Foulest drink you have consumed?

Fozzie Bear

Galway Hooker. Thats the beer btw not the shady ladies who frequent the docks. It is without doubt piss straight from the Devils own cat. I never tasted worse and i have drank some rare concoctions down the years...

Tis my 30 birthday this weekend so no doubt i will be trying a few more!;)

Niamho!

I'm not massively adventurous with Drink but without Hesitation, Tequila. it was VILE!! i've never Heaved for as long after tasing something in my life.

IronMan

Kilbeggan whiskey tastes like the urine of a diseased monkey, now that I remember it.

Morlar

Tequila and redbull - (together in the same glass) cant say I would recommend it.

crosstownk

Budweiser. Pure sh1te. Chemical alley. I'd sooner drink p1ss. In my early drinking days I went through a (short) phase of drinking pigweiser. My stomach remained fcuked up until late in the following afternoon.

Guinness - if it tastes right it won't let you down. If it tastes wrong you better sleep in the bog.

crosstownk

Morlar wrote:

Tequila and redbull - (together in the same glass) cant say I would recommend it.

Jeez - I dunno - I reckon it'd be good. I'm a big tequila fan.



/makes a mental note to try this concoction in the near future

impr0v

A mouthful from a bottle of Heineken I had been carrying around and using as an ashtray for a few hours at a wedding, back in the good old days when smoking went on indoors. I was slightly worse for wear at the time, and more than slightly worse for wear after it.

Tha Gopher

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Budweiser, Heineken ........ In that order.

Oh no, I missed out my chance to be the first in the thread to diss big name capitalist brewers :rolleyes:

Honestly, the word is foul, not what in your opinion was the blandest.

Cant think of a beer tbh id drink almost anything, have had some awful Stella though and it really is my last resort beer. Drank a few poor Prazkyz once at a party, but they were a bit warm so maybe that mattered.

Spirits, Sambuca and Baby Guinness, aint a fan.

CJhaughey

Have to be Chartreuse, that shít just sickens my hole, comes up just as fast as it went down.bleargh

Tha Gopher

Tha Gopher wrote:

Oh no, I missed out my chance to be the first in the thread to diss big name capitalist brewers :rolleyes:

Honestly, the word is foul, not what in your opinion was the blandest.

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No, you misunderstand me, I do consider these drinks to be foul. It wasn't a cheap shot at the big name capitalist brewers. Mongozo is anything but a big name beer by the way, its just horrible.

arbeitsscheuer

Some weird Polish cherry licqueur sh*t. Utterly rank. Had a tiny sip of it and actually spent the next 5 mins gagging, wit my eyes watering a little...

Oddly tho, it went really well with coca-cola. Then it was drinkable. I'm not sure why tho...

Nonetheless, in neat form it is the foullest I've ever consumed.

Jerryc

bohsman

crosstownk wrote:

Jeez - I dunno - I reckon it'd be good. I'm a big tequila fan.



/makes a mental note to try this concoction in the near future

I dont drink much but do like tequila on the odd night I go nuts, tequila with 7up is great.

Zaph

I just remembered a pint of Heineken I had in Toners once years ago. They'd obviously just been cleaning out the pipes but left some of whatever chemicals they use in the system, which found its way into my pint. One sip had me in the jacks for about 15 minutes.

Quint

I don't drink Bud, but to me it just tastes like water. Not horrible, just bland. I think these days you have a better chance of getting a good guinness than a good lager.

I had that Becherovka, it's uniquely woeful alright, it's also "good for the digestion" so make sure their's a toilet nearby. I seen a bottle of it behind the counter of either The Waterloo or McSorleys on Baggot Street, if anyone is there and haven't tried it, give it a go!

Worst drink I had was some weird Peruvian Brandy i got. It was around the house for years, no one could drink it, even the hard bástards that called over.

If you want to make someone puke, get a whiskey and tequila in a glass, no mixer or ice, just the two shorts in a tall glass and get your victim to down it in one.

lemansky

Bud is a no go for me, but as previously mentioned, the worst for me has to be Chartreuse-the green one.

DemocAnarchis

Foul, foul, foul. Murky scum on the top of it, and had me in the bog fairly sharpish

gizmo

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Green Chartreuse.....tastes like someone got sick in a glass, poured in a load of white pepper, then a load of vodka, drank it and re-puked it back into a bottle. Foul, stomach churning stuff.

QFT

Themainman

San Michlaus beer, 14% totally rank. Any cask ales ye get in English pubs, just taste like warm flat lager.

Demonique

MementoMori wrote:

Campari - uck!!

I was going to say some concoction I made one New Year's of guinness topped with cheap champagne that I called Chinness (later learned it was called Black Velvet) but that was before you mentioned Campari.

Had it neat once, never again. It still tastes rank 50:50 with orange juice

Demonique

Fozzie Bear wrote:

Galway Hooker. Thats the beer btw not the shady ladies who frequent the docks. It is without doubt piss straight from the Devils own cat. I never tasted worse and i have drank some rare concoctions down the years...

A Galway Hooker is also a type of boat, I'd say the beer is named after the boats b/c are were pretty famous

1huge1

OH man do I hate Bulmers and generally cider with a passion, it just sickens my taste buds, and this coming from a guy who can knock back things fairly easliy it amazes me how people like this.

Oh and once had something called funky monkey (the green one) was horrible

Demonique

1huge1, there's a restaurant chain in the US that does gorgeous cider (it brews its own beer and cider), it doesn't have that fermented taste most ciders have, it actually tastes like fresh apple juice, its not fresh apple juice because I got tipsy after my pin.



Has anyone ever tried mead?

philcsl

Robbo wrote:

Unicum, a panic buy duty free present from Budapest. It's Hungarian, allegedly good for your health and made of herbs and the like.

It has the foulest aftertaste in christendom. Don't ever drink it.

Absolutely agree 100%... Myself and one of my friend's try to buy a bottle of the most horrible drink we can find for each other every time we go away (nice friends eh...) and she brought a litre bottle of this to my housewarming party, that was enough to make 60 people wretch...

Holsten

Budweiser and Buckfast.

Foul.

DeadParrot

Gone off Grapa.......tasted strangley of earwax

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Holsten wrote:

Budweiser and Buckfast.

Foul.

I'd agree on the budweiser front, but I'm fond of the odd bit of buckie.

For me the worst is Malibu on its own. It's syrupy sickly stuff that just makes me want to wretch.

I can manage it mixed though, with coke.

DublinWriter

My own urine.

I had a few mates staying over one night. Too much to drink and finding myself caught short as the house had only one toilet. I spot a 2-litre empty bottle of Sprite and proceed to relieve myself.

I wake up the next morning, only remembering half of what had happened the previous night and spitting feathers with the thirst.

You can guess the rest...

zoemax

For me the worst has got to be Harp. Burns like a vindaloo on the way back up and even hotter when coming out the other end. Has to be closely followed by Aftershocks, tequeila, some other drink (cant remember) and tobasco sauce - tastes ok until the tobasco sauce hits your stomach and starts to burn. Once drank pernod and southern comfort together when in school, just that the smell of either now makes me puke.

zoemax

For me the worst has got to be Harp. Burns like a vindaloo on the way back up and even hotter when coming out the other end. Has to be closely followed by Aftershocks, tequeila, some other drink (cant remember) and tobasco sauce - tastes ok until the tobasco sauce hits your stomach and starts to burn. Once drank pernod and southern comfort together when in school, just that the smell of either now makes me puke.