wanted to share...

subway

funny story:
last night i took in my washing from the line and shoved socks, boxers etc into theyre usual drawer.
thought nothing of it and went to sleep.
get up this morning and put on clean, fresh boxers.
feel sudden sharp pain in man-zone.
think to myself "damn their must have been a twig or something in them boxers".
quickly move to remove whatever pointy thing is causing the disturbance.
but the pain escalates and i start shouting.
pull off boxers in man-agony and what do i see?
a poxy little wasp stinging me in the nuts.

what a great start to the day.
just thought id share that with you as even the doctor thought it was pretty funny.
if anyone from work is reading this, ill be in on monday and you can have a good laugh then...

miamee

ouchy! If I was that wasp I'd have done the same, packing me into your boxers

TerrorFirmer

Ouch.

petes

I'm making a mental note to shake all pairs of boxer shorts before attempting to wear them.

connundrum

Its good to share. I wore boxers once too

Kolodny

Almost exactly the thing happened to my housemate just last week! He took his clothes off the line and put them away, only he luckily discovered the wasp seconds before he put on his boxers (it fell onto the floor all sleepy and he squished it with a book). This time of year the queen wasps look for somewhere to sleep for the winter so maybe the trend this year is male underwear

Saint_Mel

Kinda similar thing happened to me a few years ago although there was
no stinging or pain involved.

I was living in Australia and after taking clothes out of the washing machine
I left them on a clothes horse on the balcony to dry. Got up for work early
next morning, grabbed trousers off the horse and was just putting my leg
in when a massive huntsman spider crawled from out of the leg and up my arm!

Never mind a brick, I nearly sh!t a house :eek:
Even though they're harmless, the size of the fcuker frightened the bejaysus
outta me.

ferdi

a feckin wasp stung me above the fun zone and below the belly, the bastard was hiding in my jeans:mad: why dont i ever find Gráinne Seoige hiding in my trousers?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Hahaha thats a quality story, I always shake my clothes out before I put them on for exactly this reason...

subway

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

I always shake my clothes out before I put them on for exactly this reason...

this is the kind of thing that needs to be taught in school
i learned my lesson, now i just need to spread the word

Miguel_Sanchez

Jaysas sure why would you be hanging out your clothes in this weather anyways?

subway

Jeff_Lebowski wrote:

Jaysas sure why would you be hanging out your clothes in this weather anyways?

dont like tumble dryers

Man agony.. that different to other agony?

But still... youch! Ive stood on bees before but that mustve sucked

BossArky

To bee or not to bee

Caliden

I once found one of those HUGE beetles in one of my slippers before.
Put my foot into my right slipper and heard and felt a crunch (had no idea what it could be), so i took it off and tilted it over to empty it of its contents only to find a dying beetle in there, the underside of it had little maggots moving (baby beetles?).
UGH im getting shivers just thinking about it.
Worst morning EVER!

BossArky

BossArky wrote:

To bee or not to bee

That just buzzed me right up ...

Sleepy

/tears in my eyes

Man, that's a bad start to a day!

Mossy Monk

did your balls enlarge in a hillarious way or are you not allergic to wasp stings?

my worst morning involved walking onto a decapitated rat

Katykaboom

Yeah I had a yellow mini on before and a wasp landed on it, I sat down and it stung me . I couldnt sit down for an hour or so after that. It was very painful!

I was in the middle of a pub and I had to get my friend to pull the sting out. Thats was very embarrasing.

Adam

Katykaboom wrote:

Yeah I had a yellow mini on before

Teh car??

Ruu_Old

I often found earwigs in my clothes after taking them out of the dryer (some clothes still be damp after being on the line) but of course they would be well cooked by then.

Just My View

I'm having areally sh1tty day but at least I can console myself that I wasn't stung in the mebs by a wasp.

You have my deepest symp.... hahahaha sorry that slipped out... athy.

Katykaboom

Mirror wrote:

Teh car??

Yes. Yes it was.

Black Swan

Since being in the States, I have discovered that WASP has another meaning. And I'm sure you would not want one of them in your pants either!*








*Unless she was cute.

subway

Mossy Monk wrote:

did your balls enlarge in a hillarious way or are you not allergic to wasp stings?

my worst morning involved walking onto a decapitated rat

not allergic, but the doctor gave me a nice shot of cortizone [sp?] just in case.
that hurt like **** and took my mind off the downstairs pain for a while.

lefty is currently about twice the size of righty for anyone that needs more detail...

Thrill

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Man agony.. that different to other agony?

But still... youch! Ive stood on bees before but that mustve sucked

It stung and then sucked?? :eek::eek:

Pain and pleasure. What a morning.

subway

thrill wrote:

It stung and then sucked?? :eek::eek:

Pain and pleasure. What a morning.

to clarify, the wasp did not perform oral sex on me at any time...

to boneyarsebogman, your name suggests that you are a man.
all men have at one point in time been subject to a a shot* in the goolies.
this is known as man-agony and is different to any other type of agony.

*shot can refer to, but is not limited, to any of the following - football, tennis ball, foot, rock, bicycle crossbar, branch of tree, etc, etc

oh. Man agony.. yes, Ive felt that many times.. bugger

John Mason

brilliant (obvisiouly not for you) but it made me laugh out loud, having a ****ty day - thanks for the smile

Tar.Aldarion

Hah, this has brightened my day!
This is why I never wear clothes.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Its at least why I never wear boxers!

Green_Martian

Ha ha.............. hate that.....heard it this in work this morning.....Subway you legend...LMFAO....... i for one will be shaking all my clothes before putting them on

hallelujah

subway wrote:

funny story:
last night i took in my washing from the line and shoved socks, boxers etc into theyre usual drawer.
thought nothing of it and went to sleep.
get up this morning and put on clean, fresh boxers.
feel sudden sharp pain in man-zone.
think to myself "damn their must have been a twig or something in them boxers".
quickly move to remove whatever pointy thing is causing the disturbance.
but the pain escalates and i start shouting.
pull off boxers in man-agony and what do i see?
a poxy little wasp stinging me in the nuts.

what a great start to the day.
just thought id share that with you as even the doctor thought it was pretty funny.
if anyone from work is reading this, ill be in on monday and you can have a good laugh then...

did he/she suck your throbbing member?

Pansy Potter

Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?
You're also running the risk of getting knob rot!

kevthecelt

Was on the aran islands this summer which is a 'tick' haven, theyre everywhere there, went to go to the toilet one day, look down and theres one of the feckers on my knob!! Had to put alcohol on it and pull it off with a tweezers, not pleasant, especially seeing as it didnt want to let go

subway

Pansy Potter wrote:

Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?
You're also running the risk of getting knob rot!

...
i dont even know how to answer that.
because i have been stung in the balls should suggest that i am a man.
i have never ironed a pair of boxers in my entire life.

how am i running the risk of knob rot?
no matter what excuse your boyfriend tells you, he didnt catch that from clean underwear....

callmealan

I hear if you put crushed chillies or deep heat on your sting it'll relieve the pain! And if you believe that, you should also believe in the tooth fairy!

pbsuxok1znja4r

Haw-Haw! /nelson laugh
But wow, that must hurt. I've never been stung by anything, anywhere. Taken my fair share of blows to the man-sack though. Ouch!

hunnymonster

Deleted User wrote:

Man agony.. that different to other agony?

yep, it's like man-flu.... not nearly as bad as it's made out to be!:p Seriously though, even I as a girl, winced at that one.

FranknFurter

subway wrote:

...
i dont even know how to answer that.
because i have been stung in the balls should suggest that i am a man.
i have never ironed a pair of boxers in my entire life.

Hell, if I saw somone iron their boxers Id lmao! Thats just taking things too far imho...

subway wrote:

how am i running the risk of knob rot?
no matter what excuse your boyfriend tells you, he didnt catch that from clean underwear....

erm listen to him Pansy Potter.... you may want to investigate that further lolol


Subway, Im glad you can laugh at it, I know I sure as hell did when I read this thread!

B

Blowfish

Pansy Potter wrote:

Do you not air or iron your clothes before putting them on?

Why would you air your clothes after taking them off the washing line?

Blowfish

Blowfish wrote:

Why would you air your clothes after taking them off the washing line?

well youd iron them at least