Foulest drink you have consumed?

Zaph

As a companion to the strongest drink thread, what's the worst liquid masquerading as an alcoholic beverage have you ever had?

For me it has to be Becherovka. I still have nightmares about being caught unawares in a beer hall in Prague by a purveyor of shots and only discovering what the shots were when I'd knocked it back. It's a truly horrible drink, although one barman told us it tasted similar to gin. I can only assume that over-indulgence of the stuff had destroyed his taste buds.

Green Chartreuse.....tastes like someone got sick in a glass, poured in a load of white pepper, then a load of vodka, drank it and re-puked it back into a bottle. Foul, stomach churning stuff.

I actually like the taste of Becherovka.

Budweiser, Heineken and Mongozo. In that order.

J.S. Pill

Crème de Cassis

they should give that sh!t out at AA meetings to put people off drink

Bazzy

Budweiser, Budweiser and Budweiser in that order

Collie D

Some foul concoction my "mates" bought me on my birthday a couple of years ago. Whiskey, Tia Maria, vodka, couple of other things I can't remember. Pretty foul, drank it in one and promptly got sick under the table...nice one, lads. Luckily it was last orders so wasn't too bothered when the bouncer ejected me.

FlutterinBantam

Mouthfull of stale piss I sciudded into a Red Stripe can the night before.

Felt "heavy" next morning when I was clearing up and I decided waste not want not.... Yeeeeecccccch

eddiehobbs

Got some homemade slivovica in slovakia a few years back. Smuggled it home in a 7up bottle. 80% apparently and tasted horrible, like rust. Roughest ever

Robbo

Unicum, a panic buy duty free present from Budapest. It's Hungarian, allegedly good for your health and made of herbs and the like.

It has the foulest aftertaste in christendom. Don't ever drink it.

DarkJager

Worst ever would have to be Vatsky Vodka. That dirty bitch of a drink tastes like liquid mustard - ****ING DISGUSTING!!!

unkel

Bazzy wrote:

Budweiser, Budweiser and Budweiser in that order

Drinking Bud is like making love in a canoe...


















...Fucking close to water

DarkJager

LIke that bitch man in the tv advert for budweiser, thats exactly what its aimed at!! A bunch of pussy assed bitch men who scream like bitches and get drunk off one ****in pint. The BGRH brethren would never touch that ****.... I hope

PS: I'm drunk, sorry for the rant cuzzins!!

admiralofthefleet

budweiser is absolute vsop piss, how anyone can drink it beggars belief, give me guinness, bass or heino and i will be a happy man

Awful Scut Mk2

Two very strong contenders.

The first, that vile brew common to both Greece and Turkey known as raki. Disgusting stuff.

The second, a bottle of Cape Verde's local ferment known as Grog, which I gather is in some way rum-based, but tasted like a mixture of sewage and diesel.

Stky10

Guinness in "The Living Room" in Galway late one saturday night. I felt like wandering down to the copshop nearby and reporting them for trying to poison me. They must clean their taps with rat poison or something.

smashey

Vietnamese snake wine. It had a dead cobra in the bottle. I drank the lot and threw the snake at the lads just before the wine made the return journey. :eek:

StephenC_IRL

was at a party with 500 quid worth of free drink, so me and a friend are locked, and theres a small storage box , maybee 5 litres total capacity, so its got 2 bottles of miller in it and most of the ice is melted, so its half filled with water, so me and her we empty the two miller into it, about a quarter naggin of jack daniels, a litre of coke, a can of bavarian, some fat frog, some vodka and a few other bits (rum, bulmers etc)

we drank it through straws, it was sexually wonderful at the time, and we all drank, in the morning we looked at it, there was a brick, a crushed can, burst baloons, gravel and a kitkat wrapper in it, absoloutly sick, and they were definitley there at 5am when we drank it

padi89

Deleted User wrote:

Green Chartreuse.....tastes like someone got sick in a glass, poured in a load of white pepper, then a load of vodka, drank it and re-puked it back into a bottle. Foul, stomach churning stuff.

Chartreuse is definitely the worst.

AlmightyCushion

It has to be creme do menth(sp?). Absolutely rank sh!t. It tastes like gone off toothpaste.

ro1798

i had a shot of ralph loren "polo sport" worst 10 mins of my life... ended up in a pool trying to drown myself to get rid of the buring... :mad:

good times...... corfu '99

jester77

Robbo wrote:

Unicum, a panic buy duty free present from Budapest. It's Hungarian, allegedly good for your health and made of herbs and the like.

It has the foulest aftertaste in christendom. Don't ever drink it.

I actually like it! Unfortunate name though!

jobonar

i was persuaded to try the Chocolate Stout from the PorterHouse 1 night, horrible stuff! took 1 mouthfull out of it and it turned my stomach... never again

MementoMori

Campari - uck!!

Duggy747

Eurgh, Budweiser I can't stand no more and I used to drink that all the time years ago! Now, any time I taste it's like stale, gone-off sweat and smells like fresh vomit!!

Nothing like picking up your can at a house party / gathering and taking a sip only to realise someone dumped an ash-tray into it. :mad: Absolutely destroys your night making you feel sick and your mouth stink of ash, manky!

Can't stand Bulmers, the smell and sweet taste makes my stomach turn whenever I'm near it................Duggy's kryptonite!

sioda

Bud followed by that Chocolate stout.

Shot wise Chartreuse alwys reminds me of tea tree oil. But the worst purple after shock the red and the blue mixed pure muck

Owen

Robbo wrote:

Unicum, a panic buy duty free present from Budapest. It's Hungarian, allegedly good for your health and made of herbs and the like.

It has the foulest aftertaste in christendom. Don't ever drink it.

Seconded. Tastes like 98 year old cough medicine, makes you gag, and heave and generally feel like crap all over. There's a reason they've changed the logo now, it's a green bottle with a red cross - the Red Cross symbol on the front should be enough of a warning to anyone!

TerrorFirmer

a regular can of budweiser

Duggy747

sioda wrote:

But the worst purple after shock the red and the blue mixed pure muck

Ah, I quite like that. We used to drink that religiously in my local, it was always a sign that if one of us got a shot then we were staying for the night!

IronMan

ned78 wrote:

Seconded. Tastes like 98 year old cough medicine, makes you gag, and heave and generally feel like crap all over. There's a reason they've changed the logo now, it's a green bottle with a red cross - the Red Cross symbol on the front should be enough of a warning to anyone!

Thirded, bought a bottle of Unicum when in Prague, and its the foulest brew ever devised by man. The worse 'cocktail' I ever consumed was when playing Chase the Ace. For my loss I had to knock back a mixture of Unicum, Brandy, and creme de menthe. Cue, the worst 10 minutes of my life.

jdivision

Champagne cider. It's just wrong. Others include the cinammon aftershock, Drank a shot of it once and ran to the bathroom to puke. Homemade ouzo tastes like I'd imagine white spirits do. Heineken's horrible too. That banana beer Mongozo or something that somebody pointed out is fairly vile too - so sweet it's awful.

biko

Horrible taste but apparently good for you, apparently