The power of breasts

tc20

@ Terry, apologies for posting the link, didn't really see it as a porn link, but apologies anyway.

tc20

Dudess wrote:

No!!! Hairy nipples are just wrong! (if indeed that's what you mean)

No Dudess, not hairy nips, 'hairy felons' as in rhymes with melons, likewise raspberry ripples rhymes with.... you get it now?

_Kaiser_

tc20 wrote:

No Dudess, not hairy nips, 'hairy felons' as in rhymes with melons, likewise raspberry ripples rhymes with.... you get it now?

Aaaah.. I get it! (and I'm usually so bad at cockney rhyming slang!)

EDIT: But Dudess was right too! Eww!

AlmightyCushion

stratospheres wrote:

I'll just find a random pic of someone's boobs and that'll shut ya up!

The visual image I have in my head can not be beat so don't bother it will only shatter the dream.

2 stroke

Hey AC. Thats my visual image get your own.

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

Hey AC. Thats my visual image get your own.

Hey, I visual imagilised it first.

2 stroke

picture please

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

picture please

Hold on a minute, I'll just hook my head up to the printer.

2 stroke

Who needs google images when we have visual imagilising. Btw my image is better, check this out but don't show the mods.

Beelzebub

Terry wrote:

You may have noticed that throughout boards.ie certain words are censored.
This is to make sure that those with net nanny programmes and the like are able to access this site.
AH may not be aimed at children, but they still have access to it.
All it takes is for one kid to click on that link, their parent/s to see it and boards.ie is in he sun or the mirror being called a porn site.

According to the charter:

Porn
- Topics/posts containing such will be deleted on sight. This is a severe offence. The minimum ban handed out will be one month. Permanent bans will also be handed out for this. If you are linking to an external website that might contain "newspaper" nudity or contains sexual reference, please make sure you mark it "Not safe for work"


This was newspaper nudity. But the poster didn't preface with "Not safe for work"

AlmightyCushion

2 stroke wrote:

Who needs google images when we have visual imagilising. Btw my image is better, check this out but don't show the mods.

:eek: Wow very, very nice. You sure know how to visual imagilise.

2 stroke

Takes experience and a lack of real boobs to develop the 7th sense.

Spud83

MooseJam wrote:

it is for kids tbh, have you read through this thread ?

Read it I have been an active contributor. Now did I miss anything?

Terry

Beelzebub wrote:

According to the charter:

Porn
- Topics/posts containing such will be deleted on sight. This is a severe offence. The minimum ban handed out will be one month. Permanent bans will also be handed out for this. If you are linking to an external website that might contain "newspaper" nudity or contains sexual reference, please make sure you mark it "Not safe for work"


This was newspaper nudity. But the poster didn't preface with "Not safe for work"

I've yet to see a newspaper that can show actual movement.

Newspaper nudity refers to static images.

tc20

@ Terry, not sure if you saw my earlier post from this morning, but i apologise for linking to the site with bouncing virtual breasts...

And i should have tagged it NSFW

Real ones are much better anyway. Long live boobs!

Terry

Yes, I saw your post.
I was just too lazy to reply.

Static boobies are fine as long as they are labelled.
Bouncing boobies are not allowed.

Spud83

Terry wrote:

Yes, I saw your post.
I was just too lazy to reply.

Static boobies are fine as long as they are labelled.
Bouncing boobies are not allowed.

Can this be added to the charter to avoid any further confusion in the matter of posting boobage.;) Oh and girls you have now been givin permission to post boobage as long as they are not bouncing boobage.

AlmightyCushion

alanmurphy83 wrote:

Can this be added to the charter to avoid any further confusion in the matter of posting boobage.;) Oh and girls you have now been givin permission to post boobage as long as they are not bouncing boobage.

Sweet!

Splinter

Terry wrote:

Yes, I saw your post.
I was just too lazy to reply.

Static boobies are fine as long as they are labelled.
Bouncing boobies are not allowed.

as in labeled left and right?


ohh now i get ya

Spud83

splinter wrote:

as in labeled left and right?


ohh now i get ya

could use name badges if said boobs have been officially named.

Ger_Hankey

alanmurphy83 wrote:

could use name badges if said boobs have been officially named.

Ahh the name badge. The Pervy blokes best friend prior to the invention of the internet.

Spud83

Ger_Hankey wrote:

Ahh the name badge. The Pervy blokes best friend prior to the invention of the internet.

you calling me pervy?

Ger_Hankey

alanmurphy83 wrote:

you calling me pervy?

Only in the nice way:D

2 stroke

Looks like this thread is about to fade into oblivion. Its been fun. Thanks especialy to the girls who were very upfront with their contributions.
I'm going to post a pic of the 2 ladies who grace my wallpaper. Not porn and I consider safe for work.
Mods if you have a problem delete.

Terry

That's just wrong.

randylonghorn

2 stroke wrote:

I'm going to try to post a pic of the 2 ladies who grace my wallpaper.

We'll have to rename you "3 stroke"

2 stroke

First time I saw that pic I was full of brandy. I couldn't figure out if I was seeing double or triple

randylonghorn

2 stroke wrote:

First time I saw that pic I was full of brandy.

Sure it wasn't Triple Sec?

Yer wan in Total Recall was better looking:D

2 stroke

“ Claret is the liquor for boys; port for men; but he who aspires to be a hero must drink brandy. ”
— Samuel Johnson