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Would you do a hot skanger?

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    #62
    Mr.Plough
    Registered Users Posts: 3,615 ✭✭✭Mr.Plough


    yeah if she was clean. if she had something, meh probably 5 or 6 pints first.


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    #63
    curiousxxx1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 165 ✭✭curiousxxx1


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    How could anyone go down on a person with "Anto" tattooed on her piss flaps,is constantly chewing gum,and who has 4 sprogs by four different"Antos" and the fent from her muff would run a small town in Senegal???

    Uuuugh!!!


    Jeez.......HARSH..... And why Senegal?


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    #64
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    That country is quite advanced in harnessing sewage fumes .

    Not many people know that.


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    #65
    Rob_l
    Registered Users Posts: 2,905 ✭✭✭Rob_l


    not once not twice but thrice


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    #66
    BaZmO*
    Registered Users Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Personally I wouldn't compare my penis to a cocktail sausage.
    Indeed, that's for the women to do.


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    #67
    Anti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,401 ✭✭✭✭Anti


    faceman wrote:
    would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

    Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

    Most certainly would. I'd get up on a gust of wind.


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    #68
    petes
    Registered Users Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    I'd get up on a clipped hedge.


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    #69
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'd get up on the crack of dawn


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    #70
    ntlbell
    Registered Users Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    I'd get up on the crack of dawn

    at one stage or another everyones been up the crack of dawn!

    ah bent, legend.


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    #71
    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    I'd get up on the crack of dawn
    I'd get up on the crack of Dawn and her mother.


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    #72
    MR DAZ
    Registered Users Posts: 799 ✭✭✭MR DAZ


    in keeping with the theme..


    I'd get up on a sick hen!


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    #73
    Pat the Baker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Pat the Baker


    Stupid question reallly, if she is hot i would, if she is okay i would


    I'd get up on the crack of a plate!


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    #74
    JuJuYNWA
    Closed Accounts Posts: 100 ✭✭JuJuYNWA


    Yep, but its like riding a tinker, you cant tell anyone afterwards!!


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    #75
    FlutterinBantam
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,576 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    Mini playlet, post coital Flutterinbantam(FB) vs (Hot Skager((HS)

    FB:"Wow that was great there Jacinta, awesome.

    HS:"Giz a bleedin loih dere bud,gaspin for a bleedin tab"

    FB:"Right,there ya go love"

    HS:" Jaysus me crack is dhrippin,did ya wear a cover bud??"

    FB :"of course"

    HS:"Couldn't feel nuttin bud,me clih ring is still healin up,can't gerrih off"

    FB:Oh dear sorry...."

    HS:"gimmie dat bleedin torch and Il'l dunt meself off aaaaaah aha ahaaahhh"

    FB:confused:

    HS:Taking out mobile phone"Anto ya cnunt, I'm after shagging a fat cnunt out in Malahide,can ya ger a taxi job out an pick me up....

    TD... How was is???

    HS... Nor as good as the noih befoar, with the fcuker in Churchtown....


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    #76
    doonothing
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,745 ✭✭✭doonothing


    FlutterinBantam wrote:
    Mini playlet, post coital Flutterinbantam(FB) vs (Hot Skager((HS)

    FB:"Wow that was great there Jacinta, awesome.

    HS:"Giz a bleedin loih dere bud,gaspin for a bleedin tab"

    FB:"Right,there ya go love"

    HS:" Jaysus me crack is dhrippin,did ya wear a cover bud??"

    FB :"of course"

    HS:"Couldn't feel nuttin bud,me clih ring is still healin up,can't gerrih off"

    FB:Oh dear sorry...."

    HS:"gimmie dat bleedin torch and Il'l dunt meself off aaaaaah aha ahaaahhh"

    FB:confused:

    HS:Taking out mobile phone"Anto ya cnunt, I'm after shagging a fat cnunt out in Malahide,can ya ger a taxi job out an pick me up....

    TD... How was is???

    HS... Nor as good as the noih befoar, with the fcuker in Churchtown....


    burned by a jacintha, ouch...


    i well would, all those tracksuits and gold hoops... i'm a lil turned on now


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    #77
    Jigsaw
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭Jigsaw


    Yes.

    Swift, hard, fast and balls deep in the ****box.


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    #78
    DarkJager
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,960 ✭✭✭DarkJager


    Only if she was bound and gagged, and to be dropped into a deep river afterwards to stop there being any offspring :D


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    #79
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    A hot skanger? Defo would! Plus there's the added bonus of it being dirty (hopefully in the non-literal sense but it's not a dealbreaker).


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