My New Assistant

Ruu_Old

Sounds like Milton.

FlutterinBantam

eo980 wrote:

I just had to hand him some toilet paper as he's been sniffling for most of the morning. If you've got the sniffles, blow your nose, it's simple! But he couldn't be bothered and just kept sniffling and sniffling and sniffling. I'm less than 4 feet away!!!! It's annoying.

You know the slurping sound people make when there is too much saliva in their mouth???? ............ All the time here.
Plus he smacks his lips together alot, and it's really loud.

I know it's small of me, but all these things in unison make it more than one man can bare!

Jaysus...get a gun and shoot the fcuker!!!!

c - 13

Milton Waddams wrote:

... And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...

_Kaiser_

Judging by this thread I must be blessed!

I've been pushing for another person to be taken on due to the increasing workload, and was told last week that not only are we doing so, but I'll be on the interview panel, have written up the ad, and they'll be reporting to me allowing me to take on a more "supervisory" role and concentrate on "the bigger picture" - oh and there's gonna be "a few extra quid" in it for me as well

I love my job!!

Dave!

If he's incompetent then get onto your bosses about a new assistant; if he's just annoying, then you're up sh*t's creek. Ask about moving him to somewhere else so you don't have to see him constantly.

I started work recently with the most annoying, idiotic person in the world. I don't know how she got a job in the company. The work is only data entry, but this person is borderline retarded. Borderline nothing, she is retarded -- surely! There always seems to be someone you start with (if it's a group) who is anti-social and slow and holds back the whole team with their constant questions and mistakes. If there's none in your job...............




























...........it's YOU! :eek:

Kintarō Hattori

Kaiser2000 wrote:

Judging by this thread I must be blessed!

I've been pushing for another person to be taken on due to the increasing workload, and was told last week that not only are we doing so, but I'll be on the interview panel, have written up the ad, and they'll be reporting to me allowing me to take on a more "supervisory" role and concentrate on "the bigger picture" - oh and there's gonna be "a few extra quid" in it for me as well

I love my job!!

Hmnnn lucky git. I got an assistant but no say in who it was going to be and I haven't gotten any extra bucks. I've been pushing for a raise since October when the MD said, 'Hmnnn, with your new responsibilites I suppose you're due a raise'. Several months later, still nothing, despite repeated mentionings! Gits.