Corrupt a Wish

Jesus Wept

sidneykidney wrote:

She's with me. So she won't be

i wish i win the lotto tomorrow nite,and that i am the only winner.

You win the lotto tomorrow night, and are the only winner, but you die.

Alanis Morissette writes another wretched song about how 'ironic' it is, and we all have to endure it.

Everybody loses.

Matt Holck

you make bank off the sales produced by the song

I wish I was the only one who has tantrums

Hail 2 Da Chimp

You are, but your pants fall off in public when you are walking up the stairs infront of beautiful women.

I wish I had less money.


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randylonghorn

Your wish is granted, and you go bankrupt. You are sold into sexual slavery to pay off your debt, and boards.ie buy you as a cheap alternative to the "hookers" bit of the "coke and hookers" pay-off for the mods of the LGB forum.

I wish I had a few winners at the Galway races ...

Cuban Son

randylonghorn wrote:

I wish I had a few winners at the Galway races ...

All your horses win, but you lose your betting slip. An old woman finds it and donates all the winnings to the cats and dogs home. Which is where all your winners finally end up as pet food.


I wish my take away would hurry up, I'm starving.

Green Giant

Your takeaway got poisoned

I wish Eamon Dunphy would retire from football punditry

Cuban Son

**NEWSFLASH**
Eamonn Dunphy retires fron football punditry.

**BREAKING NEWS**
Eamonn Dunphy has signed a life long contract with RTE, TV3, TG4 and Channel 6 to host all their shows bar football punditry. Dunphy will be the face of irish tv for the foreseeable future.

I wish I had a cigarette.