Would you do a hot skanger?

faceman · 02-09-2007 4:23pm #1

would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

02-09-2007 4:25pm

No f^ckin way. I wouldn't be able to live with the shame.

bubonicus · 02-09-2007 4:25pm

jez, you must be bored man:D

and yes i'd hit it.

Tha Gopher · 02-09-2007 4:27pm

Of course. Lily Allen type of filthbag aint the type you bring home but aye she would get one.

Pigman II · 02-09-2007 4:28pm

You watch a lot of soaps Faceman. You sure you're not a skanger yourself?

KilbarrackBlows · 02-09-2007 4:29pm

yes .

Cheeky_gal · 02-09-2007 4:30pm

aaaaw is faceboy not gettin any? haha

AlmightyCushion · 02-09-2007 4:31pm

They'd be too busy spitting out babies for you to get your dick in.

bubonicus · 02-09-2007 4:33pm

AlmightyCushion wrote:

They'd be too busy spitting out babies for you to get your dick in.

or something else.

bronte · 02-09-2007 4:44pm

Definitely not...no matter how long it had been since the last time I got laid.
Nothing is worth the shame of skanger-love :eek:

Karl Hungus · 02-09-2007 4:47pm

Skangers, by definition, cannot be hot.

ballooba · 02-09-2007 4:47pm

In a heartbeat. Knacker fetish all the way.

Knackers Knickers Mmmm.

Mr. Presentable · 02-09-2007 4:52pm

I'd do it. With a coachgun

faceman · 02-09-2007 4:53pm

like throwing a cocktail sausage up the M50

TheNog · 02-09-2007 4:56pm

faceman wrote:

like throwing a cocktail sausage up the M50

is that the old 2 lane m50 or the new 3 lane m50?

i say 3 lane

AlmightyCushion · 02-09-2007 4:56pm

faceman wrote:

like throwing a cocktail sausage up the M50

Personally I wouldn't compare my penis to a cocktail sausage.

tampopo · 02-09-2007 5:03pm

Oh yeah, definitely. the Hot in Hot Skanger would be the clue...

HammerHeadGym · 02-09-2007 5:05pm

Would I? In an act.

A vile, disgusting act.

While we're on the subject, my mate insists that if he ever makes enough money, he's going to make a porno with a load of hot scummers in it and call it 'Forbidden fruit'.

Nice!

Steez · 02-09-2007 5:05pm

If it's one of them wannabe ones, then yeah. If not, still yeah.

scruff321 · 02-09-2007 5:06pm

faceman wrote:

would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

who gives a bollocks who she is or where shes from if a birds hot id knock the arse off her!:D i think most fellas would agree on that one!

mcauley · 02-09-2007 5:07pm

Not even with yours mate!

MayMay · 02-09-2007 5:07pm

There's a lot of really hot skangers out there! Until they open their mouth.

faceman · 02-09-2007 5:08pm

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Personally I wouldn't compare my penis to a cocktail sausage.

ok half a cocktail sausage then.

Newaglish · 02-09-2007 5:13pm

I'm with Karl Hungus on this one - I don't think I could ever find a dirty skanger attractive. The sound of her voice and the smell of dirt and maybe lynx for women or whatever crap they wear, sweet jesus no.

faceman · 02-09-2007 5:14pm

Newaglish wrote:

I'm with Karl Hungus on this one - I don't think I could ever find a dirty skanger attractive. The sound of her voice and the smell of dirt and maybe lynx for women or whatever crap they wear, sweet jesus no.

Im sure the hungus didnt invent that view. Do you find our boy karl, attractive???

Anto McC · 02-09-2007 5:47pm

Would i? I have done.........more than 2.

Newaglish · 02-09-2007 5:50pm

faceman wrote:

Im sure the hungus didnt invent that view. Do you find our boy karl, attractive???

I was referring to his point that

Karl Hungus wrote:

Skangers, by definition, cannot be hot.

MooseJam · 02-09-2007 5:53pm

yea why not, up the bum ftw

Guy:Incognito · 02-09-2007 5:54pm

faceman wrote:

would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

Is this the first clue in the "which famous person did faceman do" game?

ejmaztec · 02-09-2007 6:07pm

Some lads have done the dirty deed and lived to regret it! What do you think is buried inside the traffic humps (note the word) on the knacker estates?

FlutterinBantam · 02-09-2007 6:28pm

How could anyone go down on a person with "Anto" tattooed on her piss flaps,is constantly chewing gum,and who has 4 sprogs by four different"Antos" and the fent from her muff would run a small town in Senegal???

Uuuugh!!!

wyk · 02-09-2007 6:41pm

faceman wrote:

would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

Soon as this itching, burning, and flaking stops, I'm up for another go...

Pass the Lubriderm, pleez,

Wez

Gaspode · 02-09-2007 6:44pm

Not even if it was yore ma!

patrickc · 02-09-2007 6:48pm

yeh **** it i would...

zuutroy · 02-09-2007 6:48pm

The Corrie one may be a skanger, but she aint hot by any means.

biko · 02-09-2007 7:03pm

http://www.tottenham-fans.com/rival/pest_ham/jpeg/chav_pikey.jpg

Lirange · 02-09-2007 7:26pm

The only thing that comes to mind with "hot skanger" is some wretch being tailed by the Gardai .

Terry · 02-09-2007 7:27pm

Yes I would, but only if I had a couple of those enrique iglesias condoms.

Dave! · 02-09-2007 7:29pm

Yes

azezil · 02-09-2007 8:49pm

Damn right I would, I'd pound any hot guys ass!

I'm an equal opportunities love machine ^_^

tribulus · 02-09-2007 9:18pm

If the 98% rule applies then of course, otherwise...it depends on certain factors.

jazoo · 02-09-2007 9:28pm

MayMay wrote:

There's a lot of really hot skangers out there! Until they open their mouth.

there is only one reason why she has to open her mouth

Colonel Sanders · 02-09-2007 9:32pm

if no one would find out I'd go for a fanny **** with one of em (double bagged of course, just in case)

the_syco · 02-09-2007 11:08pm

Eh, no. Not only would she be a skanger, but would you chance becoming a father to one of her kids?

Poxyshamrock · 02-09-2007 11:20pm

Yeah i would but i'd probably regret it afterwards.

admiralofthefleet · 02-09-2007 11:26pm

hell yeah! there is this waitress in my job that is a total skanger, she has it all..hair pulled back, fake nails and a mouth like a sailors parrot, but she is hot, really hot. i would definitely slip her one

JC 2K3 · 02-09-2007 11:32pm

Fúck yeah.

I mean as long as you don't have to converse with them I'm all for it.

Tragamin2k2 · 03-09-2007 12:33am

faceman wrote:

would you? hot or otherwise. say you had a hangover and a randy skanger from fair city or that skanger in coronation st who works in the cafe was tryin it on and your mates wouldnt know.

Would you? Maybe its a secret turn on for people? (according to my mate!)

whats the hangover have to do with anything? if anything that would put me off

Reku · 03-09-2007 7:57am

Don't think I'd ever sink that low... maybe if I was drunk, really drunk, Bung from the Wizard of Id drunk...
1. You don't know where they've been, who they've been with and what you're likely to catch....
2. Could end up paying if she has another sprog
3. One conversation and I'd want to shoot myself
4. The fear of hearing "Oh god, oh god, f*ck me!" or anything of the like with a skanger accent.

pid() · 03-09-2007 8:13am

Yes, I would do a hot skanger, right in the ass.

8k2q1gfcz9s5d4 · 03-09-2007 8:20am

farohar wrote:

Don't think I'd ever sink that low... maybe if I was drunk, really drunk, Bung from the Wizard of Id drunk...
1. You don't know where they've been, who they've been with and what you're likely to catch....
2. Could end up paying if she has another sprog
3. One conversation and I'd want to shoot myself
4. The fear of hearing "Oh god, oh god, f*ck me!" or anything of the like with a skanger accent.

that wasnt a skanger, it was......

yer ma!

Would you do a hot skanger?

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