Knowing Me, Knowing You - A-ha!

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J.S. Pill wrote:

Salut,

25 next month

Hair

In college I had a beautiful crown of long flowing hair then God, with his peverse and ironic sense of humour, decided to afflict me with the terrible burden or receding hair. Oh I used to be pretty once. God, you're vindictive c**t.

Belly

6 pack - started working out when my hair started falling out to compensate for my new-found ugliness!

pleasures

I still drinks beer of course but mostly on the weekends and I'm a friend of the gang-y

I don't think you belong here.

Tom Dunne

seansouth wrote:

I don't think you belong here.

I think so, brother.

We will have to consult with Grand Knight Robbo.

mikedragon32

Me: 35, Married, no kids, two cats (easier to maintain than children and can fend for themselves).

Hair: It's been receding for about 10 years, slowly, but now the top is getting thin. I shave it regularly to disguise the fact.

Belly: 38 waist, but reducing lately, but given I'm a big bugger anyway, I doubt I'll ever look slim. Who wants to be slim anyway?

Pleasures: Beer, preferably German, but so long as it's amber and fizzy... Friday night chinese, Deep Pan Pizzas (why did they close Chicago Pizza Pie? Damn them to hell!)

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J.S. Pill

seansouth wrote:

I don't think you belong here.

Look, I clearly need emotional support from my fellow men. As I said, I only started working out coz I needed to compensate for my receding hair so If my hair wasn't receding I'd have a beer gut - its one or the other.

I've been treathened with banning from other forums for sexist comments so I see this as the only safe haven from those strap-on wearing P.C. lesbians, a place where men can be men and live in filth/peace.

Won't you let me live!?

Zaph

Me - I'm 39, single and with no zaphlings.

Hair:
Forgive me Brothers, but I am afflicted with a full and healthy head of hair the refuses to recede.

Gut:
Waist size: 38" - there are far too many here with paltry 34" waists, which doesn't qualify as a beer gut in my book. I believe my ample girth helps remove some of the stigma associated with my hirsuteness.

Pleasures:
Beer, chips, idleness

mikedragon32

J.S. Pill wrote:

Look, I clearly need emotional support from my fellow men. As I said, I only started working out coz I needed to compensate for my receding hair so If my hair wasn't receding I'd have a beer gut - its one or the other.

I've been treathened with banning from other forums for sexist comments so I see this as the only safe haven from those strap-on wearing P.C. lesbians, a place where men can be men and live in filth/peace.

Won't you let me live!?

If you can see your way to working out with a pair of breakfast rolls and a mug of tea instead of on your treadmill with a litre of Evian they may be some hope for you.

Otherwise, you'd better bend over for those strap-on wielding wenches!

Tom Dunne

J.S. Pill wrote:

strap-on wearing P.C. lesbians, a place where men can be men and live in filth/peace.

Won't you let me live!?

Because you mentioned something that is very dear to my heart, I am willing to let you live.

Welcome, brother J.

(brother JS Pill just doesn't sound right )

Hagar

Hagar - 50, married 26 years to the long suffering Mrs.
Two progeny both male, 21 and 13. Both up and coming wasters I'm proud to say.

Hair:
Grey cut short 12mm blade all over. A bit thin on top. The only part on me that is.

Gut:
Waist size: 38" - in metric that's a lot of litres.

Ambition:
To have a telly bigger than my belly.

Pleasures:
Wine, pastis, chips with bread and butter, chips without bread and butter, wine, Bacardi, did I mention wine? When I get back to Dublin next month I'm going to stuff myself with onion rings and batter burgers and Brennan's Bread, the heels, both ends.

skibum

40, living in sin with my better half for the last 11 years, two little darlings, one of each, 9 & 4, got the plumbing sorted out so there will be no more little surprises for me!


Hair:
Bald, unfortunate trait of my clan, except for my brother, still has a full head of hair, b@stard
I get a 0 blade every couple of weeks.

Gut:
Waist size: 32" with a small bit of overhang

Weight:
approx 72kg

Pleasures:
Crisps, nuts, bombay mix, chinese food, steaks covered in pepper sauce with onions, crisps, fresh fruit salad , spicey food. Did I mention crisps?

Every time I go away I try to bring back as many packets of local types of crisps and crisp type snacks. Just came back from a weekend in paris with 42 bags of assorted munchies in my suitcase!:o

The Hill Billy

The Scientist wrote:

couldnt find a better head shot though.

Word on the street is that a couple of the guys over in the Shooting forum have been contracted to work on your "head shot" problem.

You'll be safe here though. Brothers need to stick together. But stay away from Book Repositories & keep an eye out for Grassy Knolls nonetheless.

Blowfish

Greetings,

I'm 21 and single.


Hair: I've been cursed with a full head of it.

Gut: 28"

As you can see I am but a novice in these parts. I eat more than most people I know (current favourite is 16" pizza, garlic bread and ice-cream - nyom) however I have failed to increase my girth.

My next endeavor is to increase my sedentiary lifestyle to aid me in that task. Maybe I should invest in a commode.

J.S. Pill

tom dunne wrote:

Because you mentioned something that is very dear to my heart, I am willing to let you live.

Welcome, brother J.

(brother JS Pill just doesn't sound right )

Brother J! I'm so touched (Sniff* wiping tear from eye)

I love you guys!

Blowfish

J.S. Pill wrote:

Brother J! I'm so touched (Sniff* wiping tear from eye)

I love you guys!

It must be noted though that you should be aspiring to a keg rather than a six pack.

petes

J.S. Pill wrote:

Brother J! I'm so touched (Sniff* wiping tear from eye)

I love you guys!

Hey! No soppy stuff in here.

Fozzie Bear

Hello everyone. My name is Fozzie Bear and i'm a fat hairy bastard.

Age; 29 (the big 30 in August):eek:

Children; None that i know of.

Hair: Full head of thick black hair (alas) that covers from the top of my head to the tip of my toes (front and back!!!!). But it's rapidly turning grey....... Grey pubes and hair up my nose. Whats that all about??

Gut; Waist 36 with an ample over hang. B cup man breasts...... although doctor has told me to loose weight as i'm turning my liver into pâté. Mmmmmm pâté (see below)

Weight; 19 stone! (6'1" rugby player)

Pleasures; Fish & chips with side order of curry from McDonaghs on Quay street in Galway, Chinese food, chocolate, copious amounts of Budweiser at weekends, steaks (well done) with pepper sauce, Ranchero + snax crisps, Shepard’s pie, pâté, home made chips, chip sandwiches, My mothers home made brown and white bread with lashings of My Grandmothers home made rhubarb jam. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm

All of above will be consumed tomorrow btw while watching the rugby....

tbh

Hello. I'm tbh, and I'm nearly 33. I'm 5' 9", 13 stone and have a full head of hair, although it seems to be connecting itself to the rest of my body. I delight in picking my nose, picking my ears with my keys, scratching my arse and farting in bed followed by a subtle duvet waft. I've been going out with a girl for four years, I think she must have no sense of smell.

I did have a beer belly, but was devastated to find that it was merely the result of too much insulin being injected in there - I'm a diabetic. Since I've stopped injecting my beautiful creation has been reduced to nothing.

Green_Martian

Hello Brothers. My name is Green_Martian and i'm a fat lazy ****.

Age; 25

Children; None.

Hair: Starting to see some receeding going on, with also a few grey hairs already.........:eek:

Gut; Waist 34 or 36.......:p I also have some man boobs

Weight; 14 or 15 stone, afraid to go near scales

Pleasures; Apache Pizza, McDonalds, BK all the usual junk and best of all a nice greasy Brekkie Roll.........
Plenty of Beer as well while watching or going to the footie

Please accept me to this Botherhood

trout

mmm ... Pizzas, Beer, Breakfast Rolls, moobs, avoids scales .... *thinks* *thinks* *prrps*

let us welcome Brother Green Martian ... truly not being of this earth is no barrier to Brotherhood

Tom Dunne

Green_Martian wrote:

Gut; Waist 34 or 36.......:p I also have some man boobs

Brother Green, welcome to the brotherhood.

LeoSeine

Leo here,

just heading for 26,

long hair but that damned inherited receding hairline is doing me damage!!

beer belly has been a work in progress for quite a while! God bless Guinness, heineken and Wernesgruner!! Pils Legende

I think i may just have found my second home..if you'll have me!!!

smashey

Originally posted by Blowfish
Gut: 28"

That isn't a gut, more of a thigh.

Back on topic.

Age 39, married no wanes.

Full head of hair although it is a nice shade of silver and kept short.

Waist 42" (6' 6" ex-rugby player)

Pleasures - Indian food and the odd heineken.

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smashey wrote:

Waist 42" (6' 6" ex-rugby player)

Nice.

Welcome to the fold Brother Smashey.

smashey

I never lost a boat race.

Chopperdog

Hill Billy wrote:

Word on the street is that a couple of the guys over in the Shooting forum have been contracted to work on your "head shot" problem.

You called?, Hill Billy.

Time for me to say hello to my brethren,

I am 34, Thats 238 in dog years.

Present register on gut is an increasing 36 (ouch)

I am in the last few months of singledom as Mrs. Chopperdog and I are going to set up kennel together for life this summer.

No pups yet.

Hair started to creep back a few years iago nto what was shaping up to be a wicked widows peak, yet thankfully it seems to be in remission.

Things that I like too much that make my gut what it is;

Lovely Guinness at the shooting club.
Combination starter A from the golden wok
Roast duck, the more grease the better.
Being too good a cook, with no guilty conscience.

By the way, what are calories?


I'm feeling right at home in this forum

Green_Martian

trout wrote:

mmm ... Pizzas, Beer, Breakfast Rolls, moobs, avoids scales .... *thinks* *thinks* *prrps*

let us welcome Brother Green Martian ... truly not being of this earth is no barrier to Brotherhood

Thank you Brother trout...........:D

tom dunne wrote:

Brother Green, welcome to the brotherhood.

And thank you Brother tom.............:D

I shall embrace this as one of my proudest achivements

Hellrazer

I'm 32, married to Mrs Hell with 2 girls and 1 boys.Oldest is 9,next the young lad of 5 and my newest addition of 18 weeks.

Hair:
Ginger--Starting to recede around the hairline in the last year or so.

Gut:
Waist size: 34"
Not much of an over hang but definately more noticeable since I started a new job a few months back and sit at a desk all day so Im expecting an increase in size.

Foods: Anything really.My motto--If it was an animal and it moved I`ll eat it.None of that plant stuff for me.
Particulary fond of Steaks,Brekkie rolls,BBQ anything.

Revelation Joe

Revelation Joe here, 37, married, no rugrats, one cat.

Hair
Thick and wiry, starting to go grey as is the hair up my nose

Gut
Waist 34"
Circumference of belly about 38" I think

Don't drink alcohol anymore 'cos of tablets but used to enjoy Highland Park single malt and lots and lots of real ale, especially Vaux 'Double Maxim', Fullers 'London Pride' and Wadsworth's 6X.
Give me meat to eat and plenty of it with plenty of chips on the side!

Stirling

Hello Brothers. My name is Stirling and I aspire to being even lazier than I am now!

Age: 22

Children: None, frees up a lot of free time!

Hair: An unfortunate genetic code means that I am cursed with a full head of hair which is likely to stay with me permanently :mad:

Gut: 36 Under, 38 at the Summit

Weight: 14 Stone

Pleasures: Lennoxes and Murphys when I'm in Cork, Burdocks and Guinness when I'm in Dublin. Dominos, Pizza in General, Subway's Steak and Cheese, Steak in general, Home Made Chips, Chocolate in any form with Milk, Doritos Extreme Chilli and Pringles Sour Cream and Onion.

Please accept me to this honourable Brotherhood

Mahatma coat

hi all

I'm 28, live in Australia, am single (by choice)

Hair : Currently about 2 feet long but this is my deathroll on that

Gut : a fckiun mystery to me, I eat KFC Maccers and all that greasyspoon stuff, Drink about a carton of booze a night smoke enough weed that I dont have the energetic incination to scratch myself and I'm still a 32 at a push, I expect this metabolisim of mine to surrender at some time soon.

as for the Malaise, well I hope that that can qualify me for entry into your wonderful group, ortherwise, well I couldnt be arsed coming up with an otherwise, does that qualify???


Podge

The Hill Billy

Chopperdog wrote:

You called?, Hill Billy.
Lovely Guinness at the shooting club.

Welcome Brother!
Stick me on a slow pint - I hope to come up on Thursday.