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40,000 blowjobs

  • 16-05-2007 10:43am
    #1
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭


    Heard Ray Darcy talking about her this morning!
    http://www.nee-antwerpen.be/index-eng.htm
    She is a politcal cadidate spokesperson type who apparently will travel the world giving blowjobs to any supporters in any country :D
    Im sure.... but anyway take a look.. she is not bad at all :D


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Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    her parents must be very proud of her


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Politics forum? Probably not! :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,584 ✭✭✭shane86


    I hope the fact I didnt bother registering to vote doesnt disbar me.

    Anyway, Im signing up for the sh1ts and giggles :) Cant right now unfortunately, the at button on this keyboard doesnt work :mad:

    edit- rule from t and a


    "the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact "

    I wasnt planning on kissing that mouth anyway :eek:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,389 ✭✭✭✭Saruman


    r3nu4l wrote:
    Politics forum? Probably not! :D
    Considered it but it might turn into a discussion about one of our own doing a similar stunt... Mary Harney anyone? :D

    Im married but apparently i can get a virtual on second life.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Saruman wrote:
    Considered it but it might turn into a discussion about one of our own doing a similar stunt... Mary Harney anyone? :D

    .
    you sir are a sick man;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Saruman wrote:
    Considered it but it might turn into a discussion about one of our own doing a similar stunt... Mary Harney anyone? :D

    Im married but apparently i can get a virtual on second life.

    Surely the wife wouldn't mind for such a great cause.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 248 ✭✭film_gonzo


    She's got a claw for a foot!!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,367 ✭✭✭Agamemnon


    Her policies suck and the whole idea is a bit hard to swallow.





    sorry


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,575 ✭✭✭✭FlutterinBantam


    I'd take a blow from MH anyday.

    She had a good set of jaws which is a good indicator.


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    I hope the missus doesn't mind, or at least isn't reading this... :s


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Finally someone has stoked an interest in politics within me.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,683 ✭✭✭✭Owen


    county wrote:
    her parents must be very proud of her

    Screw her parents, I'm proud of her!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,067 ✭✭✭youcancallmeal


    * applicants must be 18yrs old or above
    * condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
    * the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
    * any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will
    result in immediate end of service
    * Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons

    This all seems reasonable enough, I've signed up :D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,725 ✭✭✭oleras


    Saruman wrote:
    Mary Harney anyone? :D


    Proven fact fat chicks give the best head*


    *they are always hungry......


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    This is what happens when women are allowed in to politics.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Thanks but no thanks


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Imagine being the last guy to get a blowjob.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I cant see many women getting her vote... Unless!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭FranchisePlayer


    Do you reckon people would be as intrested if it was a man?:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,123 ✭✭✭the whole year inn


    Imagine being the last guy to get a blowjob.

    Yes I can:D


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Do you reckon people would be as intrested if it was a man?:D

    Probably not, and a different demographic. :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Binomate wrote:
    Imagine being the last guy to get a blowjob.

    Nothing a bit of listerine won't fix!!! :p


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    It crashed my browser.....hmmmm


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Kenny 5 wrote:
    Nothing a bit of listerine won't fix!!! :p
    or bonjella


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,208 ✭✭✭✭aidan_walsh


    I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.
    Each?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    40,000 = 80 bj's a day by 500 days as it states on her website...

    The mind boggles.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Mear wrote:
    40,000 = 80 bj's a day by 500 days as it states on her website...

    The mind boggles.

    I reckon her jaw/mouth/lips/face would break half way thru day 1


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    The-Rigger wrote:
    I reckon her jaw/mouth/lips/face would break half way thru day 1

    Let's hope I'm up early on day 1 so :p


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Ah, they are only 5 minute ones. ;)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Ah, they are only 5 minute ones. ;)

    lol, so you think its doable Tar? :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,244 ✭✭✭drdre


    wow thats a lot of blowjobs :) and she will have a few stds afterwards :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    Are you trying to challange Tar....?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Sure it's only 200, 000 minutes in a year an a half. :P

    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 35,125 Mod ✭✭✭✭AlmightyCushion


    agamemnon wrote:
    Her policies suck and the whole idea is a bit hard to swallow.





    sorry

    As much as I tried not to laugh, I still did.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Sure it's only 200, 000 minutes in a year an a half. :P

    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.

    which is slighty odd, you would think she would feel more comfortable been in charge of the condoms, though, that's if she was serious, seeing as she isn't, these T&C's don't matter. :p


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    The T&C do not state she has to finish though...

    So each BJ may last but a few seconds.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,200 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Mear wrote:
    So each BJ may last but a few seconds.
    Awwwww... what a gip! *

    That blows! **









    * ... little do they know that a few seconds would do me!
    ** pun intended!


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It says five mins yeah? I don't think it really matters what the terms say. :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Sure ya can always give yourself a good warm up session with Pamela before your one even gets started.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,074 ✭✭✭BendiBus


    As for sti's, the T&C's state you have to provide a condom.

    Yeah, but her knees are going to be wrecked! ;)


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  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    It's ok, I have shinpads for her.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    ...Shinpads?


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,110 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    Kinky.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,080 ✭✭✭✭Tusky


    What are peoples thoughts on this ? A big joke ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,249 ✭✭✭✭Kinetic^


    Aye has to be a joke.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    So tempted! G/f would freak!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,997 ✭✭✭latenia


    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,253 ✭✭✭gobby


    latenia wrote:
    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007
    How did you find out that its a stunt?

    (Have to admit, it does sound like one!)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,707 ✭✭✭skywalker


    latenia wrote:
    Yeah it's just a stunt :( There goes my best chance of some action in 2007

    Shes a cunning stunt alright.


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