"F**K YOU" Text Roulette

BaZmO*

Here's a game for anybody that's feeling slightly adventurous over the Christmas Holidays. You might of heard of it before but here goes.

What you do is type the words "Fu*k You" into a text message and then go into your phone book starting at the first entry. Hold the phone up in the air, look away, scroll down through all your contacts and stop randomly and then, SEND, SEND, SEND!!!

Tip: Make sure you delete your boss's number before playing if you want a job to come back to after the break.

Happy Christmas!!

miamee

:eek: I really hope I won't ever be bored enough to try this !

cornbb

Wow. Sounds like a great way of committing social suicide, breaking up the family, joining the dole queue, saying goodbye to the girlfriend...

monkeyfudge

"I LOVE YOU" would be more amusing I think.

Goodshape

monkeyfudge wrote:

"I LOVE YOU" would be more amusing I think.

But far less macho.

Fuzzy_Dunlop

BaZmO* wrote:

Here's a game for anybody that's feeling slightly adventurous over the Christmas Holidays. You might of heard of it before but here goes.

What you do is type the words "Fu*k You" into a text message and then go into your phone book starting at the first entry. Hold the phone up in the air, look away, scroll down through all your contacts and stop randomly and then, SEND, SEND, SEND!!!

Tip: Make sure you delete your boss's number before playing if you want a job to come back to after the break.

Happy Christmas!!

I know i saw some comedian saying that recently, but i cant remember who it was, who was it?(not tryin to take away from it, think its a brilliant idea, its just annoying me now)

kaimera

"Yore Ma" works great.

Smellyirishman

playa3 wrote:

I know i saw some comedian saying that recently, but i cant remember who it was, who was it?(not tryin to take away from it, think its a brilliant idea, its just annoying me now)

I was thinking the exact same thing. I bet it was one of those guys on Paramount (or whatever it's called).

humanji

How about, "Please just let my daughter go!" ?

Dyr

kaimera wrote:

"Yore Ma works great"

I'd say a fair few people have said that to you

BaZmO*

playa3 wrote:

I know i saw some comedian saying that recently, but i cant remember who it was, who was it?(not tryin to take away from it, think its a brilliant idea, its just annoying me now)

Well at least you're seeing the fun side of it. I wasn't suggesting that you should actually do it. Just thought that it was funny. Although I bet if you suggested it to a group a lads out on the p1ss you'd have more than one person that'd be up for doing it.

It was an English comedian for up North that was on 8 out 0f 10 cats that came up with the idea.

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Double post

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Smellyirishman wrote:

I was thinking the exact same thing. I bet it was one of those guys on Paramount (or whatever it's called).

Ah yeah that must be it, come to think of it i can kinda picture the guy now

BaZmO* wrote:

Well at least you're seeing the fun side of it. I wasn't suggesting that you should actually do it. Just thought that it was funny. Although I bet if you suggested it to a group a lads out on the p1ss you'd have more than one person that'd be up for doing it.

It was an English comedian for up North that was on 8 out 0f 10 cats that came up with the idea.

aaaaah thats the one. Yeah its a funny concept alright

Mossy Monk

just scrolled down the list of people on my phone

and twice it picked my father. i wont be playing this game

Vegeta

have never done it on my own phone but if anybody ever left their phone down in our house I'd pick it up and send a filthy message to a random person in their phone book and not even tell them

ah college how i miss thee

BaZmO*

Mossy Monk wrote:

just scrolled down the list of people on my phone

and twice it picked my father. i wont be playing this game

Yeah, but what's the odds on getting him again?!!?

miamee

Mossy Monk wrote:

just scrolled down the list of people on my phone

and twice it picked my father. i wont be playing this game

Twice YOU picked your father by scrolling that amount. You think about that.

kaimera

Bambi wrote:

I'd say a fair few people have said that to you

She's dead

Inconsiderate ass.

faceman

How do i "win" this game? No one is replying!

Nunu

kaimera wrote:

She's dead

Inconsiderate ass.

Sorry to hear that. Unfortunate reply by Bambi, but ease up on him. How was he supposed to know?

sceptre

Bambi wrote:

I'd say a fair few people have said that to you

Oh, you've no idea. There are five of them in the house and they've been using it as a greeting.

Dyr

kaimera wrote:

She's dead

Inconsiderate ass.

So is mine, you dont see me rearing up on any yorema gags that come my way though, especially if i was the one who kicked them off.

Tar.Aldarion

Ok, sent.

EDIT: an again, but changing the you to me.

I think "the results came back positive - you should really get yourself checked" would make for a better one.

Tar.Aldarion

"I'm afraid it is what you feared."

Savman

Doing something like this while sober would bring so much hassle it'd not be laff for very long. That said, knock yourselves out!

Caliden

Why nto try something completely random like "Save me Dr. Phil!" ?

BaZmO*

Savman wrote:

Doing something like this while sober would bring so much hassle it'd not be laff for very long. That said, knock yourselves out!

In fairness, you'd wanna be a bit tapped to do something like that while sober.

This was mentioned on 8 out of ten cats tonight on e4!

Lust4Life

Who'd you send it to, Tar?


I'd rather write "Bite Me" and see who it goes to.
That can be taken in many contexts.

Although the "Save Me Dr. Phil" could be quite funny as well.
I can just imagine my sister calling me tomorrow asking "What was that about?"

Adam

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