BGRH night out?

The Bollox

what do you say? anyone up for a session for the fellowship of the BGRH? i.e. massive meal and then loadsa booze? it'll be like a boards beers only with more food and beer and less slackers to hold us back

I assume it'll be an 'all you can eat' place?

The Bollox

the only place that I know of that does 'all-you-can-eat' is Pizza Hut. we'd put them out of business!

6th

Well I hope a few of you guys are coming to the Beers too. Food before, during and after.

The Bollox

I won't be able to make it. I am hosting a 21st on Saturday

AlmightyCushion

I've got a stag do to go to on Saturday. I don't know which smiley to use or

DarkJager

As long as the Brethren supply me with lashings of coke and hookers, I'm there.

Pighead

Ah yes good old BGRH summed up to perfection.

BGRH Member "Alright lads meet you in the virtual bar for loads and loads of manly virtual beers and spirits, where we shall pass virtual wind and virtually beat our manly chests"

BGRH Members (in unison) "Hell yeah, raaaaaar, to the virtual bar"

BGRH Member "Alright lads, fancy going out for pints and spirits to a real bar some night?

BGRH Member Number 1(Slowly shuffling away) "Eh not for me, Mammys making me go to my baby sisters birthday party that night.

BGRH Member Number 2 "Eh yeah, my girlfriend wants to watch a dvd that night"

BGRH Member Number 3 "Yeah count me out too, I'm not allowed visit real pubs after 8 o clock, Daddy says their far too dangerous"

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

Ah yes good old BGRH summed up to perfection.

BGRH Member "Alright lads meet you in the virtual bar for loads and loads of manly virtual beers and spirits, where we shall pass virtual wind and virtually beat our manly chests"

BGRH Members (in unison) "Hell yeah, raaaaaar, to the virtual bar"

BGRH Member "Alright lads, fancy going out for pints and spirits to a real bar some night?

BGRH Member Number 1(Slowly shuffling away) "Eh not for me, Mammys making me go to my baby sisters birthday party that night.

BGRH Member Number 2 "Eh yeah, my girlfriend wants to watch a dvd that night"

BGRH Member Number 3 "Yeah count me out too, I'm not allowed visit real pubs after 8 o clock, Daddy says their far too dangerous"

The Bollox wrote:

I won't be able to make it. I am hosting a 21st on Saturday

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I've got a stag do to go to on Saturday.

Next time try reading the posts. A 21st and a stag do are generally the most booze filled times you can get.

The Hill Billy

Pighead wrote:

Ah yes good old BGRH summed up to perfection.

BGRH Member "Alright lads meet you in the virtual bar for loads and loads of manly virtual beers and spirits, where we shall pass virtual wind and virtually beat our manly chests"

BGRH Members (in unison) "Hell yeah, raaaaaar, to the virtual bar"

BGRH Member "Alright lads, fancy going out for pints and spirits to a real bar some night?

BGRH Member Number 1(Slowly shuffling away) "Eh not for me, Mammys making me go to my baby sisters birthday party that night.

BGRH Member Number 2 "Eh yeah, my girlfriend wants to watch a dvd that night"

BGRH Member Number 3 "Yeah count me out too, I'm not allowed visit real pubs after 8 o clock, Daddy says their far too dangerous"

Sorry Brothers, but - LOL.

Pighead

AlmightyCushion wrote:

Next time try reading the posts. A 21st and a stag do are generally the most booze filled times you can get.

Did Pighead mention either yours or The Bollox's name?
Pighead senses some over-defensiveness in your posting tone AC!

The Bollox

Pighead wrote:

Ah yes good old BGRH summed up to perfection.

BGRH Member "Alright lads meet you in the virtual bar for loads and loads of manly virtual beers and spirits, where we shall pass virtual wind and virtually beat our manly chests"

BGRH Members (in unison) "Hell yeah, raaaaaar, to the virtual bar"

BGRH Member "Alright lads, fancy going out for pints and spirits to a real bar some night?

BGRH Member Number 1(Slowly shuffling away) "Eh not for me, Mammys making me go to my baby sisters birthday party that night.

BGRH Member Number 2 "Eh yeah, my girlfriend wants to watch a dvd that night"

BGRH Member Number 3 "Yeah count me out too, I'm not allowed visit real pubs after 8 o clock, Daddy says their far too dangerous"

lol

Pighead: the poster I hate to love

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

Did Pighead mention either yours or The Bollox's name?
Pighead senses some over-defensiveness in your posting tone AC!

No but we were the only two to say we wouldn't be able to make it that night.

Pighead

AlmightyCushion wrote:

No but we were the only two to say we wouldn't be able to make it that night.

There will be more my friend. Plenty more.:)

FlutterinBantam

Pighead nails it-again!!!

DarkJager

Are you coming out to play Pighead?

Pighead

DarkJager wrote:

Are you coming out to play Pighead?

Alas Pighead is not of the required portliness nor has he the thinning of hair to attend your Annual BGRH Food And Beers Outing. It should be a momentous occasion where the brothers and sisters of BGRH unite in a night of unrivalled excess.

Anyway hope the both of you enjoy your night out.

The Bollox

Pighead wrote:

Alas Pighead is not of the required portliness nor has he the thinning of hair to attend your Annual BGRH Food And Beers Outing. It should be a momentous occasion where the brothers and sisters of BGRH unite in a night of unrivalled excess.

Anyway hope the both of you enjoy your night out.

pfft, ther will be some wimmins tagging along no doubt. I'm sure not everyone there will be of the legendary status of little hair and large gut

AlmightyCushion

Pighead wrote:

There will be more my friend. Plenty more.:)

Well you're probably right but at least we have decent excuses.

Fratton Fred

err, where and when is the boards beers ?

AlmightyCushion

Fratton Fred wrote:

err, where and when is the boards beers ?

This Saturday in Messrs.

6th

Ah Piggy come to the Beers and I'll buy you a cocktail, that was a funny post.

I actually suspect Piggy might come to the Beers but wont let anyone know he's piggy.

trout

I'm on for Saturday ... nothing like a feed of pizza and beer, to prepare you for a night of ... well ... more pizza and beer.

I'd like to buy Pighead a pint ... look him in the eye and ask "why all the antipathy towards the Brethren ?" :cool:

popebenny16

The Bollox wrote:

pfft, ther will be some wimmins tagging along no doubt. I'm sure not everyone there will be of the legendary status of little hair and large gut

Only wimmin who have the required large gut AND receeding hair only, please, gents. We do have standards.

Fratton Fred

popebenny16 wrote:

Only wimmin who have the required large gut AND receeding hair only, please, gents. We do have standards.

as long as they have large breasts and make a mean bacon buttie, I'm not all that fussed tbh

AlmightyCushion

Fratton Fred wrote:

as long as they have large breasts and make a mean bacon buttie, I'm not all that fussed tbh

Very well said.

Beruthiel

Come along to Messers on Sat night Piggie, I'll buy you an appleteeny

jester77

Beruthiel wrote:

Come along to Messers on Sat night Piggie, I'll buy you an appleteeny

oh Beruthiel, what have you done... can't see the piggy turning that offer down, he'll be trotting round after you all night

Would love to make it, damn this not living in Ireland, maybe we can organise one for the Reeperbahn somewhere in the future

The Bollox

I might be able to make it afterall. the lad got absolutly wrecked last night and says the 21st is off.

Zaph

I'm still out of action on medical grounds I'm afraid

trout

zaph wrote:

I'm still out of action on medical grounds I'm afraid

You'll just have to host one of these bashes in your house so :rolleyes:

Zaph

Oh all right then

Fratton Fred

zaph wrote:

I'm still out of action on medical grounds I'm afraid

never mind, the pennicillan will cure the rash and you'll be able to drink in no time at all.:D

popebenny16

Now.

AFTER the beers why don't we go an invade the taj tandoori there at Portobello.

Usually if I am in Dublin on a Saturday (first time this year yaaaaaa) myself and the lads will end up here around 5am.

Best thing is the fact that they serve Cobra / Tiger until you go, which was after 6 the last time i was there.

And if you fall asleep and someone leaves a glass of beer balanced on your head dont worry the obliging waiters will take it off before any accidents occour without batting an eyelid.

princess-lala

are ladies allowed on this beer outing???:D

The Bollox

of course. who else would get us the beer?

Zaph

I hope all the Brothers attending the Boards Beers tonight have a good time, and remember to behave in a manner that befits this forum, i.e. disgracefully.

princess-lala

princess-lala wrote:

are ladies allowed on this beer outing???:D

As long as they look like this:
beer.jpg

Blitzkrieger

Holy crap! Is she holding that much beer even though she's got a broken finger? Surely that should be in the 'proper order pictures'.

princess-lala

ha ha thats a good one!!! shes a great girl!! well able to carry all that beer!!! i iwsh i was more like her!!! only with a bigger gut!!!:D

Jesus Wept

princess-lala wrote:

ha ha thats a good one!!! shes a great girl!! well able to carry all that beer!!! i iwsh i was more like her!!! only with a bigger gut!!!:D

Carrying all that beer, great.

Beer gut is a no, you are a wimmin, you must keep yourself in good physical shape for us to admire. (post some pics while you are at it )

John Mason

can i come?

Collie D

Is this actually happening? And if so, what will the ratio of beer wenches be to Brothers?

princess-lala

ha ha its a pity some more men dont keep themselves in better shape for us wimmin then!!!!:rolleyes:

Tom Dunne

irishbird wrote:

can i come?

Depends on how good your man is.

Ahem.

BGRH beer bash. Now there's an image. I'm on for it.

Collie D

princess-lala wrote:

ha ha its a pity some more men dont keep themselves in better shape for us wimmin then!!!!:rolleyes:

I assure you that us Brothers are as virile as that lot in the fitness forum. Should we put you down for beer wench duties then?

Tom Dunne

Collie D wrote:

I assure you that us Brothers are as virile as that lot in the fitness forum.

Exactly Brother Collie.

Haven't you heard of the BGRH 1st Law of Virility which states:

The level of virility of a BG+RH poster is directly proportional to the amount of hair he has on his head*

*note the distinction of head-hair. As I am sure is common with most of the Brethren, my hair appears to have permanently migrated from my head to my shoulders and further afield.

princess-lala

Collie D wrote:

I assure you that us Brothers are as virile as that lot in the fitness forum. Should we put you down for beer wench duties then?

why is it that a woman has to be on beer duties????

Slow Motion

princess-lala wrote:

why is it that a woman has to be on beer duties????

If you have to ask you prolly shouldn't be in here chicken

*Pats PL on head *

Jesus Wept

Slow Motion wrote:

If you have to ask you prolly shouldn't be in here chicken

*Pats PL on head *

princess-lala

im new to all this