Girl Gets Detention For Hugging

Hail 2 Da Chimp

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Completely agree. It's nuts. It's starts with a bit of hugging and before you know it she'll be giving handjobs to strangers for her next hit of crack.

You say that like it's a bad thing...

* Hug's all the ladies *

Good thing she got detention. She could've gotten herself pregnant with that sort of carry on!

deman

It's not just the US.

I was given THREE WEEKS' DOUBLE detention for allegedly "snogging" a girl at the front gate while waiting for her bus. It was pissing rain and, yes, we were standing quite close to each other with hoods up but that was it. Hands in (own) pockets, talking to each other when the Head's wife, also a teacher, walked by a grabbed me and said "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

Stupid B****h!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Ah Christianity.

What they actually believe is that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky.

And sure why not.

Hahaha post of the week!

knird evol

A PDA towards one girl is implicitly excluding the rest of the world from that 'hug'
....is both excluding and racist. schools have to be strong on this issue. shows scant regard for the travelling community.

Dinxminx

I almost got expelled for laying my head on my boyfriend's knees while on school property! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Edit: Smiley

Saruman

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Ah Christianity.

What they actually believe is that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky.

And sure why not.

Brilliant :D:D:D

Le Rack

I was in an all girls convent school, no nuns while I was there but our vice principal was a crazy old yoke. One lunch time, two girls in the year under me, (I was in 5th or 6th year at the time) were walking around chatting, linked arms, and evil B!tch woman of death came parading down the hall after them roaring at their inappropriate behaviour, and how school was no place for such a thing, she'd commonly give out to girls for sitting on eachothers laps,

and my favourite one, one day in my own class in sixth year, myself and two mates were sittin on two desks in the corner where we always sat, we were takin the piss about summit, and one of the end of lunch bells had gone, but one of the girls was sitting on the others lap, having a right hug, and me beside them, the Vice comes in from her office to give out to us for still socialising after the first bell, only to see us in the corner. She stands in the door way for a good 20 seconds, hands on hips, and the glare of a woman can hardly see five feet in front of her, I start nudging the girls in warning, they pay no notice, Vice continues standing in door, glaring, starts tapping her watch, whole class is gone quiet at this point and I've given up nudging, she suddenly lets RIP on the two girls who jump to thier feet scared crapless, as she roars the place down on not only how inappropriate their behaviour is and sick etc but that the bell has gone and they should be in their next class etc etc, me ma was convinced from the time I was in first year that she was a closet lesbian!

Jesus Wept

Le Rack wrote: »

I was in an all girls convent school, no nuns while I was there but our vice principal was a crazy old yoke. One lunch time, two girls in the year under me, (I was in 5th or 6th year at the time) were walking around chatting, linked arms, and evil B!tch woman of death came parading down the hall after them roaring at their inappropriate behaviour, and how school was no place for such a thing, she'd commonly give out to girls for sitting on eachothers laps,

and my favourite one, one day in my own class in sixth year, myself and two mates were sittin on two desks in the corner where we always sat, we were takin the piss about summit, and one of the end of lunch bells had gone, but one of the girls was sitting on the others lap, having a right hug, and me beside them, the Vice comes in from her office to give out to us for still socialising after the first bell, only to see us in the corner. She stands in the door way for a good 20 seconds, hands on hips, and the glare of a woman can hardly see five feet in front of her, I start nudging the girls in warning, they pay no notice, Vice continues standing in door, glaring, starts tapping her watch, whole class is gone quiet at this point and I've given up nudging, she suddenly lets RIP on the two girls who jump to thier feet scared crapless, as she roars the place down on not only how inappropriate their behaviour is and sick etc but that the bell has gone and they should be in their next class etc etc, me ma was convinced from the time I was in first year that she was a closet lesbian!

Sounds like that nun needed a good length of wavin.

thefinalstage

The-Rigger wrote: »

Sounds like that nun needed a good length of wavin.

Or a stiff ruler.

tampopo

SimpleSam06 wrote: »

Ah Christianity.

What they actually believe is that a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and drink his blood and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in all humans because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree and thereby pissing off an invisible wizard who lives in the sky.

And sure why not.

Ah, priceless.

I'm glad I went back a couple of pages to see if I missed anything interesting. This made it all worthwhile. Deffo post of the week....

SteveS

Conor108 wrote: »

What the hell is going on in the US these days. Their laws have just gone mental.:eek:

This incident has nothing to do with laws or the legislature. School districts can implement their own rules and regulations. As long as those rules don't violate a law or Constitutional right, they will stand. I agree that that policy seems stupid, but I don't live there, so I will leave it up to them to decide if they want to let it stand.

Most schools ban public displays of affection, though I haven't seen them suspend kids for such minor contact. Usually, they save the suspensions for kids that are caught going at it under the bleachers, etc. Kids that hold hands or hug usually just get a warning.

Le Rack

The-Rigger wrote: »

Sounds like that nun needed a good length of wavin.

she wasn't a nun, she was married with kids!

highlydebased

Nuns seem somewhat against wholesome harmless fun.....

......I remember attending a certain discoteque a fair few years ago at which there was a Nun supervising (No idea why)

She tore myself and a certain female apart. "HAVE YE ANY RESPECT FOR YE'ERSELVES!"



lol

Overheal

land of the free, my shiney hole

seriously, what kind of behaviour do they think they are influencing? The more you prohibit something the more people (especially teens) are going to try and act against it.

If I want to wear my Stephen Colbert Wrist Strong Bracelet, then they can pry it from my cold dead wrist!

My former Country is going to hell: people that were normal and happy with the way things were are getting ousted by extreme minorities that go out and make these policies for everyone. Thats not democracy!

This is infuriating.

woop

Hugging is a gateway form of affection.... and will ultimately lead to hand shandies and soapy titwanks.

haha!:)