BGRH night out?

Jesus Wept

awww, whip us up an auld



And we will explain it to you.

Collie D

And the award for Patronising Male Chauvinist Bástard of the Year goes to.....

Slow Motion wrote:

If you have to ask you prolly shouldn't be in here chicken

*Pats PL on head *

Classic...well done, Bro.

princess-lala wrote:

im new to all this

Ah don't worry. We are just old fashioned men who like our women not just for their conversation and good-lookingness but also their beer-carrying abilities. Irishbird will show you the ropes.

Slow Motion

princess-lala wrote:

im new to all this

I know Don't worry just watch IrishBird and follow her excellent example

Thank you Brother D *takes a bow*

Tom Dunne

Slow Motion wrote:

If you have to ask you prolly shouldn't be in here chicken

*Pats PL on head *

ROFL.

Well said, Brother Slow Motion.

princess-lala

ok so i think i have it now!!!!
:rolleyes:

John Mason

so will it be up to the wimmin to organise this? and make sure everyone has taxis in and back home and bacon sarndies ?

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote:

so will it be up to the wimmin to organise this? and make sure everyone has taxis in and back home and bacon sarndies ?

No, the men will organise it, the women will just serve at it and generally ensure the men are looked after.

princess-lala

irishbird wrote:

so will it be up to the wimmin to organise this? and make sure everyone has taxis in and back home and bacon sarndies ?

so whens it to be arranged for???:D

John Mason

princess-lala wrote:

so whens it to be arranged for???:D

dont worry the guys will never get around to it :eek: :eek:

Jesus Wept

Venue: Irishbird's Gaff
*Food and drink provided by Irishbird (menu upon approval of senior BGRH members).


Food & Drink Servers: Irishbird, Happywimmin, Princes-lala


Date: To be put to a vote.
Servers Uniform: To be put to a vote.

princess-lala

The-Rigger wrote:

Venue: Irishbird's Gaff
*Food and drink provided by Irishbird (menu upon approval of senior BGRH members).


Food & Drink Servers: Irishbird, Happywimmin, Princes-lala


Date: To be put to a vote.
Servers Uniform: To be put to a vote.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
i like it!!:D

Tom Dunne

The-Rigger wrote:

Servers Uniform: To be put to a vote.

Something like this, perhaps?

AlmightyCushion

tom dunne wrote:

Something like this, perhaps?

Ding, ding, ding. We have a winner.

Jesus Wept

Put that on the short list brother Tom

All other suggestions welcome, I'm sure I'll find some filth later to add to the mix, and I'll make a poll.

John Mason

great, friday night around 7'ish

will source the uniforms today, so princess what size will i get you?

Blitzkrieger

tom dunne wrote:

directly proportional to the amount of hair he has on his head.

Surely you mean indirectly.....


...otherwise no hair means no virility.

Waylander

Eh, if your serving wenches are going to look like that I would like to join this brotherhood. Alas I dont have a receding hairline, but am working on the gut. Is there some sort of application process?

John Mason

look at her feet, there is a stray toe there, i think she has 6 toes

Jimoslimos

tom dunne wrote:

Haven't you heard of the BGRH 1st Law of Virility which states:

The level of virility of a BG+RH poster is indirectly proportional to the amount of hair he has on his head*

Fixed that for ya!


Ah, didn't see Bliztkrieger beat me to it!

Tom Dunne

Blitzkrieger wrote:

Surely you mean indirectly.....


...otherwise no hair means no virility.

Oops. My bad.

Back on topic:

irishbird wrote:

will source the uniforms today, so princess what size will i get you?

Please say size 6, please say size 6, please say ........

princess-lala

an 8 would be good irishbird thanks!!:D

Collie D

princess-lala wrote:

an 8 would be good irishbird thanks!!:D

I choose you as my personal servant

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote:

great, friday night around 7'ish

Don't forget the map to your place, irishbird.

princess-lala

irishbird wrote:

look at her feet, there is a stray toe there, i think she has 6 toes

no extra toes just a hole in her thights

HAPPYGIRL

Just name the date already have the uniform
but boys the girls are drinking too.

Slow Motion

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Just name the date already have the uniform
but boys the girls are drinking too.

Babysham is hardly a drink !

Collie D

HAPPYGIRL wrote:

Just name the date already have the uniform
but boys the girls are drinking too.

I'm an equal opportunites kind of guy. If you're all dressed like that you can drink I suppose. You still have to get opur drinks though

DarkJager

Waylander wrote:

Eh, if your serving wenches are going to look like that I would like to join this brotherhood. Alas I dont have a receding hairline, but am working on the gut. Is there some sort of application process?

No, just swear allegiance to alcohol and heart busting snacks and you're in. Irishbird, is that you in the picture above??? Would you be so kind as to draw the brethren a map to your gaff so we can come **** the place up on Friday night?

DarkJager

Actually forget the map, I've found it myself!!!

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=53.31955&lon=-6.302783&z=17&l=0&m=a&v=2&show=/edit_wiki3.php?id=0&new=1&lng=0&xy=-6303191x53319659x-6302612x53319313x17

Slow Motion

DarkJager wrote:

Actually forget the map, I've found it myself!!!

http://wikimapia.org/#lat=53.31955&lon=-6.302783&z=17&l=0&m=a&v=2&show=/edit_wiki3.php?id=0&new=1&lng=0&xy=-6303191x53319659x-6302612x53319313x17

Nice one brother DJ

AlmightyCushion

For some reason the site in that link tells me 'to use another browser, Firefox is preferable' which is od because I'm using firefox.

DarkJager

Sickener!!! Should just work straight out, I'm using IE6 and its working fine.

AlmightyCushion

DarkJager wrote:

Sickener!!! Should just work straight out, I'm using IE6 and its working fine.

It works fine, I just had noscript turned on.

princess-lala

guys was the uniform decided upon yet???
and the menu??

i seriously need to get locked!!!!!:D

John Mason

hi boys, sorry, have to cancel party tonight, something has come up - what about next weekend?

DarkJager

Nah we'll be there tonight, just leave the keys under the mat

John Mason

DarkJager wrote:

Nah we'll be there tonight, just leave the keys under the mat

the neighbours have a set of keys and will give you the alarm code. just dont feed the dog anything, he is on a special diet and watch your beer, he has a thing for beer - i should be home around 3/4am so see you all then

trout

irishbird wrote:

i should be home around 3/4am so see you all then

bring pizza. and beer.

Collie D

irishbird wrote:

something has come up -

irishbird wrote:

i should be home around 3/4am

Pfft! Something's come up my arse...she's going out on the piss with her real life* friends.


*Some place outside the internet - Wikipedia or Google may be required for a fuller explanation

Collie D

Collie D wrote:

Something's come up my arse...

Not my finest choice of words

princess-lala

Collie D wrote:

Not my finest choice of words

ha ha ha
ROFL

AlmightyCushion

Collie D wrote:

Not my finest choice of words

I didn't notice that until you pointed it out. Very funny though.

princess-lala

So is anybody going to reschedule????

Collie D

Tomorrow night, your house. You got an Apache Pizza nearby?

princess-lala

Collie D wrote:

Tomorrow night, your house. You got an Apache Pizza nearby?

i live in the middle of the country!!!!! i never heard of Apache pizza before!!!

Collie D

princess-lala wrote:

i live in the middle of the country!!!!! i never heard of Apache pizza before!!!

Then you'd better start kneading that dough...I like jalapenos on mine

princess-lala

On no i couldnt make the dough tonight - wouldnt be nice tomorrow!!!!

I`ll get up early in the morning and do it!!!!

Anything else for the menu????:D

Collie D

Pizza is fine for me, I could eat it all week...what about the rest of you lads..be warned I can get aggressive when people try to take my pizza

AlmightyCushion

A chinese would be nice. Failing that curry chips and a big fúck off chicken fillet burger.

princess-lala

no problem!!
any other requests????