The Funny Side of Religion

PopePalpatine

dafuq?

Bannasidhe

PopePalpatine wrote: »

dafuq?

I second that dafuq.

Dfmnoc

ya wats with the empty chair

Worztron

legspin

Bannasidhe wrote: »

WOW... that is one stupid pair of mammary glands. :eek:

Sorry, I don't understand the concept.

Worztron

Bannasidhe

legspin wrote: »

Sorry, I don't understand the concept.

Get a pair of those novelty boobs, fill each 'breast' with sugar, strap them on well - for true authenticity superglue 'breasts'to your chest.

Now - attempt to jog, hit a sliotar in the air or jump on a trampoline - at some point you will say 'stupid bloody tits.'

robindch

rtth -- is that you?

I'm third'ing that dafuq, but have to point out that the image is 'shopped. The out-of-focus hobbit-size suit on the table is the same suit as the one on the right, but mirrored and rotated (badly). The helmet on the black suit is the same as the helmet on the right, so I'm assuming the black suit is copied from some another photo.

Still, it's worth a few captions anyway

Worztron

Knex*

Nicely spotted robindch.

Bannasidhe

Worztron wrote: »

Male Catholic clerics don't do Irony - thats wimmez work, along with cleanery, cookery, hoovery, and dustery.

Worztron

seamus

robindch wrote: »

The helmet on the black suit is the same as the helmet on the right, so I'm assuming the black suit is copied from some another photo.

Well spotted. If you look at the black suit's outline, and the location of ridges, lines, etc, you can see the black suit is actually the white suit just duplicated and coloured black.

Maybe it was attached to some story about a religious person who was planning on going into space?

sbsquarepants

Bannasidhe wrote: »

WOW... that is one stupid pair of mammary glands. :eek:

I can't comment on their intelligence, but i do think they have a certain charm to them:D

Turtwig

Maybe it's related to the planned privatised manned mission to the Mars in 2018?

Brian Shanahan

Dades wrote: »

"Every time a man touches your nipples Jesus sets fire to a schoolbus".

Serious LOL

"Every time someone has homosexual intercourse, God punishes us by letting Nickelback release another album."

Priceless.

OT, why does boards.ie have two identical "stick out tongue" smileys?

Bannasidhe

Brian Shanahan wrote: »

OT, why does boards.ie have two identical "stick out tongue" smileys?

Only one is an actual tongue sticking out.
The other is really an indication that one is engaging in some Mod arse licking.

robindch

Bannasidhe wrote: »

The other is really an indication that one is engaging in some Mod arse licking.

Bannasidhe

robindch wrote: »

:P

Worztron

Obliq

Bannasidhe wrote: »

Only one is an actual tongue sticking out.
The other is really an indication that one is engaging in some Mod arse licking.

Damn :P Which one? This one with the capital P :P? Or this one without ? Aaarrrghhh

recedite

Liamario wrote: »

"Yes, I thought you'd like these ones. I sell a lot of these particular dolls to members of the clerical community. This one is called Space-cowboy and that one is Space-priest. Check out the de-luxe massage mechanism of that one on the table"

Worztron

joseph brand

God Airs History of Workplace Tension With Pope Benedict XVI. video

Worztron

Bannasidhe

TheChizler

In fact there's a greater proportion of horse DNA in them than Christ content! Shocking quality assurance.

Turtwig

TheChizler wrote: »

In fact there's a greater proportion of horse DNA in them than Christ content! Shocking quality assurance.

Jesus is God.
God is also made of Everything.
A Horse is part of Everything.
Communion is part Horse.
Ergo Transubstantiation has been empirically measured!

Bannasidhe

Jernal wrote: »

Jesus is God.
God is also made of Everything.
A Horse is part of Everything.
Communion is part Horse.
Ergo Transubstantiation has been empirically measured!

Thus spake Jernal the Jesuit.


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PopePalpatine

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