Spray-on condoms

jester77

So the spray-on condom is around the corner. Testers are now being sought. (Their English version of the site got a little lost in translation)

Can you see this replacing the traditional condom?

Me, I can't. Can't see people carrying these around in their pockets. Could you imagine after a drunken night trying to spray the target - and more likely getting it on fingers, legs and whatever else!

Rabies

Is that site taking the mickey?

TerrorFirmer

For some reason reminded me of the class Troma film about the Killer condoms. Great movie.

Splinter

ha, unplanned pregnancy a gogo!
yeah i suppose its a good idea if treated right and it works..

jester77

Rabies wrote:

Is that site taking the mickey?

It's for real. Do a google news search!

connundrum

jester77 wrote:

Could you imagine after a drunken night trying to spray the target - and more likely getting it on fingers, legs and whatever else!

Was reading this in the paper and thinking the same thing.

'Aaaahh its in me bleedin eye!!'

It just doesn't seem right though.

We the Institute for Condom Consultancy...

LOLOLOL - thats such a makey-uppy name

Male Pill ftw!

Rabies wrote:

Is that site taking the mickey?

As long as they put it back it'll be grand

aidan_walsh

jester77 wrote:

Could you imagine after a drunken night trying to spray the target - and more likely getting it on fingers, legs and whatever else!

Be slightly difficult with the application in devleopment.

Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash.

c - 13

Sounds like they'd be a real pain to get off again. Also wouldnt they be very restricting for any "Growers" ?

daywalker

c - 13 wrote:

Sounds like they'd be a real pain to get off again. Also wouldnt they be very restricting for any "Growers" ?

I suppose you're only meant to use it when you have an erection, though try remembering that when you're drunk, *OUCH*. Also try getting that stuff out of your pubes, could be giving yourself an unwanted wax job

Baraboo

Spray on latex takes hours to harden to normal rubber. If vulcanisation is involved this would of course speed this process up. I only know of two processes which would vulcanise the rubber this fast. Heat or acid spray or both. I do not think I would volunteer to test this process......

Splinter

suppose they could do some wierd stuff with it? i imagine they could make one thats totally flouresant...glow in the dark condom FTW

Hail 2 Da Chimp

They already have glow in the dark condoms...

gucci

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

They already have glow in the dark condoms...

YESSS!!!
i was looking for inspiration as what to get loved ones for xmas.....thanx man!!!:D

Binomate

You could call your child 'Missedaspot'.

Setun

Binomate wrote:

You could call your child 'Missedaspot'.

Sounds ridiculous, it'll never catch on.

Kalina

Interesting!!

Nevyn

There was a femidom version of this launched a while back.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/11/21/china_liquid_condom/

While it seems like a good idea and it means men no longer struggling iwth ill fiting condoms that are the wrong size I would be concerned as liquid laytex does not have a lot of give in it.

The spray on condom will not have have spermside in it and it will not have a resivore for the ammount of ejaculate that can some shooting out with quiet a bit of considerible force.

They won't be ribbed either.

Lust4Life

Oh, Home Adult Sales Parties will never be the same!
Imagine the demonstration! Heh!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Thaedydal wrote:

it will not have a resivore for the ammount of ejaculate that can some shooting out with quiet a bit of considerible force.

You're right Thaed, in my case it would need a pretty big resivore.

But on the other hand think of how important this discovery is... You could spray peoples heads with liquid condoms while they're asleep. Or if they change the channel on the TV. Or just pretty much for any reason!

letterman

And don't forget, you only shake the can before application

Drax

I'd rather have 29 children than use a spray on condom... although might come in handy on people you dont want to listen to.... just spray on their head

Tar.Aldarion

I'm so trying it out. Then we shall see.

Splinter

and think of the random mobile phone condomings in the pub

vorbis

i think the female version mentioned in the article could be a real seller. If like the article says, there's an arousing affect then it could be incorporated into foreplay! And no condoms for us guys to wear, everyone's a winner!

monkeyfudge

vorbis wrote:

i think the female version mentioned in the article could be a real seller. If like the article says, there's an arousing affect then it could be incorporated into foreplay! And no condoms for us guys to wear, everyone's a winner!

Femidoms are horrible though, from a male point of view anyway. It's like making love to a bin bag.

I'm much rather see spray on bikinis like the one Amy had in Futurama.

Terry

yeah. and make them edible.

Marksie

Thaedydal wrote:

The spray on condom will not have have spermside in it and it will not have a resivore for the ammount of ejaculate that can some shooting out with quiet a bit of considerible force.

The image at the point of ejaculation of one of these things flying off with the force of it is quite interesting, peeling it off a wall or finding it is completely lost inside could be worrying.. but at least the fella wouldnt be blown back across the room with the force

Thaedydal wrote:

They won't be ribbed either.

Perhaps you could put some of theose little elastic bands around itfirst

Mind you considering i soprayed myselkf in the face with shaving foam this morning... i would probably end up suffocating

vorbis

monkeyfudge wrote:

Femidoms are horrible though, from a male point of view anyway. It's like making love to a bin bag.

I'm much rather see spray on bikinis like the one Amy had in Futurama.

I like!
Regarding bin bags, I've yet to incorporate them into my bedroom activities.

bluto63

Are the poll answers supposed to be innuendos or is that just me?

bluto63

bluto63 wrote:

Are the poll answers supposed to be innuendos or is that just me?

I'd say they are, yes

Rhyme

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

They already have glow in the dark condoms...

Cue lightsaber sound effects.

Ruu_Old

'Condoms-in-a-can', oh what an age we live in!

abetarrush

Feck that

A latex sprayin willy-wash wont fit in my wallet on a saturday night!

Terry

i miss the sheepskin condoms.

on a related note, my local chemist has the condoms on the counter, right beside the pregnancy testing kits. i think they're trying to tell us something...

Seth Brundle

"Is that a spray-on condom aerosol in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Kilkenny

letterman wrote:

And don't forget, you only shake the can before application

Actually, whatever about guys who are more experienced / at least out of their teen years, can you imagine the consequences for a 15 y.o. lad* faced with his first pair of spread legs and required to follow this procedure:

Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash.

( * Sorry ... forgot the McD Teen Chastity Laws ... I mean OF COURSE a 17 year old male with a chronic case of RSI in his wrist and a tendency towards western dreams, who, on the night of his 17th birthday, is faced with ... etc.)

Kilkenny

Our team is developing a type of spray can into which the man inserts his penis first. At the push of a button it is then coated in a rubber condom. It works by spraying on latex from nozzles on all sides. We call it the '360 degree procedure' -- once round and from top to bottom. It's a bit like a car wash.

Also ... how do you manage when you get lucky unexpectedly and need to borrow a condom from a mate?!

Hmm ... to boldly go where (at least one) man has gone before ... :eek:

snappieT

Anal safe I wonder?

I've signed up for the trials regardless. "Would you like to take part in an experiment with me? We get to use solvents!" = sex.