Married Women Turn Desperate Wives

embraer170

Forwarded...

http://www.nypost.com/seven/01032007/news/nationalnews/desperate_wives_nationalnews_leela_de_kretser.htm

from 3000 married women

*over 50% were not sure they would marry their husband again
*more than 1/3 says they definitely not pick the same spouse

*over 75% fantasize about a man other than their husband
*39% of those admitted constant flirting

*75% of women admits keeping secrets from husbands
*nearly 50% said they suspect their husbands cheats on them or caught them in the act

*84% said they would "absolutely" want to know if their spouse was being unfaithful

*Nearly 33% said they stick to the far side of the marital bed
*Another 33% said they don't have time for sex with husbands

*10% of married women said done sexy lingerie in bed
*More than 50% prefer ratty T-shirt or comfortable pajamas
*33% sleep naked

*51% says biggest rows between married couples are caused by petty disputes

Dudess

Yeah, I'm pretty sceptical about marriage and monogamy, but I suppose if you meet "the one", then you just gotta follow your heart rather than your head. There's an element of risk attached, because "the one" may be far from "the one" in 10 years' time.

cournioni

Milfhunter is in business!

Terry

NY post wrote:

*10% of married women said done sexy lingerie in bed

riveting journalism.

welcome to the human race and all of its fickle ways.

biko

I recall from my social psychology studies that divorced women not often remarry whereas men often do.
Also the wife is usually the husband's best friend, but the wife has another best friend.

vermont

Milfhunter is in business!

Heh heh..... you mean he wasn't already?!

Scigaithris

embraer170 wrote:

*over 50% were not sure they would marry their husband again

Not only that, read somewhere that divorce rates in the US were around 50%.

embraer170

I wonder what results you'd get from the same study in Ireland...

jimmycrackcorm

Who cares about that - here is the male version...

*100% were definite they would not marry their wife again
*3/3 say they definitely not pick the same spouse

*over 100% fantasize about other women
*100% of those admitted constant looking at breasts

*75% of men tell their wives nothing.
*nearly 0% said they suspect their wives cheat on them or caught them in the act as nobody else would put up with them.

*84% said they would "absolutely" be delighted if their spouse was being unfaithful and left them alone to watch sports.

*Nearly 33% said they stick to the near side of the marital bed
*Another 66% said they don't have time for sex with other mens wives

*10% of married men wear sexy lingerie in bed
*More than 50% prefer smell boxers or tight briefs
*90% sleep naked, the other 10% were gay and wore silky pink pyjamas

*100% say the biggest rows between married couples are caused by the wife

Irjudge1

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

*More than 50% prefer smell boxers or tight briefs

Smelly Boxers?:o

Tar.Aldarion

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

*over 100% fantasize about other women

He he he.

the_syco

embraer170 wrote:

*75% of women admits keeping secrets from husbands
*nearly 50% said they suspect their husbands cheats on them or caught them in the act

*84% said they would "absolutely" want to know if their spouse was being unfaithful

Read: 75% have a bit on the side, 84% would dump their husbands if the husband had a bit on the side, and most likely take his house, car, and half of his cash:rolleyes:

10% wear kinky underwear, so the husbands don't stray, so that leavs 6% unaccounted for...

Terry

the_syco wrote:

Read: 75% have a bit on the side, 84% would dump their husbands if the husband had a bit on the side, and most likely take his house, car, and half of his cash:rolleyes:

10% wear kinky underwear, so the husbands don't stray, so that leavs 6% unaccounted for...

ahh, don't be so negative. that's just Leixlip women.
The rest of the women in the country are not that bad.
Leixlip women just have their heads stuck up their own arses.

Lust4Life

Oh this thread is too funny!

jimmycrackcorm you ought to write comedy for a living!

The_B_Man

julep wrote:

ahh, don't be so negative. that's just Leixlip women.
The rest of the women in the country are not that bad.
Leixlip women just have their heads stuck up their own arses.

My first girlfriend was from Leixlip and shes nice! or did I jsut get the only half decent one?

Busterpuss

julep wrote:

ahh, don't be so negative. that's just Leixlip women.
The rest of the women in the country are not that bad.
Leixlip women just have their heads stuck up their own arses.

i couldnt agree more

SystemError

100% were definite they would not marry their wife again
*3/3 say they definitely not pick the same spouse

*over 100% fantasize about other women
*100% of those admitted constant looking at breasts

*75% of men tell their wives nothing.
*nearly 0% said they suspect their wives cheat on them or caught them in the act as nobody else would put up with them.

*84% said they would "absolutely" be delighted if their spouse was being unfaithful and left them alone to watch sports.

*Nearly 33% said they stick to the near side of the marital bed
*Another 66% said they don't have time for sex with other mens wives

*10% of married men wear sexy lingerie in bed
*More than 50% prefer smell boxers or tight briefs
*90% sleep naked, the other 10% were gay and wore silky pink pyjamas

*100% say the biggest rows between married couples are caused by the wife

Having marital probs methinks...

100% of wives dont give a toss so long as they dont smell of barse and refrain from suggestively "poking" them during the night

Black Swan

Kept looking for the percentage that claimed to be desperate. All these look normal.:rolleyes:

Sleepy

biko wrote:

I recall from my social psychology studies that divorced women not often remarry whereas men often do.
Also the wife is usually the husband's best friend, but the wife has another best friend.

Don't know if that's psychology or just reality:

Women's looks go with age. A man's wealth increases.

Dudess

Whatever about wealth, there's no doubt that many men get hotter with age. That's why I (28) am seeing a 42-year-old guy. Often, guys that are kind of goofy-looking in their 20s become hotties in their 30s and 40s - eg Larry Mullen of U2 - hot.

Tom Dunne

julep wrote:

Leixlip women just have their heads stuck up their own arses.

Hey! My wife is from Leixlip (and so am I). She's not that bad, no, really....

10% of married women said done sexy lingerie in bed

Please tell me I wasn't the only man who read this as "10% of married men said had done sexy lingerie in bed" :eek:

The_B_Man

the man one said that.

and besides, dont say ya havent....;)

Earthhorse

That's some good stuff jimmycrackcorn. Funny because it's true.

SystemError

Dudess wrote:

there's no doubt that many men get hotter with age.

Sleepy wrote:

Women's looks go with age. A man's wealth increases.

^^^
2 worst generalisations ever.

Dudess wrote:

Larry Mullen of U2 - hot.

^^^
: : gags : :

Dudess

I said many men, not all men.

That's my opinion - I'll make sure to attack yours next time.

SystemError

Dudess wrote:

I said many men, not all men.

Yes, Im aware.

Dudess wrote:

That's my opinion

and that was mine

Dudess

SystemError wrote:

Yes, Im aware

Well then it's not a generalisation.

Sleepy

SystemError wrote:

2 worst generalisations ever.

Well, it wouldn't have been much of a joke without the generalisation now would it?

Lisapeep

Dudess wrote:

That's my opinion - I'll make sure to attack yours next time.

Ouch, sensitive! :eek:

dSTAR

Lust4Life wrote:

Oh this thread is too funny!

jimmycrackcorm you ought to write comedy for a living!

I thought it was serious!

bronte

(in small voice)
em...I'm from leixlip! we're not too bad are we?! :eek: