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The Funny Side of Religion

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    #5042
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    The


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    #5043
    Sonics2k
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    Bacon!


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    #5044
    MagicMarker
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Fries


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    #5045
    Undergod
    Registered Users Posts: 2,858 ✭✭✭Undergod


    dmw07 wrote: »
    Which one? :pac:

    Both, I presume! It's all the same...


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    #5046
    joseph brand
    Registered Users Posts: 4,537 ✭✭✭joseph brand


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    Gbear
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    #5048
    recedite
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    robindch wrote: »
    http://www.loweringthebar.net/2012/02/defense-lawyer-objects-to-genie-expert.html
    The prosecuting lawyer should have summoned his own genie.... (and said out of the corner of his mouth in a deep genie voice;))"that other genie is a damned liar, and I personally happen to know that he was safely asleep in his bottle on the day in question"


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    #5049
    muppeteer
    Registered Users Posts: 445 ✭✭muppeteer


    http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/
    STRONG BIBLICAL EVIDENCE POINTS TO JESUS' COMING DURING THE FEAST OF PURIM, MARCH 7, 8, 9!

    Harold Camping is at it again!!!
    Probably should just ignore the loon, but this is just too funny. The guy just doesn't give up.


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    #5050
    Genghiz Cohen
    Registered Users Posts: 7,182 ✭✭✭Genghiz Cohen


    muppeteer wrote: »
    http://www.ebiblefellowship.com/


    Harold Camping is at it again!!!
    Probably should just ignore the loon, but this is just too funny. The guy just doesn't give up.

    The Bible guarantees it!*

    *For super duper realsies this time.


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    #5051
    Galvasean
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    Keep predicting the world will end until eventually one day it happens... Aha! I told you so!


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    #5052
    mehfesto
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    Spotted on Twitter. What a friend's friend does every time he enters a hotel.

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    #5053
    Galvasean
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    Surely this can't be real?

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    #5054
    Links234
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Surely this can't be real?

    It's not, it's from a Louis CK sketch:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQKASww9Ni4


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    #5055
    robindch
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 24,406 Mod ✭✭✭✭robindch


    Galvasean wrote: »
    Surely this can't be real?
    Nope. Her name was Farber apparently.


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    #5056
    Sarky
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    Farb should be a verb for deviant acts, regardless.


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    #5057
    Standman
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GH4Tk8G02xA


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    #5058
    dead one
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    Galvasean wrote: »
    Yeah, well we do! :pac:
    Hi Galvasean.
    Let me contribute something for progress of this thread.
    Newton said
    "
    For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
    For Fun the opposite reaction is, unfun, unhappy, woeful... Right, It's philosophy of life, which newton had explained. Suffering and Pain awaits For You in this life. Remember the dead one when you'll suffer.


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    #5059
    Sarky
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    Laws of motion don't really apply to non-physical bullsh*t.

    Besides, your already dodgy claim breaks down once our mockery approaches the speed of light. Boosh! Science wins again!


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    #5060
    Delirium
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    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5061
    Undergod
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    dead one wrote: »
    Right, It's philosophy of life, which newton had explained.

    [citation needed]


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    #5062
    dead one
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    Sarky wrote: »
    Laws of motion don't really apply to non-physical bullsh*t.
    Besides, your already dodgy claim breaks down once our mockery approaches the speed of light. Boosh! Science wins again!
    Hi Sarky
    It's interpretation of Newton's third of laws motion. Badness wins in short term but Goodness takes a long term to Win.... Goodness takes centuries to wins not wasted hours
    [citation needed]
    Under the Banner of Materialistic evolution


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    #5063
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    dead one wrote: »
    Right, It's philosophy of life, which newton had explained.
    No, it's a fundamental law of newtonian motion.

    You may as well claim that because gravity always pulls us down, then everyone is going to hell regardless of their beliefs.


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    #5064
    dead one
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 1,320 ✭✭✭dead one


    seamus wrote: »
    No, it's a fundamental law of newtonian motion.

    You may as well claim that because gravity always pulls us down, then everyone is going to hell regardless of their beliefs.
    See, Seamus, We want to live by each other's misery. It seems we are defying the laws of motion. I mean what is fun to make other people suffer. Is it funny side of religion.


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    #5065
    seamus
    Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    dead one wrote: »
    Is it funny side of religion.
    It sure is. I've always wondered why religions are so strong on "love your fellow man" and "do unto others" and claiming to be altruistic and for the good of mankind, but then virtually all of their time is spent trying to make people feel bad about themselves and tell them how evil they are.


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    #5066
    Delirium
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    why do you kill the laughter, dead one? :(

    If you can read this, you're too close!



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    #5067
    dead one
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    seamus wrote: »
    It sure is. I've always wondered why religions are so strong on "love your fellow man" and "do unto others" and claiming to be altruistic and for the good of mankind, but then virtually all of their time is spent trying to make people feel bad about themselves and tell them how evil they are.
    Seamus. Is it Good to response evil with evil. I mean if you make me feel bad why would i understand you?
    koth wrote: »
    why do you kill the laughter, dead one? :(
    i don't want to, There is no fun by suffering other. You can continue if you wish.


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    #5068
    Undergod
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    dead one wrote: »
    Under the Banner of Materialistic evolution

    Newton outlined his philosophy on life "Under the Banner of Materialistic evolution"?

    Um.


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    #5069
    dmw07
    Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭dmw07


    dead one wrote: »
    Seamus. Is it Good to response evil with evil. I mean if you make me feel bad why would i understand you?

    i don't want to, There is no fun by suffering other. You can continue if you wish.

    It's a pity you didn't stay alive long enough to finish that English course. Reading your posts is so hard.

    Can you not do a matrix style boot of Advanced English or something.

    Neo could.


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    #5070
    joseph brand
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    dmw07 wrote: »
    It's a pity you didn't stay alive long enough to finish that English course. Reading your posts is so hard.

    Can you not do a matrix style boot of Advanced English or something.

    Neo could.

    Add him to your ignore list. He's incoherent anyway.


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    #5071
    dmw07
    Registered Users Posts: 238 ✭✭dmw07


    joseph brand wrote: »
    Add him to your ignore list. He's incoherent anyway.

    Ah, that's magical.

    The thread is readable again.

    Thumbs up Jo.


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