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Its Official - Beerguts are Very Bad

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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    odonnell wrote:


    Whats going to happen in here then?

    Well it means a lot more people will be health conscious so that means tesco and the like will be less likely to run out of sausages and rashers which means more fry ups for us.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    odonnell wrote:
    Sorry to say it lads, and ladies.... but beerguts are officially BAD for you.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6944279.stm

    Whats going to happen in here then?

    Away with ye and your scurrulous "news" :mad: Pfft

    The Brothers will not be swayed ! Except under the influence of alcahol


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    do you believe everything the BBC tells you? if it was RTÉ news or News On 2 I would be worried


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    odonnell wrote:
    Whats going to happen in here then?

    What's wrong with you man? *slap*

    Do you believe everything you read on the internet? It's lies I tell you, all lies.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,494 ✭✭✭sioda


    We have heard this sort of scaremongering before and scoff at it


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭odonnell


    ok ok ... i concede it isnt necessarily the beergut thats bad news - its the heart disease that supercedes it!

    Bring on that take-away.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,494 ✭✭✭sioda


    Brothers what a combined response


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    sioda wrote:
    Brothers what a combined response

    It certainly was. Let that be a lesson to anyone who wades in here promoting "healthy eating" and all that nonsense.

    That will teach young odonnell not to be looking at those kind of websites too.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    sioda wrote:
    Brothers what a combined response

    Well ! You need to deal with this sort of thing before it can gather any momentum, otherwise brothers in training might be unduly upset and not give the gut the commitment it requires ! Next they'll be saying balding men aren't sexy and virile or bacon buttys aren't the food of the Gods :rolleyes:


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Next they'll be saying balding men aren't sexy and virile or bacon buttys aren't the food of the Gods :rolleyes:

    Poppycock.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,831 ✭✭✭Slow Motion


    Poppycock.

    You disagree ? Or are you slighting my manmeat ? Explain yourself sir !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    You have to stop worrying about these silly health scares. Im skinny, and just as lazy as the next man.

    Having a gut is just showing the world you look after yourself and don't let yourself go hungry and malnourished. We'll leave that to the anorexia forum. Now stop worrying my friend, get down to Dunnes and get a one litre can of proper German ale ;). The bar is never closed.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    You disagree ? Or are you slighting my manmeat ? Explain yourself sir !

    No I agree. I'm saying that bald men not being sexy is complete poppycock or utter bull sh!te. I've been looking for an excuse to use that word for a while.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I've been looking for an excuse to use that word for a while.

    Though Brother AC, I must point out that the word is a tad, well, ghey. It's down there with "toodle-pip" and "ta-ta for now".

    Utter sh!te is good, as is bollox.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

    Dearest Pighead,
    Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

    It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
    Yours Sincerly,
    Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    Pighead wrote:
    Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

    Dearest Pighead,
    Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

    It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
    Yours Sincerly,
    Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

    *yawn* :rolleyes:


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,472 ✭✭✭Sposs


    Look at them with their fancy science................pass me a beer!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,040 ✭✭✭odonnell


    this was silly of me...i know that now....

    i shall shamedly withdraw!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    tom dunne wrote:
    *yawn* :rolleyes:
    Stop yer yawning and get outside and do some exercise chubbser.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Pighead wrote:
    Here's a PM Pighead received from a distressed Beerguts member's girlfriend earlier on today:

    Dearest Pighead,
    Please help me. Since my boyfriend and I became a couple he has steadily put on weight. He now has a huge, round beer belly. He refuses to exercise at all and eats huge meals and junk food and iced coffee. While I am on an exercise machine in front of the telly, he is snoring or eating lollies.

    It has become very difficult and uncomfortable for me to have sex as I am now around half his weight and that big belly just beats me up. When I try to talk about it he says he doesn’t know why our relationship became all about looks. He thinks he is slim and that I am just making up excuses to avoid sex.
    Yours Sincerly,
    Almighty Cushions Girlfriend.

    She came clean to me pighead and she's told me that's she's in love with you. It broke my heart when she told me firdt but when she explained I soon understood. She said the reason she's gone off sex with me is because I'm not in to the whole scat thing and that the reason she has become so fond for you is the sheer amount of diarrhoea that flows from your mouth.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    She came clean to me pighead and she's told me that's she's in love with you.
    Tell her Pigheads flattered with the attention but she's far too ugly to ever become my lover.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,468 ✭✭✭matt-dublin


    if i suck it in my beer gut goes away, therefore i am not at risk when i suck in!


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,480 ✭✭✭projectmayhem


    if i suck it in my beer gut goes away, therefore i am not at risk when i suck in!

    every breath out is a gift from god...


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    I have not seen one study that has successfully linked beer and 'beer guts'.

    It's all smoke and mirrors to get people to buy diet products and pills, which are more expensive than beer.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,567 ✭✭✭✭Fratton Fred


    your girlfriend's not very chatty Pighead. I took her out yesterday and she only said two words all night.



    I'm coming.;)


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,305 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    That article was very long and quite frankly I couldn't be arsed reading all of it. From what I gather the gist of it is that beerguts are bad, but not having read down I'm assuming that they mean bad for business for manufacturers of small and medium sized clothing, or bad for the person who has to hang off the side of the seat while sitting next to a Brother on the bus.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    zaph wrote:
    That article was very long and quite frankly I couldn't be arsed reading all of it. From what I gather the gist of it is that beerguts are bad, but not having read down I'm assuming that they mean bad for business for manufacturers of small and medium sized clothing, or bad for the person who has to hang off the side of the seat while sitting next to a Brother on the bus.

    I thought it was something like bad as it means you have to reach further to scratch the extremes of it. Stretching could be construed as exercise. Can't be having that now, can we?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    tom dunne wrote:
    I thought it was something like bad as it means you have to reach further to scratch the extremes of it. Stretching could be construed as exercise. Can't be having that now, can we?
    that's why God invented scratching devices like back scratchers and monkeys


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,212 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    The Bollox wrote:
    that's why God invented scratching devices like back scratchers and monkeys

    And wimmins - "Here luv' scratch this"


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    If Pighead is still about will someone tell him that his village called and that they're worried about him being out on his own.


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