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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #5252
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5253
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,232 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    CramCycle wrote: »
    When a thesis starts with "Hello, my name is...." It is not a thesis, that is all.

    Very funny though.

    Haven't read it all, just skipped to the last page for his conclusion, which included such gems as "There are some evidences that the earth is young" and "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"


    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"....


    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"........


    What?


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    #5254
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5255
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Penn wrote: »
    Haven't read it all, just skipped to the last page for his conclusion, which included such gems as "There are some evidences that the earth is young" and "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"


    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"....


    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"........


    What?

    If every woman has two babies....


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    #5256
    Penn
    Registered Users Posts: 33,232 ✭✭✭✭Penn


    Galvasean wrote: »
    If every woman has two babies....

    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"


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    #5257
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Penn wrote: »
    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"

    :D

    And rapidly reduces before the sun sets I'm guessing? :eek::pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5258
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    Galvasean wrote: »
    If every woman has two babies....

    Four you mean.


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    #5259
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    Genghiz Cohen wrote: »
    Four you mean.

    Wouldn't it be potentially higher depending on the interval they are talking about?

    If it was every year then the mother would have to have twins one year, followed by quads the next and so on.

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5260
    Standman
    Registered Users Posts: 1,681 ✭✭✭Standman


    Penn wrote: »
    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"

    I'm sure he's referencing the well known fact that a group of humans placed near some stale bread will begin to multiply exponentially.


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    #5261
    Galvasean
    Registered Users Posts: 30,746 ✭✭✭✭Galvasean


    Penn wrote: »
    "The population of the earth today doubles regularly"

    Well what if they had the babies today! :pac:

    *Pacman smiley added because it appears that some posters are taking my last post seriously


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    #5262
    joseph brand
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    #5263
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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    Jehovah knows his sh1t!

    by Dmitri Mendeleev, Russian Bigamist.
    :D


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    #5264
    robindch
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    2 Samuel 7:28: "Thou art that God, and thy words be true."

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    #5265
    eoin5
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    Jernal wrote: »
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    What does god have to say on feminism?

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    #5266
    oldrnwisr
    Registered Users Posts: 1,594 ✭✭✭oldrnwisr


    eoin5 wrote: »
    What does god have to say on feminism?

    1 Timothy 2:12


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    #5267
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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    I have the music in my head. :D


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    #5268
    eoin5
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    oldrnwisr wrote: »
    1 Timothy 2:12

    Verily I did gurrr :mad:


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    #5269
    fitz0
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,753 ✭✭✭fitz0


    joseph brand wrote: »

    I have the music in my head. :D
    I was humming it for a good 10 seconds before I saw the text.

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    #5270
    Kivaro
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    Feck off, I'm grand.

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    #5271
    legspin
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    joseph brand wrote: »
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    I have the music in my head. :D



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    #5272
    Improbable
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    #5273
    Cossax
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    BlitzKrieg wrote: »
    that has to be shopped!

    I know I'm jumping back a few pages but...

    Course it is, would Fox miss a chance to put the boot into a Muslim?



    Possibly an oldie.

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    #5274
    MagicMarker
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    Satan looks a lot like David Bowie.


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    #5275
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    #5276
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,399 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Blaphemer Jeremy Clarkson is the latest persecutor of christians, so saith the Telegraph:

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/religion/9149386/Jeremy-Clarksons-blasphemy-is-just-everyday-language-says-BBC.html
    Telegraph wrote:
    The Reverend Graeme Anderson said Mr Clarkson had "trivialised and cheapened" Christianity with outbursts of "God Almighty" and "Jesus wept" on his show. Mr Anderson, 52, wrote to the broadcaster to complain but was told by the BBC that some offensive words and phrases had become everyday language and there was "no consensus about words that are acceptable".

    The vicar of St Mary's church in Radcliffe-on-Trent in Nottinghamshire said he would avoid the motor show in future, accusing the BBC of double standards where religion was concerned. "I think Jeremy Clarkson is one of the most articulate people I have ever heard, and I loved watching his show. I thought Top Gear was great before this," he said. "But on this occasion, I found his comments very, very offensive and I think many Christians would also. "They belittled, trivialised and cheapened Jesus Christ and Christianity. I was really quite surprised as he is a BBC presenter and it is blasphemous."

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    #5277
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    referring to God as God Almighty as had "trivialised and cheapened" Christianity?? :confused:

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    #5278
    kylith
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    Clarkson should count himself lucky, if he were here he'd be done fir blasphemy.

    Christ on a bike!


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    #5279
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


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    #5280
    robindch
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    If this isn't 'shopped, then I'd like to hear even one catholic put their hand on their heart and say that Ratzinger's clothes sense is simply fabulous, m'dear.

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    #5281
    Delirium
    Moderators Posts: 51,713 ✭✭✭✭Delirium


    He's a regular Worzel Gummidge :pac:

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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