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40,000 blowjobs

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    #32
    drdre
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,245 ✭✭✭drdre


    wow thats a lot of blowjobs :) and she will have a few stds afterwards :)


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    #33
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Are you trying to challange Tar....?


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    #34
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sure it's only 200, 000 minutes in a year an a half. :P

    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.


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    #35
    AlmightyCushion
    Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,046 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    agamemnon wrote:
    Her policies suck and the whole idea is a bit hard to swallow.





    sorry

    As much as I tried not to laugh, I still did.


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    #36
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Sure it's only 200, 000 minutes in a year an a half. :P

    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.

    which is slighty odd, you would think she would feel more comfortable been in charge of the condoms, though, that's if she was serious, seeing as she isn't, these T&C's don't matter. :p


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    #37
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    The T&C do not state she has to finish though...

    So each BJ may last but a few seconds.


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    #38
    Basq
    Registered Users Posts: 43,774 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Mear wrote:
    So each BJ may last but a few seconds.
    Awwwww... what a gip! *

    That blows! **









    * ... little do they know that a few seconds would do me!
    ** pun intended!


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    #39
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It says five mins yeah? I don't think it really matters what the terms say. :P


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    #40
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Sure ya can always give yourself a good warm up session with Pamela before your one even gets started.


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    #41
    BendiBus
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,075 ✭✭✭BendiBus


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.

    Yeah, but her knees are going to be wrecked! ;)


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    #42
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's ok, I have shinpads for her.


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    #43
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    ...Shinpads?


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    #44
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,082 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    http://www.gravity-slaves.co.uk/scene/software/the_storm_yeti.jpg


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    #45
    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,728 ✭✭✭Naos


    Kinky.


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    #46
    Tusky
    Registered Users Posts: 17,056 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    What are peoples thoughts on this ? A big joke ?


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    #47
    Kinetic^
    Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Aye has to be a joke.


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    #48
    gobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    So tempted! G/f would freak!


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    #49
    latenia
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007


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    #50
    gobby
    Registered Users Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    latenia wrote:
    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007
    How did you find out that its a stunt?

    (Have to admit, it does sound like one!)


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    #51
    skywalker
    Registered Users Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    latenia wrote:
    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007

    Shes a cunning stunt alright.


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    #52
    DemocAnarchis
    Registered Users Posts: 404 ✭✭DemocAnarchis


    Its all over something awful's forums


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    #53
    stovelid
    Closed Accounts Posts: 27,252 ✭✭✭✭stovelid


    Maybe she should get a male running mate to "canvass" in tandem to keep wives happy :D


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    #54
    karlh
    Registered Users Posts: 2,835 ✭✭✭karlh


    i've just forwarded the url to the PD's campaign manager. Harney could take some pointers from this.


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    #55
    WindSock
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,239 ✭✭✭✭WindSock


    Maybe her definition of a blow job is not the same as everyone elses. Looks like a bit of erectioneering to me :p


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    #56
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    I love the map which shows where in the world people are signing up from as it happens ...

    Someone has just signed up from Shannon ... hmmm, now who do we know from Shannon? :D


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    #57
    scojones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,230 ✭✭✭scojones


    randylonghorn wrote:
    I love the map which shows where in the world people are signing up from as it happens ...

    Someone has just signed up from Shannon ... hmmm, now who do we know from Shannon? :D

    Wasn't me!

    >_>

    <_<


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    #58
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    karlh wrote:
    i've just forwarded the url to the PD's campaign manager. Harney could take some pointers from this.
    *shudder*


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    #59
    randylonghorn
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 29,509 Mod ✭✭✭✭randylonghorn


    phantom_lord wrote:
    *shudder*
    Was that meant to express horror, or the, eh, culmination of the allotted 5 minutes? :D
    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.
    Good to see a man who reads the small print before he signs ...


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    #60
    mawk
    Registered Users Posts: 2,738 ✭✭✭mawk


    may be the greatest addition to the political race ever though..

    like from now on you wouldnt get a ****ty mtv spot for being a hot party slut, you get a seat of power from a major country. I ****ing bet america would be dumb enough to vote for paris hilton..


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    #61
    CodeMonkey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,103 ✭✭✭CodeMonkey


    Tusky wrote:
    What are peoples thoughts on this ? A big joke ?
    I presume you have to enter your address if you register. So whoever registers will prob receives a ton of spam scam mails in the post for the next few years.


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