Knowing Me, Knowing You - A-ha!

Slow Motion

Mahatma coat wrote:

hi all

I'm 28,
Gut : a fckiun mystery to me, I eat KFC Maccers and all that greasyspoon stuff, Drink about a carton of booze a night smoke enough weed that I dont have the energetic incination to scratch myself and I'm still a 32 at a push, I expect this metabolisim of mine to surrender at some time soon.


Podge

No worries mate, the morning after your 30th birthday all that good stuff will kick in and suddenly appear about your midsection, leastways that's what happened to me

Revelation Joe

Slow Motion wrote:

No worries mate, the morning after your 30th birthday all that good stuff will kick in and suddenly appear about your midsection, leastways that's what happened to me

In the words of Arnold J. Rimmer, of the Jupiter Mining Corporation vessel RED DWARF:

When you're young, you can eat what you like, drink what you like, climb into your 26" waist trousers and zip them closed.
Then you reach that age, 24-25, your muscles give up, they wave a little white flag, and without any warning at all, you're suddenly a fat bastard!

Mahatma coat

Cool I like contemplating my navel, cant wait til theres more to ponder

shakaman

Shak here, 26 yrs of age and with herself for a year.

Hair: Full head of thin dark hair, pops has still got a similar mane so the future is promising

Gut: 36" with a little bit of luvvin on top for the ladies. (6"5 GAA player)

Pleasures:
Lamb Shehejani from Popadom in Newlands Cross
Pints in Neds
Lazy s'x......lyin back and lettin her do the work

Greetings to you all and hope you manage to indulge in some of your said pleasures over the weekend

Scrotum

Scrotum here 37 years on this world.

Hair: Still have a full head.

Gut: 44" and great man boobs.

Weight: 20 st.

Pleasures: Guinness in the pub, cider at home.
pizza, dinner box's, chips with mayo, chips with chips,
crisp sambos with lots off butter.

Sangre

I'm 21 with a washboard stomach and head full of long, luxurious hippy hair.

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Sangre wrote:

I'm 21 with a washboard stomach and head full of long, luxurious hippy hair.

Go on. Go.

Kintarō Hattori

I'll be the BIG 30 in October. I'll have been with my lady for 3 years this December. Thankfully no sign of kids or marraige yet though there has been talk!

Hair
I have a balding patch at the back and it's recceding at the front, though not too drastically, and as mentioned in another thread, I now have at least one grey hair!

The Gut
This is either a 34" or 36" waist depending on the clothes. Thankfully it's not so massive looking (really) and the right clothes flatter it a little.
It's all from food I'm afraid as I love to eat and I don't exercise too much unfortunately.

Pleasure's
Well I love food and I like cooking so the list could go on and on. Food Food Food. Not a big drinker so don't have a favourite tipple to add.

roar_ie

Well I am 24 currently. That should change within the year no doubt
I am also currently single.

Now for the important facts.

Hair
This is currently fine and not really recceding. Slightly at the front but nothing to celebrate at the moment

The Gut
This is currently at 40". However under Doctor's instructions I have been told to get my weight down. I will settle for a 36"-38" waist. Why have a six pack when you can have the whole keg? That's my philosophy.

Pleasures
Food, pretty much anything goes. For drink, I have only ever enjoyed Vodka and coke and as a result have drunk many people under various tables as a result.

dr.bollocko

roar_ie wrote:

However under Doctor's instructions I have been told to get my weight down.

Well this doctor says have another beer and toss me over one of them microwave hotdogs, and some goddamn chicken fingers. You need to put on some weight man.

runswithascript

Blowfish wrote:

Gut: 28"

No brother that is the size of the woman you lust after, what is your man size?

Maccattack

Not sure if this is the right place for this Brothers, but I just found a few old photos.

Heres an early one of myself

Jesus Wept

Maccattack wrote:

Not sure if this is the right place for this Brothers, but I just found a few old photos.

Heres an early one of myself

you look well on in that one!

Maccattack

The-Rigger wrote:

you look well on in that one!

Not only that. See the bird in pink?

I just pulled her.