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Fake Condoms

digitally-yours · 2007-10-16 13:10:26

Just read this and i thought i should post here it might save people going to PI forum :) Fake condoms flood capital Hackney Council were alerted to the problem last month when one amorous member of the public noticed the condoms he had bought were "not quite right" and reported the incident. The condoms are in realistic…

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#32 16-10-2007 10:51pm
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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bin?

A dead baby in 10 bins.

On Topic : How much profit could there really be in counterfeit condoms?

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#33 16-10-2007 11:37pm
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lads,lay off the jokes ffs.you dont know who could be reading this thread,so keep it under raps.

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#34 16-10-2007 11:39pm
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i know who's reading this thread,and I don't appreciate your insinuation that I don't.

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#35 16-10-2007 11:42pm
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Hydroquinone wrote: »

Two things -
Putting an electric whisk up there wouldn't only kill any foetus, it'd probably kill the woman as well, she'd most likely bleed to death.

qft knitting needles ftw

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#36 17-10-2007 12:05am
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A good aul tumble down the stairs should do the trick.

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#37 17-10-2007 9:30am
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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Who needs a condom? If she gets pregnant just stick an electric whisk up there and you're sorted.

KlondikePaddy wrote: »

Thats a human life your talking about!!!!!! Respect please!

Careful now.

I'll get back to this in a bit.

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#38 17-10-2007 7:22pm
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Terry-I don't appreciate the language used!!! I felt that it was right to respond to the insensitive language!!! Thanks for taking notice of this!!!

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#39 17-10-2007 7:27pm
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I was kinda hoping that they'd be chocolate or something

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#40 17-10-2007 7:47pm
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I buy the fake condoms all the time, my fake girlfriend loves them.

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#41 17-10-2007 8:26pm
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KlondikePaddy wrote: »

Terry-I don't appreciate the language used!!! I felt that it was right to respond to the insensitive language!!! Thanks for taking notice of this!!!

That?

I was gonna post a South Park clip.
I just got distracted and forgot about it.

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#42 17-10-2007 8:41pm
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egg beater indeed.

really it is as if kids these days never heard of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_Spungen and her wire coat hanger.

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#43 17-10-2007 8:48pm
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Glass of whiskey and a hot bath and you're sorted!

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#44 17-10-2007 8:54pm
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The myth is gin not whiskey.

http://z.about.com/d/civilliberty/1/6/K/2/-/-/prochalk480x480.jpg

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#45 17-10-2007 8:58pm
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Terry wrote: »

That?

I was gonna post a South Park clip.
I just got distracted and forgot about it.

Christopher Reeves wouldn't happen to be in that clip by any chance?

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#46 17-10-2007 9:58pm
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KlondikePaddy wrote: »

No its no joke-its sick!!! Tell that to a mother who has had a miscarriage or couples who are trying to have kids!!!!
Its a blatant disrespect for human life!!!! Call a spade a spade!!!!!

troll go away!

does that mean that they'd burst easier? if so suiteable for water balloons?

cos durex don't always burst if you use them as water ballons, only the elite ones do, and you can't get them everywhere!!

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#47 17-10-2007 10:31pm
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Thaedydal wrote: »

The myth is gin not whiskey.

http://z.about.com/d/civilliberty/1/6/K/2/-/-/prochalk480x480.jpg

the myth is gin,
whiskey actually does the trick

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#48 17-10-2007 11:18pm
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Before you use a condom, unroll it and check for the kite mark symbol.

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#49 17-10-2007 11:26pm
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eolhc wrote: »

I thought mars bar wrappers were the recommended alternative

ya wouldn't fit yore lad into a mars bar wrapper since they keep making them smaller and smaller.

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#50 17-10-2007 11:38pm
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The-Rigger wrote: »

ya wouldn't fit yore lad into a mars bar wrapper since they keep making them smaller and smaller.

what his lad or the wrappers

ok where's my coat?

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#51 17-10-2007 11:54pm
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Who'd waste a condom as a water balloon!?

Also, AH.

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#52 18-10-2007 2:23am
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2 stroke wrote: »

Before you use a condom, unroll it and check for the kite mark symbol.

Ya check for the kite mark and eu mark on the wrapper and the box
ya don't unroll it and then but it on :rolleyes:

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#53 18-10-2007 8:40am
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'fake condoms flood capital' ?

why? are they bursting? gross...

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#54 18-10-2007 9:40am
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I just want to know where Hackney is.
I don't believe I've ever been to that part of Dublin.

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#55 18-10-2007 12:56pm
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AlmightyCushion wrote: »

Who needs a condom? If she gets pregnant just stick an electric whisk up there and you're sorted.

I don't think they'd appreciate that over here:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055167458

:mad:

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