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Miss Teen South Carolina is a genius!

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    #62
    Dudess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 37,214 ✭✭✭✭Dudess


    See, I know David Beckham's really beautiful and everything but the fact that he's such a bimbo leads me to find him about as attractive as a role of flock wallpaper.


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    #63
    Duff
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    Dudess wrote:
    See, I know David Beckham's really beautiful and everything but the fact that he's such a bimbo leads me to find him about as attractive as a role of flock wallpaper.

    I see you're point but sure us men only think about one thing..


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    #64
    Setun
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    She's like a robot spouting hilarious pagent clichés. Madwoman.


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    #65
    Rb
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    Pigman II wrote:
    I wish people would stop calling him "AC Slater" and instead refer to him by his real name Mario Lopez. (esp considering it's August now and he only turns back into Slater each February).
    :D

    Lol @ America.


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    #66
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    I hope slater got some sort of statue built in his honor for not laughing at the end.


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    #67
    slipss
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    Dudess wrote:
    Guys, I know she's really pretty and has a great figure but would her phenomenal thickness not turn you off 100%? Even just the idea of shagging her?

    You must have us confused with some other gender....


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    #68
    Niamho!
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    She's beautiful but my god....:eek: what a dumb-ass!! although....thats a kind of on-the-spot question!! still doesnt excuse it though! hehe


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    #69
    The Mad Hatter
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    Dudess wrote:
    I hate f*cking thick bints.

    Guys, I know she's really pretty and has a great figure but would her phenomenal thickness not turn you off 100%? Even just the idea of shagging her?

    Personally, absolutely, yes.

    But then, I'm a weirdo.


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    #70
    Cianos
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    She's just nervous, you knobs. The amount of pressure she's under must be immense and thinking on your feet knowing that millions of people are watching you would be very hard.


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    #71
    Naikon
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    +1 for the stereotypical "dumb blonde" portrayal:(


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    #72
    shay_562
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    Guys, I know she's really pretty and has a great figure but would her phenomenal thickness not turn you off 100%? Even just the idea of shagging her?

    Not to stereotype my entire gender but - no. Date her? No. Call her afterwards? No. But the majority of guys I know would have sex with her without the slightest hesitation, because she's stunningly attractive, and it's just sex.


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    #73
    Jesus Wept
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    Dudess wrote:
    See, I know David Beckham's really beautiful and everything but the fact that he's such a bimbo leads me to find him about as attractive as a role of flock wallpaper.

    +1 (except, with regard to celeb women who are thick)
    shay_562 wrote:
    Not to stereotype my entire gender but - no. Date her? No. Call her afterwards? No. But the majority of guys I know would have sex with her without the slightest hesitation, because she's stunningly attractive, and it's just sex.

    She is attractive, physically, but I can't stretch to 'stunningly'. I can't find someone who can't string a sentence together 'stunningly attractive'.


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    #74
    Cianos
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    dudess wrote:
    Guys, I know she's really pretty and has a great figure but would her phenomenal thickness not turn you off 100%? Even just the idea of shagging her?

    Your phenomenal snobbery would turn me off 100%


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    #75
    shay_562
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    The-Rigger wrote:
    She is attractive, physically, but I can't stretch to 'stunningly'. I can't find someone who can't string a sentence together 'stunningly attractive'.

    Really? I'd be more likely to attach "stunningly" to someone who was all looks and no brains, since they're all up-front and no follow-through (hence the stun factor). But I'm not going to nitpick as the exact level of attractiveness of some random beauty pageant moron, so it's cheerfully withdrawn!


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    #76
    Call Me Jimmy
    Registered Users Posts: 8,449 ✭✭✭Call Me Jimmy


    Fook off all a ye's, every man who is not currently in the middle of roidin' someone better lookin than her would want to bone her, no matter what they say. In fact now that I think about it, even someone who is banging someone hotter would want her to join in so... liars all of ye


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    #77
    Pigman II
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    Nah in fairness Dudess has a point. If she spouted all that crap while I was roiding her I'd totally lose interest.

    Best to leave it with bj and kill two birds with one stone. I could even tell her that each drop swallowed saves the life of a starving baby in Africa.


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    #78
    Jesus Wept
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    Pigman II wrote:
    Nah in fairness Dudess has a point. If she spouted all that crap while I was roiding her I'd totally lose interest.

    Best to leave it with bj and kill two birds with one stone. I could even tell her that each drop swallowed saves the life of a starving baby in Africa.

    a fine compromise.


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    #79
    Erin Go Brath
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    She'd get my vote anyway. With looks like that, stringing together a complete sentence would be just a bonus. God bless Southern Carolina ;)


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    #80
    Kali
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    A career in marketing or management is only two steps away for someone who is capable of spouting that much incomprehensible crap yet still gets applause.


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    #81
    Erin Go Brath
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,708 ✭✭✭Erin Go Brath


    She'd be a good game show dollybird. Ya know like the boirds that stand beside the prize pointing at it, and looking all dollybirdish. Manys the career paths that lie ahead for that talented young lady.


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    #82
    Kali
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    That or Telly Bingo.. that's if she knows her one,two threes


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    #83
    tuxy
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    Kali wrote:
    That or Telly Bingo.. that's if she knows her one,two threes
    I agree, it would be difficult to pick the hottest babe between her and Shirley Temple bar


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    #84
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Holsten wrote:
    A.C Slater having a good laugh haha.
    im sure he pounder her and kelly after the show!


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    #85
    Gator
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    Ah crap, what happened, cant access it coz im in work


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    #86
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    Gator wrote:
    Ah crap, what happened, cant access it coz im in work
    you lose!!!

    try replacing www with uk in the url, might work

    if not, she is asked why does she think 1/5 of americans cant locate USA an a world map. the pic posted by the OP shows her reply


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    #87
    nice1franko
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    hahaha that reminds of this one.... must be her little brother

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y


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    #88
    8k2q1gfcz9s5d4
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    nice1franko wrote:
    hahaha that reminds of this one.... must be her little brother

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=CMNry4PE93Y

    that must not have been facepaint!


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    #89
    the purple tin
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    Erin Go Brath wrote: »
    She'd be a good game show dollybird. Ya know like the boirds that stand beside the prize pointing at it, and looking all dollybirdish. Manys the career paths that lie ahead for that talented young lady.

    You'd be suprised. Look at Sarah Palin for example.


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    #90
    tuxy
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    Do you know Michael Flatley is really from Chicago?


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    #91
    Duff
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    Braaaaaaiiiiiiinnsss


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