I'm confused. george foreman or frying pan?

Fratton Fred

I think they are a con. I've been using a George Foreman two or three times a week for several months now and I'm still no where near as fat as the big man himself :mad:

AlmightyCushion

McSandwich wrote:

That's something that could only make sense on return home from a long night of drinking

I think he was sober at the time. Another guy I know (we call him butters as in butters from south park) tried frying an egg without a frying pan. Just cracked the egg open on to the hob. Obviously it didn't work very well.

AlmightyCushion

Fratton Fred wrote:

I think they are a con. I've been using a George Foreman two or three times a week for several months now and I'm still no where near as fat as the big man himself :mad:

You're doing it wrong. You cook the food in the George Forman and when it's done you throw the food away and drink whats in the little tray.

Fratton Fred

AlmightyCushion wrote:

You're doing it wrong. You cook the food in the George Forman and when it's done you throw the food away and drink whats in the little tray.

oh bollox, serves me right for reading the damn instructions.:o

AlmightyCushion

Fratton Fred wrote:

oh bollox, serves me right for reading the damn instructions.:o

Instructions are for the wimmen hense the whole eat the food and throw away the fat.

barryfitz

KdjaCL wrote:

Mix eggs with some milk and salt pepper throw in some onions and finely diced tomatas and some ham.

kdjac

Eh....... I hope the woman already had these prepared in the fridge. Otherwise it sounds too much like hard work!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

Wishbone Ash

AlmightyCushion wrote:

tried frying an egg without a frying pan. Just cracked the egg open on to the hob. Obviously it didn't work very well.

Yes, it's messy, especially on a gas hob!

AlmightyCushion

Wishbone Ash wrote:

Yes, it's messy, especially on a gas hob!

Never mind the wimmen will clean it up.

KdjaCL

barryfitz wrote:

Eh....... I hope the woman already had these prepared in the fridge. Otherwise it sounds too much like hard work!!!!!!!!!! :eek:

tut tut you obviously bought a knife fit for such a task i on the other hand bought that knife you could gut a Croc with


/finely diced makes em cook quicker, you could put them on 1st to warm em up.

kdjac

Victor

Lads. Panic.

i was making toasted cheese sandwiches earlier and didn't wait for the fire alarm.

Do you think it was cooked enough?

smashey

Victor wrote:

Lads. Panic.

i was making toasted cheese sandwiches earlier and didn't wait for the fire alarm.

Do you think it was cooked enough?

Fear not Victor. You'll have your answer at about 3.00 am.

Zaph

Did the melting cheese cause second degree burns to the inside of your mouth? If it did you should be fine Brother Victor, but anything less may be a bit dodgy.

Anyway, what were you doing making your own toasties? As has already been established here, cookery is wimmins work.

Victor

No wimmin.

crosstownk

Victor wrote:

No wimmin.

You should have rang the local Chinese Take Away. Dominos even take web orders these days.

Fratton Fred

crosstownk wrote:

You should have rang the local Chinese Take Away. Dominos even take web orders these days.

I'd heard a few rumours about our local chinese take away, but I didn't know Dominos do take away wimmin as well.

AlmightyCushion

Fratton Fred wrote:

I'd heard a few rumours about our local chinese take away, but I didn't know Dominos do take away wimmin as well.

If only it were that easy.

Zaph

Now I'm not in any way advocating that a Brother should cook his own dinner, but if he has no other option this should be the cookbook he uses:

smashey

There isn't any beer in that picture.

Zaph

True, but the dopey grin on the guy's face suggests that there was beer not too long ago.