That's Some Freaky Feet There Missus

Kintarō Hattori

Well this is most certainly the strangest thread I've ever started, but it's something I need the answer too.

Basically my missus is able to manipulate her toes in a mighty strange way. She's able to open out her toes like you can do with your fingers. I can't do much with my toes, except curl them which is what I suspect most people can only do.

Are you able to open your toes out like another set of fingers, or simply curl them as I can? I need an answer to this people! She thinks it's normal and that I'm strange for being able to do relatively little with my tippy toes.

Pictures are attached, but be warned, we don't have the prettiest of feet!

Owen

Jaysus. Those with foot fetishes are going to love this freaky thread *shiver*

aidan_walsh

I can open my toes. And roll my tongue, for what its worth.

Owen

Hrm. No opening of toes here, but I can roll my tongue, and wiggle my ears without touching them. I can also arch one eyebrow. But spreading of toes, yer all big circus freaks!

copacetic

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

those pics are disgusting and both entirely normal as far as I can tell, just an excuse to make me gag tbh!

Kintarō Hattori

copacetic wrote:

those pics are disgusting and both entirely normal as far as I can tell, just an excuse to make me gag tbh!

Damn right - though I did warn you!!!

FX Meister

I can do that with my toes, I thought everyone could.

humbert

I can manage that too. wiggle your ears eh? Now that's odd! Are there even muscles there??

copacetic

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

well maybe some people can't do the second one, judging by responses but it seems normal to me, you people just can't control your own bodies. think it people. be your toes.

Rhyme

Can spread mine, move most of them independantly, pick up small things and press buttons...

biko

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

I can spread them too. Freaky? No!

greenkittie

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

Rhyme wrote:

Can spread mine, move most of them independantly, pick up small things and press buttons...

Same, feet are super useful for when your arms are tired. People should make better use of them!

aidan_walsh

/is surprised we're over 10 posts in and nobody has made a smart ass remark about making the OPs wifes\ma's toes curl

RobertFoster

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

Rhyme wrote:

Can spread mine, move most of them independantly, pick up small things and press buttons...

So can I.

I can also point with my big toe with the rest of them curled up. If I'm ever tied up and happen to have my shoes and socks off when my rescuer arrives, I can save valuable untying time and point in the direction the baddy escaped.

faceman

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

those photos are prawnography! i hate feet!

Black Swan

Yes, I can pick things up with mine too.

MooseJam

wtf, your misses has hairy toes, has she got a sausage too

Snake Plisken

MooseJam wrote:

wtf, your misses has hairy toes, has she got a sausage too

You beat me to it on the hair, also looks like she needs a pedicure, she's not going to be Miss July on the Foot fetish calender sorry bud

copacetic

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

MooseJam wrote:

wtf, your misses has hairy toes, has she got a sausage too

presumably his missesesseses toes are the second pic?!!!!!!!???

Kintarō Hattori

copacetic wrote:

presumably his missesesseses toes are the second pic?!!!!!!!???

On the ball there copacetic. Mine are the hairy ones. And people I did warn you all that they weren't pretty photo's. And might I add that your all big foot freaks!!!! Pointing with your big toes, pushing buttons, spreading toes apart! I thought my complete lack of control was the norm!

2Scoops

Digger the dermatophyte ftw.

MooseJam

copacetic wrote:

presumably his missesesseses toes are the second pic?!!!!!!!???

I'm pretty sure theres a couple of hairs on that one too, check it out eo980

copacetic

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

MooseJam wrote:

I'm pretty sure theres a couple of hairs on that one too, check it out eo980

well there still not great alright, but if my missus had toes like pic one i'd be checking for scars from the adams apple op.:eek:

Kintarō Hattori

copacetic wrote:

well there still not great alright, but if my missus had toes like pic one i'd be checking for scars from the adams apple op.:eek:

heh heh, that made me lol.

MooseJam wrote:

I'm pretty sure theres a couple of hairs on that one too, check it out eo980

Pssssttt - It doesn't bother me. I don't exactly pay close attention to her feet on a daily basis!

Volvoboy

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

I can move the toes side to side not the usuall way some mad clicky way, roll the tounge, put the legs behind the head, do the lotus posion and bennd over so i can touch my leg with my chin while i'm in the lotus position.


-VB-

MooseJam

eo980 wrote:

heh heh, that made me lol.



Pssssttt - It doesn't bother me. I don't exactly pay close attention to her feet on a daily basis!

forshame, some women like a good footmassage

Zaph

I demand a third option for that poll! I can open my toes (I assumed everyone could) but I can't curl them while they're spread.

FX Meister

Hmm, I used my toes to operate the touch pad on my laptop yesterday as I was too lazy to get out of bed and do it.

copacetic

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

FX Meister wrote:

Hmm, I used my toes to operate the touch pad on my laptop yesterday as I was too lazy to get out of bed and do it.

hmmm, sounds more like you had to hit play on your paris hilton vid as your hands were busy!

Piste

I can spread my toesies but not curl them at the same time, though I can curl them when they're not spread.

This thread is weird!

Thrill

I'm afraid I'm not that special and can only curl!

I can curl my toes and spread them as well but not at the same time. I don't think there's anything abnormal about it.