What one invention has made your life easier/ lazier

Bazzy

I want to help share the lazy ways of us all i have a few handy ones

Gps for an example lazy way to drive involves no thinking whatsoever

Forklift @ work is handy as that pallet truck is a bit of a killer!!

Anyone anything else that i might be able to usE?

Jesus Wept

Fond of the










is handy also.

Steyr

Obviously they dont say no........:D

Jesus Wept

Can she cook?

WindSock

The Wheel

dr.bollocko

The working classes.
Huehuehue
What what chaps?

Mmyes.
*Strokes moustache and holds pipe pensively*


Mmyes.

Agamemnon

Whiskey and other spirits. Otherwise we'd have to drink 10 pints to get drunk instead of 1.

J.S. Pill

dr.bollocko wrote:

The working classes.
Huehuehue
What what chaps?

Mmyes.
*Strokes moustache and holds pipe pensively*


Mmyes.

Bhwaah yes,

Before they got ideas above their station that is.

If I had my way I'd gang press the entire Labour exchange into fencing my estate

*swirls brandy glass*

FlutterinBantam

The flush toilet.

jaysus, what an invention?God bless Mr. Crapper.

You are 3 fingers dilated,the first two inches is cold,and instead of having to dig a hole in the garden,crap into a Dunnes stores 22c plastic bag and bury it, adding to shítemountain you have already accumulated you can:

Sit on fine pewter in the comfort of your own home,read the Oirish Times,blow out the pipes into a contained area,press a button and she is fcukin gone!!!!

You don't even have to look at it!!! No guilt!! Gonzo to the Pumping station,never to be worried about again.

All taken care of.... when you think about it.. fcukin awesome??

admiralofthefleet

alcahol and women, without the enjoyment to be had from both my life would be over

muboop1

FlutterinBantam wrote:

The flush toilet.

jaysus, what an invention?God bless Mr. Crapper.

You are 3 fingers dilated,the first two inches is cold,and instead of having to dig a hole in the garden,crap into a Dunnes stores 22c plastic bag and bury it, adding to shítemountain you have already accumulated you can:

Sit on fine pewter in the comfort of your own home,read the Oirish Times,blow out the pipes into a contained area,press a button and she is fcukin gone!!!!

You don't even have to look at it!!! No guilt!! Gonzo to the Pumping station,never to be worried about again.

All taken care of.... when you think about it.. fcukin awesome??

even better, the fancy ones in the airport, and the fancy sinks and urinals to! the ones that when u get off, the jacks flush for u! and u dont have to turn on a tap to wash ur hands, its just done!!!

As the following pic will demonstrate, serving wenches mean the bar comes to me rather than me going to the bar.

serving wenches.jpg

the_syco

Best invention: public transport. Can get into Dublin, get plastered, and back home, for only €5.90

Collie D

The Polish lad who comes in here three times a week...

AlmightyCushion

the_syco wrote:

Best invention: public transport. Can get into Dublin, get plastered, and back home, for only €5.90

You mustn't be able to hold your drink that well brother syco.

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Swivvel chairs with wheels, never a standing moment.

AlmightyCushion

sean_keevey wrote:

Swivvel chairs with wheels, never a standing moment.

Plus they make work a lot more fun. WWWEEEEEEEEEE

Fey!

Remote Controls, and reclining armchairs!

Car wise, cruise control and automatic gearboxes.

The Hill Billy

Toilet paper.

Now I can bite my nails without having to worry about catching something nasty.

Terry

Beer. What would we do without it?

Terry

Terry wrote:

Beer. What would we do without it?

Probably more work or something else thats crap.

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote:

Probably more work

*shudders*

White Knight

Deleted User wrote:

Probably work

*shudders*

AlmightyCushion

White Knight wrote:

*shudders*

Great minds think alike.

The solution is more, stronger beer. To this end all Brothers should try Delirium Tremens. The strongest beer I have ever tried, tatses good too.

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote:

The solution is more, stronger beer. To this end all Brothers should try Delirium Tremens. The strongest beer I have ever tried, tatses good too.

What percentage is it?

10%
Rocket fuel.

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote:

10%
Rocket fuel.

Oh very nice. Where could I purchase some of this?

Look for some beer festivals, If your in Cork any time soon they sometimes stock it in an off licence called the Abbots Alehouse. Its hard to come by here, but its definately one of the best things invented by Belgium:D

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote:

Look for some beer festivals, If your in Cork any time soon they sometimes stock it in an off licence called the Abbots Alehouse. Its hard to come by here, but its definately one of the best things invented by Belgium:D

By the sounds of it I may never taste this delectable nectar of the gods.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens_(beer)

You might be able to order it from this company:
EURO BEERS LTD

UNIT K10 - MARINA COMMERCIAL PARK

CORK CITY

IRELAND

+353/214.31.58.65.

They usually supply pubs and off licences but they might sort you out. Its worth the effort.

AlmightyCushion

Deleted User wrote:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens_(beer)

You might be able to order it from this company:
EURO BEERS LTD

UNIT K10 - MARINA COMMERCIAL PARK

CORK CITY

IRELAND

+353/214.31.58.65.

They usually supply pubs but they might sort you out. Its worth the effort.

I might try and get some just to see what is like. They probably only sell it in bulk though. Maybe we should order some in for the bar.

AlmightyCushion

AlmightyCushion wrote:

I might try and get some just to see what is like. They probably only sell it in bulk though. Maybe we should order some in for the bar.

Definately, though I reckon they wouldn't have enough to stock the Brotherhoods bar for very long:D

Zaph

My local Super Valu has some Austrian (I think) beer that's 14%. Haven't tried it yet, but I must pick up some during the week.

carlowboy

14%? That's insane! Wouldn't it be difficult enough to drink a few cans?

zaph

zaph wrote:

My local Super Valu has some Austrian (I think) beer that's 14%. Haven't tried it yet, but I must pick up some during the week.

Do you know what its called, I must look for it:D

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

My local Super Valu has some Austrian (I think) beer that's 14%. Haven't tried it yet, but I must pick up some during the week.

14%. That's pretty sweet. Do you know the name? Where abouts are you located zaph?

Zaph

Haven't a clue what it's called, I was in a hurry and just happened to notice a sign for it as I was passing. It's in Super Valu Killiney.

AlmightyCushion

zaph wrote:

It's in Super Valu Killiney.

I must see if I can find some in town.

Zaph

OK Brothers, I've done some digging and it seems that it was probably Samichlaus that I saw. It's Swiss according to The Beerhunter

Ruu_Old

Simple but imagine having to get up and *heavy breaths* push the *cough, cough* buttons on the ..someone carry me back to my chair.

Zaph

Steady on there Brother Ruu, you don't want to be exerting too much energy with such long posts!

AlmightyCushion

Yes Ruu it did require me to do quiet a bit of extra scrolling. By the way Ruu congratulations to yourself and duggy on winning the photoshop contest. They were two great entries.

A_Fitz

Contact lens would be my choice anyway - fantastic invention.

Capt'n Midnight

GhostInTheRuins

Zzippy

Steyr wrote:

Obviously they dont say no........:D

And... she doesn't complain when you roll over afterwards and go to sleep

arybvtcw0eolkf

Keeping the USA in line since 1947

Victor Meldrew

Fey! wrote:

Remote Controls, and reclining armchairs!

Car wise, cruise control and automatic gearboxes.

add automatic headlights / rain sensing windscreen wipers, cup holders, remote controls for car radio.

next step is a chauffeur.

Capt'n Midnight

what about the guy who was so lazy he married a pregnant woman ?

princess-lala

i have this thing i dont actually know the proper name for it i just call it a picker. basically you can use it when your sitting to reach for something you want!!
i have a bad back so this was given to me, but now i can sit in the chair and get thee things i need without ever having to move!! its brilliant