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Beer guts

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  • 29-08-2007 10:03pm
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    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭


    Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! Dont get me wrong im as much a man as the next and i do pig out but do you think your better off with it or prefer to be an APLHA male?


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    #2
    Bazzy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,484 ✭✭✭Bazzy


    Steyr wrote:
    thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! QUOTE]

    he must be missing the point members of this forum which you so obviously are NOT have xtra large "knobs" as you so skinnily put it which is why we fell the need to grow beer bellies as the sight of them scare us all this can be verified by irishbird and co in the snug most evenings.

    So dont waste ur time here anymore off u go

    Cyc*ing
    Swimmi*g
    Army reserve aka the fca *

    and leave us real men be!


    * Please note i have edited some of the words you used with *'s as some of the frequent members here get scared when they see them


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    smashey
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    Steyr wrote:
    Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob! Dont get me wrong im as much a man as the next and i do pig out but do you think your better off with it or prefer to be an APLHA male?
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=127


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    petes
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    Lads, out of here, he mentioned exercise!!!


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    [Deleted User]
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    Steyr wrote:
    Im just thinking what is your opinion of a beer gut? As a male i used to have it and now i dont thanks to swimming,cycling and well the Army Reserve and now i finally am happy as i can see i have a knob!

    Go to the fitness forum if you want to talk about ex**cise.


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    #6
    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:


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    Tom Dunne
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    Steyr wrote:
    Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

    Pighead? Is that you?


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    Slow Motion
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    Steyr wrote:
    Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

    Not really ! Just wondering why you asked what we thought of beer guts considering the name of the forum, or did you not notice that as you walked in here head down contemplating your knob ?


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    Steyr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Slow Motion wrote:
    Not really ! Just wondering why you asked what we thought of beer guts considering the name of the forum, or did you not notice that as you walked in here head down contemplating your knob ?

    Just wanted to know as you cant really be happy with a gut that big. Just because its called beer guts and receding hair doesnt mean you have to like your gut or receding hair.


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    princess-lala
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    Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D


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    Slow Motion
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    Steyr wrote:
    Just wanted to know as you cant really be happy with a gut that big. Just because its called beer guts and receding hair doesnt mean you have to like your gut or receding hair.

    Have you seen mine ? Of course the guys here are happy with theirs afterall we have spent years and loads of money creating them !


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    CerebralCortex
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    Beware the Brothers of this Realm.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Of course the guys here are happy with theirs afterall we have spent years and loads of money creating them !

    Plus if we were'nt happy with them, we'd be in the excerise forum trying to get rid of them.


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    Wagon
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    Steyr wrote:
    Did i hit a nerve with all the fatties who can hardly walk without wheezing?:eek: :rolleyes:

    No mate, we're just a bunch of beer drinking, chain smoking men who are too lazy to give an imflamed bollix about our health and prefer to have an ass grove on our pants.


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    Tom Dunne
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    princess-lala wrote:
    Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D

    Yeah, given the fact that he talks about his knob and has alpha male issues leads me to believe he is insecure in himself.

    And this is most certainly not the forum to ask for a hug.


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    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    Wagon wrote:
    No mate, we're just a bunch of beer drinking, chain smoking men who are too lazy to give an imflamed bollix about our health and prefer to have an ass grove on our pants.
    hey hey! you don't hear me taking your name in vain!


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    Slow Motion
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    tom dunne wrote:
    Yeah, given the fact that he talks about his knob and has alpha male issues leads me to believe he is insecure in himself.

    And this is most certainly not the forum to ask for a hug.

    Group hug ? Group slap maybe !


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    Wagon
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    The Bollox wrote:
    hey hey! you don't hear me taking your name in vain!

    Just a terrible expression i made up to clarify a point :o no offence meant at all. Apologies mate.


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    Tom Dunne
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    Slow Motion wrote:
    Group slap maybe !

    Good idea. Brother Steyr, outside now.

    Though sounds like you will run away the first chance you get. Big girl.


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    AlmightyCushion
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    Wagon wrote:
    Just a terrible expression i made up to clarify a point :o no offence meant at all. Apologies mate.

    Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. :D That never gets old. :)


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    Slow Motion
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. :D That never gets old. :)

    Made me laugh :D


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    The Bollox
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    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Ah don't mind him he's just being a bollox. :D That never gets old. :)
    THE Bollox. you don't hear me calling you AlmightyPillow, or GodlyCushion


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    #23
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Im more of a bastard myself. I'm new here, so I suppose I'll just have to learn the way of the bollix in time.


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    #24
    Tom Dunne
    Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The Bollox wrote:
    GodlyCushion

    Actually that's what the wife called me last night.

    Ahem.

    I won't even get my coat, I'll just go.


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    #25
    AlmightyCushion
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    The Bollox wrote:
    THE Bollox. you don't hear me calling you AlmightyPillow, or GodlyCushion

    Apologies. Though GodlyCushion has a nice ring to it. And there is a huge difference between a cushion and a pillow.


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    The Bollox
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    and there's a big difference between a bollox and The Bollox


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    [Deleted User]
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    princess-lala wrote:
    Did this guy get lost on the way to personal issues????:D
    Priceless.:D


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    Slow Motion
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    AlmightyCushion wrote:
    Apologies. Though GodlyCushion has a nice ring to it. And there is a huge difference between a cushion and a pillow.

    Really ? Do te.....Eh no don't bother :p


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    #29
    AlmightyCushion
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    Wagon wrote:
    I suppose I'll just have to learn the way of the bollix in time.

    There's not much to learn, he lives up to his name and that's it. :D Ah no the bollox is a sound auld skin and a treasure to the brotherhood like most of the people who post here.


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    #30
    AlmightyCushion
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    The Bollox wrote:
    and there's a big difference between a bollox and The Bollox

    Well there's a big difference between big and huge. :D


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    Slow Motion
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    Wagon wrote:
    I'm new here.

    Welcome brother in training ! Now pop over the bar it's your round and bring us back some beers and ask Irishbird to whip up some bacon sambos ! There's a good lad ;)


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