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Afraid to use communal showers

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    Elessar wrote:
    Shower at home. I never understood the want for men to shower together. Why would you? There's no requisite to get naked with the other team players.
    I'm not into the communal showering myself. I'm fit n healthy, have a normal sized knob, no issues with nudity or anything but I find being in the nip with strangers slightly uncomfortable. Not *very* uncomfortable mind you... I've had communal showers when it's been convenient to - like when I'm going somewhere straight from training. All the same, I'd rather go home for a shower. Nothing wrong with that I don't think. After training, I just throw on my tracksuit and head home.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    48% of men have above average penises
    That figure is closer to 50%. Very, very close to 50%. Similarly, very, very close to 50% have a below average sized mickey.:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 68,173 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    That figure is closer to 50%. Very, very close to 50%. Similarly, very, very close to 50% have a below average sized mickey.:D
    Actually, averages only work like that if there is an even distribution. It's possible to have a sample where only 1% of the sample are bigger than the average. :)

    I'm not going to explain here, it's OT. 48% is indicative of a fairly even distribution.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,300 ✭✭✭nice1franko


    I stand corrected then. 48% above average, 4% average and 48% BELOW average... you know who you are


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Look, in the showers you're better off being 1" than 7", trust me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,483 ✭✭✭✭daveirl


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,770 ✭✭✭Bottle_of_Smoke


    you're more likely to die in a plane crash than have someone comment on your cock in a public changing room.

    I've been on sports teams from the age of 7-17 - been to gyms & swimming pools since then & have never heard anyone comment on another guys part.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,980 ✭✭✭meglome


    I've seen a couple of programmes recently about penis size. It seems that this idea that 6 inches is the average is not actually correct. In earlier studies they let people measure themselves and came up with an average of 6 inches. But in the recent studies they measured people, and found that the average was 5 to 5 and a half inches.

    I'm in a gym in Dublin city centre and I've noticed people on a number of occasions taking a look. I just ignore everyone and accept that it's not the straightest gym in the world.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 166,006 ✭✭✭✭LegacyUser


    'Dont worry about it as when ur in the shower, the other guys arent going to be looking there unless they are gay....and 5.5-6inch when erect is the average size so dont worry........ur NORMAL....'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 460 ✭✭milkerman


    OP, You should be more worried about veruca in the communal showers than the size of your knob. As the other posters have confirmed, your knob is within normal perameters, so chill out.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 77 ✭✭padolicious


    no disrespect to u but 5 years ago when our skul had the sex
    education talk we were told that the size should b around 6''
    and when erect 12'' is this not true??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 78,762 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    no disrespect to u but 5 years ago when our skul had the sex education talk we were told that the size should b around 6''
    and when erect 12'' is this not true??
    Not for Humans. The typical human penis is about 6 inches when erect, some bigger, some smaller, generally in line with the persons overall size.

    In extreme situations (cold, extreme physical effort) a penis can shrivel up to practically nothing (externally).


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 192 ✭✭keynesian


    When i was younger, i thought i had a small c0ck, then i started ****ing men, thats when i realize I've a big one. I wish i had taken more showers.

    No Guy would be looking at your c0ck unless they are gay and they have the social embarisment.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭gary the great


    just a note, most men measure there lad with a ruler which is all fine and good if its totally straight, but if its a bit bent your missing out on accuracy! so use a piece of string and then measure the string against the ruler!!


  • Posts: 338 ✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Smallguy wrote:
    Hi. I am what some people would class as small...My penis is only about 1"-2" when fraccid, and then when it erect it's only about 5.5" - 6". It's because of this and my less than acceptable body, that I have never showered with anyone before or showered naked in a gym or taken part in a team sport or used a urinal...I am just afraid of what people might say and think and I might get branded as tinydick or something like that...

    Anyways the reason I came on here was because I really want to start doing a team sport and I am sure that we will probably be all showering together afterwards and also because I want to be able to join the gym also...So, any advice?

    Thats an Average size penis


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,308 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Smallguy wrote:
    Hi. I am what some people would class as small...My penis is only about 1"-2" when fraccid, and then when it erect it's only about 5.5" - 6".
    Dude, ignore the f**kers. If anyone asks, just say

    "I'm in a room full of men: and you expect me to have a hard on?".
    slumped wrote:
    What about ceiling cat?
    I don't get it. We're talking about dick, and you suddenly mention pussy?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 24,215 ✭✭✭✭Esel
    Not Your Ornery Onager


    Look at a few classical Greek statues. Those sculptors were realistic. Have you been watching too much porn?

    Remember, your dick looks smaller than it really is when you are looking down at it. Check your profile in a mirror. And 5.5" to 6" is normal, not small.

    The only problem I have with guys who use the cubicle to piss in is that they often piss all over the seat. Hope you are not one of these. Tbh, no-one at the urinals will be checking you out anyway, same goes for the showers I would say. You will probably attract slagging by not using the showers.

    Just do it. Can you imagine living the rest of your life this way?

    [edit] Check out the fitment page on stadiumpal.com. Measurement to be taken when flaccid. You'll be surprised.

    Oh, an old joke. Guy goes into chemist (said it was old) and asks "What condom sizes do you sell?". Assistant replies: "We sell small, medium, and LIAR". [/edit]

    Not your ornery onager



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    If you find that people actually are looking at your penis, then you're probably considerably larger than average, not smaller.


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