What would be your Killing Spree

knird evol

In response to the serious lack of imagination in Finland...
Your ready to die now. Your going to take a whole bunch of people with you. You have the armaments and the ammunition. The rest is up to you. A lot of good could be achieved or a lot of fun could be had. The possibilities are boundless.

It is a terrible waste to just go to school and start shooting people indiscriminately. How prosaic. Wheres the creativity. Its been done to death.

damonjewel

Flamethrower and IT dept, followed by Management board

Dalfiatach

Tactical nuke at a global Marketing Conference.

Giblet

If your school is the biggest problem in your life, you have no problems.

biko

knird evol wrote: »

In response to the serious lack of imagination in Finland...
Your ready to die now. Your going to take a whole bunch of people with you. You have the armaments and the ammunition. The rest is up to you. A lot of good could be achieved or a lot of fun could be had. The possibilities are boundless.

It is a terrible waste to just go to school and start shooting people indiscriminately. How prosaic. Wheres the creativity. Its been done to death.

Bit early for jokes methinks.
But I do suggest you stay in school and learn to spell. Maybe you'll even see a gunman one day, who knows?

0ubliette

A-10 tankbuster on a bombing run over the Dail.

andy1249

Taxi Ranks in Dublin , take out as many drivers as possible , surprised it hasnt been done before.

Hellm0

[Completely hypothetical]
I'd start stalking country roads and heavy traffic regions with a sniper rifle, pick off one or two at a time then disappear, keep it up for a few weeks and the whole country goes mental. Add in some fake(and some real) explosive attacks on high density housing estates, offices and shopping centers and it should turn nice and nasty. Also start mailing government agencies with parcels full of talc powder or other stuff that could be mistaken for biochem agents.
[/Completely hypothetical]

connundrum

In before the lock.

Oh and I'd aim for scangers. All of them

Stephen

Fianna Fail ard fheis + belt-feed machine gun. Can't be stopping to reload with those bastards.

Pompey Magnus

I'd head along to a service in the church of Rev Fred Phelps and bring along a Flamethrower and a few hand grenades.

l3LoWnA

For me it would have to be Arbour Hill prison or ANY prison that houses plenty of sex offenders/rapists/general scumbags!!!

I wouldn't kill them all though, I'd shoot their balls a few times and leave them there, bleeding and in excrutiating pain!! it's the least those f*cks deserve!!

MoominPapa

Weapon: Chainsaw
Target: Rude people
Location: Dundrum Town Centre

That'd one big pile of severed body parts and then to the luas

Jesus Wept

The higher ups of a completely incompetent arrogant ignorantly run prominent Broadband/TV/Phone providing company.


N T L

Karl Hungus

Scumbags. As many as freakin' possible.

coolhandc

biko wrote: »

Bit early for jokes methinks.
But I do suggest you stay in school and learn to spell. Maybe you'll even see a gunman one day, who knows?

QFT

Nuttzz

car bomb, boards beers, get that into ya

arybvtcw0eolkf

I'd run into 'The George' and beat them all to death with a pair of tits tied to the end of a brush handle.

Gillie

Scumbags also!
Chase them down with a bar of soap, some nicotene patches and a nice suit!
Watch them run!

Wacker

Depeche_Mode wrote: »

I'd head along to a service in the church of Rev Fred Phelps and bring along a Flamethrower and a few hand grenades.

You stole my idea. I'd take out the Westboro Baptist Church.

wil

Toilet duck, the bog. Masacree.

Millions will die, justice will be served.
Oh cruel world
Thanks, you guys inspired me to do it

TheThing!

I would break into a public school with some of my posh mates armed with with tactical assault shotguns, claymore mines, a couple of RPGs and a minigun mounted on a military issue humvee. The irony would be in the fact that we would find ourselves out gunned.....by the second years

Dragan

TheThing! wrote: »

I would break into a public school with some of my posh mates armed with with tactical assault shotguns, claymore mines, a couple of RPGs and a minigun mounted on a military issue humvee. The irony would be in the fact that we would find ourselves out gunned.....by the second years

You don't need to break into a public school during the day mate.....you can normally just stroll right in.

And the irony would be the fact that you guys would most likely shoot each other leaving nothing but a pile of corpses with crap haircuts and worse clothes.

Hellm0

Dragan wrote: »

You don't need to break into a public school during the day mate.....you can normally just stroll right in.

And the irony would be the fact that you guys would most likely shoot each other leaving nothing but a pile of corpses with crap haircuts and worse clothes.

Pwned

Slow Motion

TheThing! wrote: »

I would break into a public school with some of my posh mates armed with with tactical assault shotguns, claymore mines, a couple of RPGs and a minigun mounted on a military issue humvee. The irony would be in the fact that we would find ourselves out gunned.....by the second years

Why would you attack a bunch of school kids with a computer game ? Do you mean you would challange them on line after installing the game on their server ?

TheThing!

Dragan wrote: »

You don't need to break into a public school during the day mate.....you can normally just stroll right in.

And the irony would be the fact that you guys would most likely shoot each other leaving nothing but a pile of corpses with crap haircuts and worse clothes.

Oh is that how they are, sorry, I just presumed that public schools were a bit like war zones, with barbed wire fences and barricades. Thats grand, so we can walk right in? You're right though, we probably would end up shooting each other, it takes a hard man to be able to see a 2nd year eating chips, smoking and wheeling a pram down a school corridor and not think of ending it all...

MOH

DART (or all IE) managers on a train wired with explosives. Pick a random DART, and tell them if that DART arrives at every station en route on time I'll let them go. Otherwise boom.

TheThing!

Hellm0 wrote: »

Pwned

Pwned??? WTF does that mean? Im supposed to be insulted, right?

Dragan

TheThing! wrote: »

Oh is that how they are, sorry, I just presumed that public schools were a bit like war zones, with barbed wire fences and barricades. Thats grand, so we can walk right in? You're right though, we probably would end up shooting each other, it takes a hard man to be able to see a 2nd year eating chips, smoking and wheeling a pram down a school corridor and not think of ending it all...

I'm sure you have many thoughts that run through your head on a daily basis that don't really tally with the real world. Don't worry about it too much though, just try to get through life without hurting yourself.

Xavi6

Couple of ideas spring to mind straight away -

D4 heads. Beat them over the head with their own dubes.

Skangers - Asphixiate them with the long sleeves of their own Celtic jerseys.

Old Trafford - A simple bomb should suffice. See all the prawn sandwiches go up in smoke.

Bono - Slit his throat with the high E string on his guitar.

That'd do for a start.

TheThing!

Dragan wrote: »

I'm sure you have many thoughts that run through your head on a daily basis that don't really tally with the real world. Don't worry about it too much though, just try to get through life without hurting yourself.

I'll be alright, I'll always have you public schoolers to amuse me

Spud83

andy1249 wrote: »

Taxi Ranks in Dublin , take out as many drivers as possible , surprised it hasnt been done before.

:eek:Taxis actually stop at these!!!

Ishmael

Hmmm, i'd need an infinite supply of patsy's magic bullets from worms armageddon, and i kill all those pesky LVL 5 worms!

That or i'd just kill those useless celebs, like jade fat cow and those yokes who enter, watch or anyway endorse reality t.v shows.

ibh

TheThing! wrote: »

I'll be alright, I'll always have you public schoolers to amuse me

Don't feed the troll.

Agamemnon

I'd get my Uzi, my ninjatō sword and my trusty wolf sidekick and I'd slaughter everyone in the RTE HQ in Montrose. I'd save Gerry Ryan, Pat Kenny and Ryan Turbidy for last and, with the cameras rolling, I'd make a jihadist-style beheading video with the three aforementioned gobshites. I'm sure it would be a big hit in the ratings.

LadyJ

I'd blow the hell out of the sons of b!tches that cancelled "My So Called Life"!

And also people who call up to order a courier from me and act like they're in a big fcuking rush and have far better things to do than give me the information that I need to do what it is that they want.

Chainsaws for them though.

bangersandmash

Slow Motion wrote: »

Why would you attack a bunch of school kids with a computer game ? Do you mean you would challange them on line after installing the game on their server ?

:rolleyes::D

Rocket propelled grenade

the locust

I'd rappel down over the walls of Mountjoy prison with a SPAS 15 (automatic shotgun) a few hundred rounds and a bag of anti personell grenades

Corega

I'd kidnap those two idiot Radiologists down in Portlaoise, inject them with iron filings and lash them into an MRI machine. Either that or something involving napalm and Dell customer support.

wutra

little mini bombs in fake 20 cent coins and drop them randomly round the streets of cavan.

CreepingDeath

I'd install a tree shredding machine at the end of the esculator of every dole and immigration office.

Maybe some landmines on the roads, which only go off if a cars exhaust is loud enough... take out all the skanger-cars.

Piano wire at neck-height across the bus lanes, to get the motorbikes and mopeds.

Have pools of petrol at every busstop, to catch the skangers who throw their cigarettes down on the ground before they board.

Oh, and a sniper rifle on the top of Liberty hall... should have enough range to take out the druggies on the boardwalk, and the skangers around Connolly Station.

Overheal

Id take everyone hostage, plant bombs around the perimeter and hole myself in for as long as possible. Each barrier layer would be progressively worse: gas grenade trips; flashbangs; C4; Claymores; etc.

Good and holed in, and with the world watching, I use my pirate broadcast signal to deliver my message about the state of humanity and all that jazz; pretty much just upload my memoirs onto a secured, read-only domain on the internet, point the world to it and then shoot meself in the head after disarming all of my lethal charges.

Who the **** needs to kill people? Honestly. The only reason Id kill myself is for the tried and true Martyr Effect.

Degsy

A fuel-air device above wembley during some "important" football match.No more "getting a result at the end of the day".
A "daisycutter" bomb on croke park during an all-ireland.Peace and quiet and the tactical removal of the sort of people who buy eircom shares and respond to 419 letters.

Krieg

Nuke the north
.. Then we can claim to be a united island

ROCKMAN

MARY HARNEY (she counts as a spree ):D:D

P_1

Get some sort of large tank (Leopard maybe), start at the Stephen's Green end of Grafton Street, drive forwards.

Ireland's own Tienaman Square :mad::mad::mad:

KIVES

No big killing spree for me I'm afraid - would seriously consider strapping 'JohnnyStones' to a rack and forcing him to endure a days worth of quality comedy - having removed his 'Hale and Pace' reruns I would force him to re-read the majority of his infantile postings and admit to crimes against good humour...I might consider shooting the c*nt in the foot but then he's managing that perfectly well on his own - MOJO my arse...just to stay with the thread, if my anger did get the better of me,all those groovy f*ckin DJ's on Irish Radio who speak with Mid-Atlantic accents..a couple of bullets wouldn't go astray

lynnlegend

south hill limerick would be a national hero by lunch

CreepingDeath

I'd take a tank up to the Dail and then me and my other biker friends would pay a visit to CreepingDeaths house.

CreepingDeath wrote: »

Piano wire at neck-height across the bus lanes, to get the motorbikes and mopeds.

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JohnnyStones

KIVES wrote: »

No big killing spree for me I'm afraid - would seriously consider strapping 'JohnnyStones' to a rack and forcing him to endure a days worth of quality comedy - having removed his 'Hale and Pace' reruns I would force him to re-read the majority of his infantile postings and admit to crimes against good humour...I might consider shooting the c*nt in the foot but then he's managing that perfectly well on his own - MOJO my arse...just to stay with the thread, if my anger did get the better of me,all those groovy f*ckin DJ's on Irish Radio who speak with Mid-Atlantic accents..a couple of bullets wouldn't go astray

KIVES seriously what is your problem?

i don't like you either but i don't want to kill/shoot you;

I'd rather you get cancer and die a slow painful death.


OT give me a AK 47 and up to leinster house i would go,
then i could rule this land.

cson

TheThing! wrote: »

I'll be alright, I'll always have you public schoolers to amuse me

I'm quite surprised you haven't been banned yet. You've been spouting that trolltastic public school shite since you joined a month ago. Change the record s'il vous plait.

CreepingDeath wrote: »

I'd install a tree shredding machine at the end of the esculator of every dole and immigration office.

But that'd be suicide Creeps.