Nangers Bar.... **OFF TOPIC CHAT THREAD**

TequilaMockingBird

A nice Merlot anyone?

I guess we could break out into cocktails too!!

Jesus Wept

I thought you meant Whine Bar!

TequilaMockingBird

Oh, well I was thinking we might need a Swine Bar out the back.

We'll keep a seat for you.

Jesus Wept

A swine bar! What a fantastic idea Sue! A bar whose food menu consists purely of meals using the mighty pig!

TequilaMockingBird

Yep loads of pig(s) out there for you pet, you make yourself comfy.

What? ...This big bunch of keys and padlocks...? Oh they are just to lock up the Merlot...

Jesus Wept

Us men aren't interested in wine.

The only time it's acceptable for a man to drink wine is when he is young, poor and it's a box of wine. (otherwise known as a 'goon')

Jules

Keep it in BGRH Rigger please.

Jesus Wept

Perhaps you should consider banning men from the forum altogether?

Jules

cuz i believe your not a total spammer.... and have some hope for you my dear.

TequilaMockingBird

So anyone for a glass of Chablis? Icy cold.... and the only rule for a first drink on the house is....


















....you have to be wearing comfy socks!

WindSock

Thanks for opening the bar Sueme. It's been a long day, and I could do with a nice Chianti and some Fava beans. (f.f.f.f.f.f.f./a la Hannibal Lecter)

Tree

you can't beat mens socks for comfort. wine is pretty mank tbh. but if there's tapas going i'd be over teh moon

Terry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlHNh1Oj7TU

Jesus Wept

Tree wrote: »

you can't beat mens socks for comfort. wine is pretty mank tbh. but if there's tap ass going i'd be over teh moon

FYP

TequilaMockingBird

Well girls, I had to go away and do...ya know..girly stuff. I hope you all helped yourselves to the wine and tapas, Carlos there behind the bar is a good old sort....

The old dark latin looks, can distract one from the essentials...

i.e. wine.

g'em

I'm off the booze for another two days but come Saturday night I shall be refilling my bloodstream with all manner of wonderful alcomoholic beverages so can I request that a nice Sancerre be chilled for me until then??

Gillo

The-Rigger wrote: »

Us men aren't interested in wine.

A Scottish wine often goes down well, and as for those Russian wines accompanied by a can of the bar's finest redbull can make for a good night too. You need to open your mind Rigger.

Pighead

In a recent survey 96% of Irish men said they'd love it if their partners were able to grow an extra two breasts underneath their existing breasts, thus leaving 4 breasts and twice as much breastage area to fondle/suck/squeeze while shouting honk honk.

If scientists could make this possible tomorrow would you respect your mens wishes and get the extra couple of boobies?

Jules

No Pighead, I wouldn't. If my partner wasn't happy with me the way i am physically, well then he wouldn't be my partner.

And if ya wanna post such interesting stuff as this, the bar thread is the place to go. ^^

MERGE \o/

star-pants

Pighead wrote: »

In a recent survey 96% of Irish men said they'd love it if their partners were able to grow an extra two breasts underneath their existing breasts, thus leaving 4 breasts and twice as much breastage area to fondle/suck/squeeze while shouting honk honk.

If scientists could make this possible tomorrow would you respect your mens wishes and get the extra couple of boobies?

Um..... NO... bras/tops/everything would be a nightmare.. uncomfortable...

you should be lucky women have two as it is!

Pighead

jules80 wrote: »

No Pighead, I wouldn't. If my partner wasn't happy with me the way i am, well then he wouldn't be my partner.

And if ya wanna post such interesting stuff as this, the bar thread is the place to go. ^^

MERGE \o/

But surely part of a womans job in any relationship is to make their men happy? Pighead likes to make his man happy!

Jules

Well im glad you are so happy with your relationship Pighead but no, i think its important for both to make each other and themselves happy!

watna

I know it's only 9.17 but I think it's going to be a long day. Carlos, Can I have a glass of wine please? sauvignon blanc. Ta!


mmmmm!

Pighead

jules80 wrote: »

Well im glad you are so happy with your relationship Pighead but no, i think its important for both to make each other and themselves happy!

Thats fair enough but theres a lot of blokes who'd do stuff like this for their women. Look at all the men in BGRH. They've all grown extra todgers on their foreheads for their women. Now thats dedication, take note jules80.

Jules

No pighead that just god making sure we can make out the d1ckheads from the nice boys

DarkJager

Pighead is just bitter that he's not allowed into BGRH. You see only real men are allowed in there, and Pighead is just a lost little boy....

Pighead

DarkJager wrote: »

Pighead is just bitter that he's not allowed into BGRH. You see only real men are allowed in there, and Pighead is just a lost little boy....

Surely that horrible comment warrants a ban. Who's the mod around here? Can somebody ban this heartless beast?

Jules

Na, i think Darkjager is doing ok

watna

Just a quick message to Carlos... watch your back. THe BGRH men are out to get you, they said something about honour and a strike team. Anyway.... you might want to brush up on your karate skills or something!

Pighead

watna wrote: »

Just a quick message to Carlos... watch your back. THe BGRH men are out to get you, they said something about honour and a strike team. Anyway.... you might want to brush up on your karate skills or something!

Karate skills? What the fcuk? His names Carlos not Bruce Lee. Carlos is either a Spaniard or a Mexican, neither country is renowned for their Karate skills. They're famous for their lovemaking and their smouldering brown eyes.

Maybe he could fcuk them to death.

Jules

There is something aloof in here keep an eye out for those BGRH lads!

Slow Motion

Pighead wrote: »

But surely part of a womans job in any relationship is to make their men happy? Pighead likes to make his man happy!

So you are gay then ! Welcome out of the closet little man!

watna wrote: »

Just a quick message to Carlos... watch your back. THe BGRH men are out to get you, they said something about honour and a strike team. Anyway.... you might want to brush up on your karate skills or something!

You're fifth column seems to be coming along nicely

Pighead

jules80 wrote: »

There is something aloof in here keep an eye out for those BGRH lads!

Pighead has a sneaking suspicion you don't have a clue what aloof means. That sentence makes fcuk all sense. Pighead has reported your post on grounds of stupidness.

Slow Motion

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead has a sneaking suspicion you don't have a clue what aloof means. That sentence makes fcuk all sense. Pighead has reported your post on grounds of stupidness.

Much like yourself really.

Pighead

Slow Motion wrote: »

Much like yourself really.

Pighead making plenty of sense buddy! Point Pighead tio a sentence he wrote that you're having trouble understanding and he will do his very best to help ease any confusion.

PS Will ya tell Robbo to unban Pighead from BGRH. Lessons have been learnt and its time for Pighead to return to the forum. Cracking news all around you'll agree. Talk later buddy.xxx

TequilaMockingBird

I think we need a bouncer.

Slow Motion

Pighead wrote: »

Pighead making plenty of sense buddy! Point Pighead tio a sentence he wrote that you're having trouble understanding and he will do his very best to help ease any confusion.

PS Will ya tell Robbo to unban Pighead from BGRH. Lessons have been learnt and its time for Pighead to return to the forum. Cracking news all around you'll agree. Talk later buddy.xxx

Understand the sentence fine, the spelling could be better though. Will ask the lads what they think about your plea !

Gillo

sueme wrote: »

I think we need a bouncer.

Put a load of women together, add some drink and they get broody

Here's your buncer

Jules

Na g'em already offer her service for physical removal or muppets!

Gillo

Pighead wrote: »

PS Will ya tell Robbo to unban Pighead from BGRH. Lessons have been learnt and its time for Pighead to return to the forum. Cracking news all around you'll agree. Talk later buddy.xxx

So you're not here out of choice, you are claiming refugee status??

Pighead

gillo wrote: »

So you're not here out of choice, you are claiming refugee status??

Pigheads a wild animal who likes to roam boards various landscapes without restrictions. Being banned from a particular landscape restricts Pigheads movements. Unbanning Pighead removes these restrictions. Not too much too ask really.

TequilaMockingBird

Carlos pet, a Sancerre for my friend here, and sure I'll join her.

Bit noisy in here this morning isn't it?

TequilaMockingBird

Pighead wrote: »

Pigheads a wild animal who likes to roam boards various landscapes without restrictions. Being banned from a particular landscape restricts Pigheads movements. Unbanning Pighead removes these restrictions. Not too much too ask really.

Please unban him. Theres a nice glass of Sancerre in it for you..

WindSock

Pighead wrote: »

In a recent survey 96% of Irish men said they'd love it if their partners were able to grow an extra two breasts underneath their existing breasts, thus leaving 4 breasts and twice as much breastage area to fondle/suck/squeeze while shouting honk honk.

Heavens no! that means my giant nangers will give me 4 black eyes instead of 2 while i go out for my yearly jog.

Pighead

Windsock wrote: »

Heavens no! that means my giant nangers will give me 4 black eyes instead of 2 while i go out for my yearly jog.

Any pics?

TequilaMockingBird

Can I get you a drink Windsocks? If your not up to alcohol, Carlos does a mean smoothie.

Jules

banana/strawberry smoothie for me please!!!

TequilaMockingBird

I love what Carlos does with the strawberries....

A top up Watna?

watna

Windsock wrote: »

nangers

Tee Hee, nangers. My new favourite word! I'll have a smoothie too. That morning glass of wine has perked me up but I need something to settle my stomach!

TequilaMockingBird

Antonio (Carlos' third cousin) is in the kitchen. He's just made a lovely batch of croissants. Anyone care for one?

TequilaMockingBird

watna wrote: »

Tee Hee, nangers. My new favourite word! /QUOTE]


Nangers Wine Bar.


I think we have a name!