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    #32
    Green_Martian
    Registered Users Posts: 1,545 ✭✭✭Green_Martian


    Ha ha.............. hate that.....heard it this in work this morning.....Subway you legend...LMFAO....... i for one will be shaking all my clothes before putting them on


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    #33
    hallelujah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 584 ✭✭✭hallelujah


    subway wrote:
    funny story:
    last night i took in my washing from the line and shoved socks, boxers etc into theyre usual drawer.
    thought nothing of it and went to sleep.
    get up this morning and put on clean, fresh boxers.
    feel sudden sharp pain in man-zone.
    think to myself "damn their must have been a twig or something in them boxers".
    quickly move to remove whatever pointy thing is causing the disturbance.
    but the pain escalates and i start shouting.
    pull off boxers in man-agony and what do i see?
    a poxy little wasp stinging me in the nuts.

    what a great start to the day.
    just thought id share that with you as even the doctor thought it was pretty funny.
    if anyone from work is reading this, ill be in on monday and you can have a good laugh then...

    did he/she suck your throbbing member?


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    #34
    Pansy Potter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 233 ✭✭Pansy Potter


    Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?
    You're also running the risk of getting knob rot!


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    #35
    kevthecelt
    Registered Users Posts: 261 ✭✭kevthecelt


    Was on the aran islands this summer which is a 'tick' haven, theyre everywhere there, went to go to the toilet one day, look down and theres one of the feckers on my knob!! Had to put alcohol on it and pull it off with a tweezers, not pleasant, especially seeing as it didnt want to let go :o


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    #36
    subway
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,131 ✭✭✭subway


    Pansy Potter wrote:
    Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?
    You're also running the risk of getting knob rot!
    ...
    i dont even know how to answer that.
    because i have been stung in the balls should suggest that i am a man.
    i have never ironed a pair of boxers in my entire life.

    how am i running the risk of knob rot?
    no matter what excuse your boyfriend tells you, he didnt catch that from clean underwear....


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    #37
    callmealan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15 ✭callmealan


    I hear if you put crushed chillies or deep heat on your sting it'll relieve the pain! And if you believe that, you should also believe in the tooth fairy!


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    #38
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    Haw-Haw! /nelson laugh
    But wow, that must hurt. I've never been stung by anything, anywhere. Taken my fair share of blows to the man-sack though. Ouch!


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    #39
    hunnymonster
    Registered Users Posts: 5,365 ✭✭✭hunnymonster


    Deleted User wrote:
    Man agony.. that different to other agony?



    yep, it's like man-flu.... not nearly as bad as it's made out to be!:p Seriously though, even I as a girl, winced at that one.


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    #40
    FranknFurter
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,215 ✭✭✭FranknFurter


    subway wrote:
    ...
    i dont even know how to answer that.
    because i have been stung in the balls should suggest that i am a man.
    i have never ironed a pair of boxers in my entire life.

    Hell, if I saw somone iron their boxers Id lmao! Thats just taking things too far imho...
    subway wrote:
    how am i running the risk of knob rot?
    no matter what excuse your boyfriend tells you, he didnt catch that from clean underwear....

    erm listen to him Pansy Potter.... you may want to investigate that further lolol :)


    Subway, Im glad you can laugh at it, I know I sure as hell did when I read this thread! ;)

    B


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    #41
    Blowfish
    Registered Users Posts: 5,112 ✭✭✭Blowfish


    Pansy Potter wrote:
    Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?
    Why would you air your clothes after taking them off the washing line?


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    #42
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Blowfish wrote:
    Why would you air your clothes after taking them off the washing line?
    well youd iron them at least


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