Spray-on condoms

Ruu_Old

'Condoms-in-a-can', oh what an age we live in!

abetarrush

Feck that

A latex sprayin willy-wash wont fit in my wallet on a saturday night!

Terry

i miss the sheepskin condoms.

on a related note, my local chemist has the condoms on the counter, right beside the pregnancy testing kits. i think they're trying to tell us something...

Seth Brundle

"Is that a spray-on condom aerosol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Kilkenny

letterman wrote:

And don't forget, you only shake the can before application

Actually, whatever about guys who are more experienced / at least out of their teen years, can you imagine the consequences for a 15 y.o. lad* faced with his first pair of spread legs and required to follow this procedure:

Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash.

( * Sorry ... forgot the McD Teen Chastity Laws ... I mean OF COURSE a 17 year old male with a chronic case of RSI in his wrist and a tendency towards western dreams, who, on the night of his 17th birthday, is faced with ... etc.)

Kilkenny

Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash.

Also ... how do you manage when you get lucky unexpectedly and need to borrow a condom from a mate?!

Hmm ... to boldly go where (at least one) man has gone before ... :eek:

snappieT

Anal safe I wonder?

I've signed up for the trials regardless. "Would you like to take part in an experiment with me? We get to use solvents!" = sex.