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Fake Condoms

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  • 16-10-2007 2:10pm
    #1
    digitally-yours
    Registered Users Posts: 1,425 ✭✭✭


    Just read this and i thought i should post here it might save people going to PI forum :)

    Fake condoms flood capital

    Hackney Council were alerted to the problem last month when one amorous member of the public noticed the condoms he had bought were "not quite right" and reported the incident.

    The condoms are in realistic packaging, but they are said to be "lacking in lubrication once opened". Brands which have been copied are Durex Extra Safe, Arouser, Ribbed, Performa, Gossamer, Select, and Fetherlite

    "If any of the following codes appear on packaging, it is highly likely that these are not genuine Durex condoms and we advise consumers not to use them, as we cannot be sure of their safety."

    Consumers with any queries are being advised to contact the Durex Careline on 0800 338 739 or Hackney Trading Standards on 020 8356 4929.

    Rogue batches:
    Durex Extra Safe - serial numbers 20604354
    Arouser - 20906043
    Ribbed - 20905271/ 20904142/ 2991118
    Performa - TGL 4142
    Gossamer - 21405074
    Select - P4379
    Fetherlite - 21405074

    You might have used one :D.

    Link here

    Please Mods feel free to move if needed


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    #2
    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    Condoms?

    Pfft.

    Crisp packets ftw.


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    super_furry
    Registered Users Posts: 27,321 ✭✭✭✭super_furry


    DesF wrote: »
    Condoms?

    Pfft.

    Crisp packets ftw.

    Only if their salt and vinegar. The salt kills dem jerms!


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    _blank_
    Closed Accounts Posts: 41,926 ✭✭✭✭_blank_


    :eek::eek:

    The salt on the helmet is a bit sting-ey though.

    Cheese Nunion, or Prawn Coctail tbh.

    At least with the Prawn Coctail, you get a genuine smell too.


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    Ghost Train
    Registered Users Posts: 30,035 ✭✭✭✭Ghost Train


    I thought mars bar wrappers were the recommended alternative :confused:


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    #6
    neacy69
    Registered Users Posts: 2,823 ✭✭✭neacy69


    sure isn't this Catholic Ireland what would we doing with any kind of contraception....Quick run before the priest hears you mentioned the "C Word"


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    Hydroquinone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭Hydroquinone


    digitally-yours wrote: »
    Fake condoms flood capital
    Flood? Flood?
    Good grief, who's been using them? Elephants? :eek::D


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    Spook_ie
    Registered Users Posts: 10,896 ✭✭✭✭Spook_ie


    Q.How d you know if elephants have been having sex in your garden......





    A. They have been using the bin liners as condoms


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    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    What do you do when an elephant comes in through your window ?

    Swim.


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    Colonel Sanders
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,669 ✭✭✭Colonel Sanders


    just use a baloon with a bit of lubricant. Far cheaper......


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    #11
    eroo
    Registered Users Posts: 4,084 ✭✭✭eroo


    some of the most beatiful,elegant and romantic posts i have ever seen


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    #12
    KTRIC
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,463 ✭✭✭KTRIC


    eroo wrote: »
    some of the most beatiful,elegant and romantic posts i have ever seen


    Well if you're aroused then I know where you can get some cheap condoms ;)


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    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,049 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Who needs a condom? If she gets pregnant just stick an electric whisk up there and you're sorted.


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    whiskeyman
    Registered Users Posts: 12,564 ✭✭✭✭whiskeyman


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Who needs a condom? If she gets pregnant just stick an electric whisk up there and you're sorted.

    I dare ya to post this in a suitable PI thread...

    :p


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    #15
    Poxyshamrock
    Registered Users Posts: 4,827 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    omg you don't how hard i laughed when i read that! :D


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    Mr. Presentable
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,496 ✭✭✭Mr. Presentable


    DesF wrote: »

    The salt on the helmet is a bit sting-ey though.

    .

    Dessie, Dessie, Dessie, you're using them inside out :eek:


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    KlondikePaddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭KlondikePaddy


    AlmightyCushion wrote: »
    Who needs a condom? If she gets pregnant just stick an electric whisk up there and you're sorted.

    Thats a human life your talking about!!!!!! Respect please!


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    GrumPy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,557 ✭✭✭GrumPy


    KlondikePaddy wrote: »
    Thats a human life your talking about!!!!!! Respect please!

    Twas a joke, maybe some people wouldn't find it funny (like yourself) But a harmless pop none the less.

    (I hope it was a joke now AC) :D


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    KlondikePaddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭KlondikePaddy


    Irish GrumPy wrote: »
    Twas a joke, maybe some people wouldn't find it funny (like yourself) But a harmless pop none the less.

    (I hope it was a joke now AC) :D

    No its no joke-its sick!!! Tell that to a mother who has had a miscarriage or couples who are trying to have kids!!!!
    Its a blatant disrespect for human life!!!! Call a spade a spade!!!!!


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    Varkov
    Registered Users Posts: 1,263 ✭✭✭Varkov


    KlondikePaddy wrote: »
    No its no joke-its sick!!!

    Yeah, but it's still funny :D


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    o.0

    something is seriously wrong with the world when I don't want to laugh at a thread on ah

    some poor bastard's gona bet some poor bitch pregnant over this.


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    KlondikePaddy wrote: »
    Call a spade a spade!!!!!
    Due to guidelines on racial epithets I'm afraid I can't do that.
    It upsets the natives.


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    KlondikePaddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭KlondikePaddy


    Thats your inference not mine. Limited thought!!!! I pity you!!


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    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    !!!
    !!!!!!
    !!!!

    !!!!!!!!!


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    #25
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    Mordeth wrote: »
    !!!
    !!!!!!
    !!!!

    !!!!!!!!!
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    #26
    KlondikePaddy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 123 ✭✭KlondikePaddy


    Proves my point! The future's bright there! Parents must be so proud!


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    Hydroquinone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 398 ✭✭Hydroquinone


    Two things -
    Putting an electric whisk up there wouldn't only kill any foetus, it'd probably kill the woman as well, she'd most likely bleed to death.
    And any man on Boards who has the first idea what an electric whisk actually is, isn't going to get within an ass's roar of any sort of a woman, anyway, so it's all a bit irrelevant.


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    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    CuLT wrote: »
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    PROFIT!!!


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    #29
    Nevyn
    Closed Accounts Posts: 43,045 ✭✭✭✭Nevyn


    whiskeyman wrote: »
    I dare ya to post this in a suitable PI thread...

    :p

    :rolleyes:


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    #30
    the_syco
    Registered Users Posts: 37,295 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    KlondikePaddy wrote: »
    Call a spade a spade!!!!!
    Call a spade, a spade, and call a joke, a joke. Or I start telling dead baby jokes:D


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    #31
    CuLT
    Subscribers Posts: 9,716 ✭✭✭CuLT


    KlondikePaddy wrote: »
    Proves my point! The future's bright there! Parents must be so proud!
    Thats your inference not mine. Limited thought!!!! I pity you!!


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