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What one invention has made your life easier/ lazier

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  • 30-07-2007 6:49pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 1,485 ✭✭✭


    I want to help share the lazy ways of us all i have a few handy ones

    Gps for an example lazy way to drive involves no thinking whatsoever :D

    Forklift @ work is handy as that pallet truck is a bit of a killer!!

    Anyone anything else that i might be able to usE?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Fond of the gg_microwave.jpg










    fridge.jpg is handy also.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,266 ✭✭✭Steyr


    Obviously they dont say no........:D :p:D


    2-26.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Can she cook?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    The Wheel


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    The working classes.
    Huehuehue
    What what chaps?

    Mmyes.
    *Strokes moustache and holds pipe pensively*


    Mmyes.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Whiskey and other spirits. Otherwise we'd have to drink 10 pints to get drunk instead of 1.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,149 ✭✭✭J.S. Pill


    The working classes.
    Huehuehue
    What what chaps?

    Mmyes.
    *Strokes moustache and holds pipe pensively*


    Mmyes.

    Bhwaah yes,

    Before they got ideas above their station that is.

    If I had my way I'd gang press the entire Labour exchange into fencing my estate

    *swirls brandy glass*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    The flush toilet.

    jaysus, what an invention?God bless Mr. Crapper.

    You are 3 fingers dilated,the first two inches is cold,and instead of having to dig a hole in the garden,crap into a Dunnes stores 22c plastic bag and bury it, adding to shítemountain you have already accumulated you can:

    Sit on fine pewter in the comfort of your own home,read the Oirish Times,blow out the pipes into a contained area,press a button and she is fcukin gone!!!!:confused:

    You don't even have to look at it!!! No guilt!! Gonzo to the Pumping station,never to be worried about again.

    All taken care of.... when you think about it.. fcukin awesome??


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    alcahol and women, without the enjoyment to be had from both my life would be over


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,025 ✭✭✭muboop1


    The flush toilet.

    jaysus, what an invention?God bless Mr. Crapper.

    You are 3 fingers dilated,the first two inches is cold,and instead of having to dig a hole in the garden,crap into a Dunnes stores 22c plastic bag and bury it, adding to shítemountain you have already accumulated you can:

    Sit on fine pewter in the comfort of your own home,read the Oirish Times,blow out the pipes into a contained area,press a button and she is fcukin gone!!!!:confused:

    You don't even have to look at it!!! No guilt!! Gonzo to the Pumping station,never to be worried about again.

    All taken care of.... when you think about it.. fcukin awesome??

    even better, the fancy ones in the airport, and the fancy sinks and urinals to! the ones that when u get off, the jacks flush for u! and u dont have to turn on a tap to wash ur hands, its just done!!!


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    As the following pic will demonstrate, serving wenches mean the bar comes to me rather than me going to the bar.

    serving wenches.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,301 ✭✭✭✭the_syco


    Best invention: public transport. Can get into Dublin, get plastered, and back home, for only €5.90


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,344 ✭✭✭✭Collie D


    The Polish lad who comes in here three times a week...


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    the_syco wrote:
    Best invention: public transport. Can get into Dublin, get plastered, and back home, for only €5.90
    You mustn't be able to hold your drink that well brother syco.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson


    Swivvel chairs with wheels, never a standing moment.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Swivvel chairs with wheels, never a standing moment.
    Plus they make work a lot more fun. WWWEEEEEEEEEE :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,184 ✭✭✭Fey!


    Remote Controls, and reclining armchairs!

    Car wise, cruise control and automatic gearboxes.


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,775 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Toilet paper.

    Now I can bite my nails without having to worry about catching something nasty.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    Beer. What would we do without it?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Terry wrote:
    Beer. What would we do without it?
    Probably more work or something else thats crap.


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Probably more work

    *shudders*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,179 ✭✭✭White Knight


    Probably work

    *shudders*


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    *shudders*

    Great minds think alike.


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    The solution is more, stronger beer. To this end all Brothers should try Delirium Tremens. The strongest beer I have ever tried, tatses good too.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    The solution is more, stronger beer. To this end all Brothers should try Delirium Tremens. The strongest beer I have ever tried, tatses good too.

    What percentage is it?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    10%
    Rocket fuel.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    10%
    Rocket fuel.

    Oh very nice. Where could I purchase some of this?


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Look for some beer festivals, If your in Cork any time soon they sometimes stock it in an off licence called the Abbots Alehouse. Its hard to come by here, but its definately one of the best things invented by Belgium:D


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,078 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    Look for some beer festivals, If your in Cork any time soon they sometimes stock it in an off licence called the Abbots Alehouse. Its hard to come by here, but its definately one of the best things invented by Belgium:D

    By the sounds of it I may never taste this delectable nectar of the gods. :(


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  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens_(beer)

    You might be able to order it from this company:
    EURO BEERS LTD

    UNIT K10 - MARINA COMMERCIAL PARK

    CORK CITY

    IRELAND

    +353/214.31.58.65.

    They usually supply pubs and off licences but they might sort you out. Its worth the effort.


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