Logic Test

Jesus Wept

Question: Your woman is at the front door, whining to be let in, the dog is at the back door, whining to be let in.

Which do you let in, and (more importantly) why?

(I'll post the answer in spoilers after 10 responses).

smashey

Easy.

The dog. At least he'll shut up when he gets in.

admiralofthefleet

smashey wrote:

Easy.

The dog. At least he'll shut up when he gets in.

agreed,

plus dogs do things with gravy that my missus wouldnt

Jesus Wept

smashey wrote:

Easy.

The dog. At least he'll shut up when he gets in.

The force is strong in you

admiralofthefleet wrote:

agreed,

plus dogs do things with gravy that my missus wouldnt

I'm afraid to enquire further into that....

galwayrush

smashey wrote:

Easy.

The dog. At least he'll shut up when he gets in.

lol, Beat us all to it.:D

AlmightyCushion

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

Duggy747

Another 4 cans of beer because by the time you got to your 3rd can you realised you needed to buy more beer!

AlmightyCushion

Duggy747 wrote:

Another 4 cans of beer because by the time you got to your 3rd can you realised you needed to buy more beer!

Good answer but not the one I'm thinking of.

TerrorFirmer

AlmightyCushion wrote:

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

A nagging wife

smashey

Duggy747 wrote:

Another 4 cans of beer because by the time you got to your 3rd can you realised you needed to buy more beer!

I like this answer.

Slow Motion

Six cans and a beergut !

Zaph

Six empty cans, a barely quenched raging thirst and a sudden longing for a kebab.

WindSock

AlmightyCushion wrote:

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

Genital Herpes.

The Bollox

AlmightyCushion wrote:

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

YORE MA!






oh wait... this isn't AH

ansionnachclist

AlmightyCushion wrote:

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

12 empty cans of beer.

jester77

Fuck it, just turn up the TV and say you never heard the bell. When the pizza guy arrives he can use his key to let her in and she can open the back door to let in the dog and while she's passing the fridge she can bring you a fresh beer!

The Bollox

jester77 wrote:

**** it, just turn up the TV and say you never heard the bell. When the pizza guy arrives he can use his key to let her in and she can open the back door to let in the dog and while she's passing the fridge she can bring you a fresh beer!

and she should be grateful we think about these things so much

Tar.Aldarion

I let either in, so we can have fantastic sex.

Kazobel

AlmightyCushion wrote:

All right, here's another. I had six cans of beer and I drink six cans of beer. What do I have left?

12 cans of beer left because you had the sense to buy a whole 24 can tray?

Jesus Wept

as my aussie friend used to say

'24 hours in a day, 24 cans in a tray'

Though, that would imply drinking 1 per hour for 24 hours, where as we brothers know that the optimum is to drink 3 - 6 CPH (cans per hour) over the course of 8 or 4 hours, and pass out.

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

Though, that would suggest drinking 1 per hour for 24 hours, where as we brothers know that the optimum is to drink 3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours, and pass out.

Wuss

Jesus Wept

6 CPH (cans per hour) or 1 can per 10 minutes, for 4 hours?

I think this is an acceptable level within the BGRH. It also doesn't account for eating & snacking, which is implied, as we are drinking, nay as we are breathing.



;)

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

6 CPH (cans per hour) or 1 can per 10 minutes, for 4 hours?

I think this is an acceptable level within the BGRH. It also doesn't account for eating & snacking, which is implied, as we are drinking, nay as we are breathing.


;)

But you said drink 3 - 6 over 8 - 4 hours, you never said 6 an hour, maybe you meant that though so I'll let you away with it and assume it was a typo and retract my previous "wuss" and give you thumbs up

Jesus Wept

Kazobel wrote:

But you said drink 3 - 6 over 8 - 4 hours, you never said 6 an hour, maybe you meant that though so I'll let you away with it and assume it was a typo and retract my previous "wuss" and give you thumbs up

I meant exactly what I said woman!

You have even quoted me saying the exact thing you claim I didn't say?!

Between 3 and 6 cans per hour, depending on your mood.

There are 24 cans in the pack. Are you assuming that some of these cans would be left untouched?! If so, you need to read the stickies to get an idea of the forum you are in!

3 cans per hour would take 8 hours, 6 per hour would take 4 hours.

It's not rocket science, maybe you should take the impending BGRH logic class with the other gurlies, bless yiz.

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

I meant exactly what I said woman!

You have even quoted me saying the exact thing you claim I didn't say?!

Between 3 and 6 cans per hour, depending on your mood.

There are 24 cans in the pack. Are you assuming that some of these cans would be left untouched?! If so, you need to read the stickies to get an idea of the forum you are in!

3 cans per hour would take 8 hours, 6 per hour would take 4 hours.

It's not rocket science, maybe you should take the impending BGRH logic class with the other gurlies, bless yiz.

But at no point does this:

The-Rigger wrote:

Though, that would suggest drinking 1 per hour for 24 hours, where as we brothers know that the optimum is to drink 3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours, and pass out.

say "per hour", now I may be a woman but I don't know any gender that would see "3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours" as " 3 - 6 per hour over the course of 8 hours or 6 per 4 hours" so lets just call it a typo and leave it at that honey or maybe the next logic test should be on how you get from your post to my translation and assume everybody should know what you mean

Jesus Wept

Kazobel wrote:

But at no point does this:



say "per hour", now I may be a woman but I don't know any gender that would see "3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours" as " 3 - 6 per hour over the course of 8 hours or 6 per 4 hours" so lets just call it a typo and leave it at that honey or maybe the next logic test should be on how you get from your post to my translation and assume everybody should know what you mean

IT WOULDN'T BE 'CANS PER HOUR' IF IT WAS OVER 4 HOURS WOULD IT?! Do you know what per hour means?!

There is no typo.
I've tried to be nice, but my patience has run out, your stupidity knows no bounds, I hope your good at pouring beers, or you won't last around here.

Can you even read?!

My first post on the matter, READ SLOWWWLLYYYY

I hope your good looking, because when they were handing out brains.... good god


Can a brother step in and help this Kazobel imbecile out?

Question: Are you trolling now? Or are you really really really thick? It's one or the other.

Jesus Wept

Kazobel wrote:

But at no point does this:

Kazobel wrote:

Originally Posted by The-Rigger
Though, that would suggest drinking 1 per hour for 24 hours, where as we brothers know that the optimum is to drink 3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours, and pass out.

say "per hour", now I may be a woman but I don't know any gender that would see "3 - 6 over the course 8 to 4 hours" as " 3 - 6 per hour over the course of 8 hours or 6 per 4 hours" so lets just call it a typo and leave it at that honey or maybe the next logic test should be on how you get from your post to my translation and assume everybody should know what you mean

Actual quote:

The-Rigger wrote:

Though, that would imply drinking 1 per hour for 24 hours, where as we brothers know that the optimum is to drink 3 - 6 CPH
(cans per hour) over the course of 8 or 4 hours, and pass out.

Do NOT edit quotes of people and then say they didn't what they did. I was being lighthearted upto a few posts ago, but this is bullsh1t, you can't edit words out and present it as a quote, I don't care what the subject matter.

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

Actual quote:



Do NOT edit quotes of people and then say they didn't what they did. I was being lighthearted upto a few posts ago, but this is bullsh1t, you can't edit words out and present it as a quote, I don't care what the subject matter.

Kazobels Quote and answer to your first post on this thread 21:20, The- Riggers edit of said post 21.23 hahahahaha sad git, you edited your own post after I corrected you I would just die, die! die! die! how embarrassing, all you had to do was admit a typo

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

Question: Are you trolling now? Or are you really really really thick? It's one or the other.

I think you really should ask yourself that question hon, I mean like it says when it's edited right at the bottom, did you think no-one would notice? lol

Jesus Wept

Kazobel wrote:

Kazobels Quote and answer to your first post on this thread 21:20, The- Riggers edit of said post 21.23 hahahahaha sad git, you edited your own post after I corrected you I would just die, die! die! die! how embarrassing, all you had to do was admit a typo

You are talking absoulte bull****.

I edited it 5 mins after posting to change/add a word, yes, I did this, and I didn't do it to try and put you off, the only
response you had made was lighthearted, I made the slight change because I felt it added something to my post.



Your post with your bullsh1t attempt at quoting was at 22:20


Clearly you copy and pasted your own quoting of my quote at this time, and not from my post (with slight modification I included at 21:23)

Kazobel

The-Rigger wrote:

You are talking absoulte bull****.

I edited it 5 mins after posting to change/add a word, yes, I did this, and I didn't do it to try and put you off, the only
response you had made was lighthearted, I made the slight change because I felt it added something to my post.



Your post with your bullsh1t attempt at quoting was at 22:20


Clearly you copy and pasted your own quoting of my quote at this time, and not the original (with slight modification I included at 21:23)

No, look at my post directly after your first one, that was never edited by me so I used that to get the original wording, ie the one before you edited yours, wanna a new shovel? that one's starting to look a bit blunt honey :D:D

The only thing your edit added to your post was correct grammer and proof I'm not lying :rolleyes: