Plans for the coming apocalypse

leninbenjamin

it's already been decided that whatever happens i'll be taking control of the Dail bar. so yeah, i'll be leading a strategic assault on the dail with this purpose.

that, and ripping the piss out of all the idiots who invested in property which hadn't proper infrastructure near it. or those who continually invested in property when they should have diversified their portfolio.

Hellm0

Deleted User wrote: »

So if the economy goes to sh1t, everyone'll turn into Zombies?

Awesome.

I'll be that dude you always see in the movies who tried to save everyone, gets a big group together, has sex with some hot blonde haired chick, only to ultimately kill themselves in the end.

Fantastic plan

Just dont take the M50 and its all good, thats MY territory.

Hellm0

Hellm0 wrote: »

Just dont take the M50 and its all good, thats MY territory.

Ok. Deal.

But it might lead to some feuding between me and Biko in Galway though.

AlmightyCushion

I'll probably just lock myself in my room and masturbate until it's all over.

Hellm0

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok. Deal.

But it might lead to some feuding between me and Biko in Galway though.

Thats intentional, while you guys are fighting I'll be sleeping with your blond chick.

Ninja_scrotum

I'd go around beating as much **** as possible out of scumbags...

Then I'd go into Currys with a baseball bat and smash everything....

Go around smashing cars....

Hmmm... I'm not a very nice character am I?

Ok i suppose I'll rescue a few puppies from a river or something.

Lux23

I might bake a cake or sort out my sock drawer, you know do all those things that I never really get a chance to.

H.O.T.A.S.

I'd be in the Bunker cleaning the rifles and laughing my ass off as I watch the country destroy itself on the computer monitor

Zzippy

Deleted User wrote: »

Ok. Deal.

But it might lead to some feuding between me and Biko in Galway though.

I'm with Biko there. You're going down Boney... and not in the good way!

thefinalstage

Galwayguy99 wrote: »

I'm with Biko there. You're going down Boney... and not in the good way!

The question is, on who?

Wertz

thelastangryman wrote: »

The question is, on who?

Yore ma?

Come on, someone had to post it...

thefinalstage

Wertz wrote: »

Yore ma?

Come on, someone had to post it...

Whimsical!

AlmightyCushion

H.O.T.A.S. wrote: »

I'd be in the Bunker cleaning the rifles and laughing my ass off as I watch the country destroy itself on the computer monitor

You're going to lock yourself in your basement with your computer? For some reason I don't think it'll be riffles you'll be cleaning.

KIVES

I'll have 'The Best of Roy Orbison'playing loudly in the background -nobody does 'bittersweet' quite like that man...oh and maybe a wee prayer as a hopeless attempt at reconciliation with anything that might be of benefit when Roy no longer croons in the said background - Leonard Cohen and 'The Future' would be way too cliched for a coming apocalypse...you gotta have have your tunes right for a once in a lifetime moment...

Black Swan

I'll start lining up auditions in Hollywood for those zombies that wander as far as So Cal.

H.O.T.A.S.

AlmightyCushion wrote: »

You're going to lock yourself in your basement with your computer? For some reason I don't think it'll be riffles you'll be cleaning.

You gotta pass the time somehow AC

ScumLord

I'd start up me own black market trading company something like Scumlords discount stolen goods store. If we don't have what you want in stock just point us in the direction of someone that does

Overall I think the Irish people will be far to lazy to go crazy (unless we're pisshed) and we'll probably just stick to complaining about the goverment.

Archeron

Right. Just finished building my apocolypse proof love bunker in the garden. Complete with entertainment room, bar, hydro spa (for the laaadies), olympic pool, 27 themed bedrooms and the patented "Apoco-cam" so we can watch the fun from the super comfy couch in the TV Zone.

Bidding for places starts at 1000 shekels. (only bids by hot women will be considered)

thefinalstage

Archeron wrote: »

Right. Just finished building my apocolypse proof love bunker in the garden. Complete with entertainment room, bar, hydro spa (for the laaadies), olympic pool, 27 themed bedrooms and the patented "Apoco-cam" so we can watch the fun from the super comfy couch in the TV Zone.

Bidding for places starts at 1000 shekels. (only bids by hot women will be considered)

*Boom* Sorry I think I blew up your bunker...Don't leave dynamite lying around!

Archeron

Dammit!!!

RoyalMarine

wouldnt zombies be cool.

imagine.

unreggd

RoyalMarineComm wrote: »

wouldnt zombies be cool.

imagine.

Hell yeah

Gimme ten million zombies and a lifetime supply of rounds any day

And a lockpick, naturally.......

Alter-Ego

Lock myself in a poorly lit room with a case of gin, some porn and some mansize tissues for mansize messes.

leninbenjamin

**** it i decided the Dáil bar simply lacks ambition, so i'm gonna re-evaluate the priorities... i will systematically take over every brewery and public house in the country. that will ultimately give me complete control of the country as we know how much Irish society depends on the drink

and sure if it doesn't work out at least ill have gotten pissed on the cheap.

The Chessplayer

Make sure you're in a fireproof building when the apocalypse comes. One that comes to mind is the Enniskerry's football clubhouse. Pretty sure that's fireproof - is in Wicklow by the way.

gazzer

Can we storm the Dail. Grab Bertie out of the dail bar and burn the bumbling b***ix at the stake.. I hate that man with an unnaturally high passion.

unreggd

gazzer wrote: »

Can we storm the Dail. Grab Bertie out of the dail bar and burn the bumbling b***ix at the stake.. I hate that man with an unnaturally high passion.

+1 support

AngryBadger

I've had this conversation with a few people in work.

Seems to me that you're only going to have problems if you have an uninsured mortgage that you can't maintain. So, unless you lose your job, can't get another job, and don't have some kind of mortgage insurance then you should be fine.

Frankly I think anyone who doesn't have mortgage insurance is a clown. During this conversation a person who has considerable technical qualifications, and has been working for many years, told me she wasn't willoing to pay €50 a month to insure her mortgage. To me that's just stupid. €50 a month to ensure a mortgage that's probably in the region of €300,000/€400,000. And given that all she has to do is ait for the next up-turn in the market she's almost guaranteed a huge profit on the house, but she won't pay €50 a month to secure that investment against the possibility that a time might arise when she can't make re-payments.

There won't be any kind of "Apocalypse" unless everyone suddenly panics. And nobody should panic if they've got a job, and apropaite security on their various fiscal resources.

'course if we start nuking each other that kinda changes the shape of things, but barring that there isn't going to be an economic crash over here.

Wertz

In a post apocalyptic Ireland devoid of politicians and the forces of law and order, I'd like to see any bank try and seize my house.
Can anyone say "Armed response"? Shooting hard-up bank officials would be almost as satisfying as serving ricin-laced Bass to our esteemed leader...

kowloon

Quickly, everyone to the pod!