »
    apparently they don't like men being chivalrous and were just humouring us for all those years....

    playing the system the cheeky whenches.


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    #39
    Chunks
    Registered Users Posts: 658 ✭✭✭Chunks


    Poppy Cock wrote: »
    Really? Your days must be lame.

    Yup, pretty much. There's only so much you can do under the stairs.


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    #40
    MaxFlower
    Registered Users Posts: 370 ✭✭MaxFlower


    Rob_l wrote: »
    women get pregnant so they can do less work I reckon, its the only reason I can think of .

    I hate to be the one to tell you this but in your case....yes its true. ;)


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    #41
    skywalker
    Registered Users Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Droopy knickers?

    lol. I was thinking along similar lines. :D


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    #42
    thefinalstage
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    Most men are stronger than most woman. Its not debatable at all.(Obviously a testosterone taking she hulk will be stonger that most men but you get my meaning.)

    I would have taken the box off of her and carried it. I would asked her to hold the doors though. Because the stronger person should do the lifting and the weaker the peripheral job.


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    #43
    Peared
    Registered Users Posts: 1,183 ✭✭✭Peared


    Pregnancy is not an illness but it is someting that can impair certain physical activities ie lifting. If your male colleague with a broken arm was lifting a box would you offer to help?

    For all those enlightened men who are complaining about women getting pregnant and taking time off, feel free to give birth yerselves when the time comes and you want sprogs.

    Although, in the interests of fairness, I must say I did once encounter a girl who refused to lift a television up 2 flights of stairs because she "has a womb". She sat having a nice womb cleansing smoke while I traipsed up and down past her with TVs aplenty. Still have me womb intact to this day meself as far as I know.


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    #44
    cance
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    Peared wrote: »
    For all those enlightened men who are complaining about women getting pregnant and taking time off, feel free to give birth yerselves when the time comes and you want sprogs.

    thats what we keep you around for, so stop yer bitching.


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    #45
    Peared
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    cance wrote: »
    thats what we keep you around for, so stop yer bitching.

    Be still my beating heart, I think Im in love. The sensitivity..the cute little attempt to offend.

    I can feel my ovaries starting to twitch.

    C'mon cance, between us we can get me 6 months off work and many many other womb related benefits. You can have a cigar and a half day.


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    #46
    cance
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    #47
    luckat
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    Peared wrote: »
    Although, in the interests of fairness, I must say I did once encounter a girl who refused to lift a television up 2 flights of stairs because she "has a womb". She sat having a nice womb cleansing smoke while I traipsed up and down past her with TVs aplenty. Still have me womb intact to this day meself as far as I know.

    Strictly speaking she was correct; lifting heavy weights can cause the womb to prolapse.


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    #48
    monkey tennis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭monkey tennis


    L31mr0d wrote: »
    I've worked in a few places where boxes needed to be lifted and I found if she was Irish and I offered to lift it for her she'd give me dirty looks as if I was insinuating she was weaker than me

    Were they all pregnant? If not, I could see why that would be mildly offensive (unless we're talking really huge boxes here).


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    #49
    Cathmandooo
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    Xavi6 wrote: »
    Droopy knickers?



    Legend, so hard to stifle the laughing in the office, I swear I'm doing work ;)


    Personally I'd always offer to help a pregnant lady, whether it be for lifting or giving them a seat on the train. Normal young women should learn to do things themselves, hate when they're perfectly capable but dont even try!


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