Gillette Fusion Ad?

joejoem

Have you seen this add? Its basically two guys giving eachother christmas presents and one guy gives the other a gillette fusion razor. I think the dialog is "Youve given him everything, why not try give him this, this christmas..."

The first guy then walks into the bathroom as the other guy is shaving.

Anyhow, is this Irelands first gay advert? And also, do gay people get eachother **** presents like razors? If that was me, I would *sooooooo* bitch slap him!

Iago

it's a father and son ad so my guess is it's not a gay advert.

joejoem

Iago wrote:

it's a father and son ad so my guess is it's not a gay advert.

Who's your daddy.....

connundrum

I saw the ad, and I have yet to be convinced that it was a father/son ad - purely cos it looks like theres +/- 10 years between them. But anyhoo.. if my son got me that I'd smack him round the place

Stephen

A jihad on Gillette and their kind. Their R&D department must have a cushy job, just add a blade or two every year, and charge silly money for it.
Then their marketing asshats carpet bomb your television with ads featuring David Beckham (:rolleyes:), Ferraris and jet fighters. WTF? Do they think we're all 7 years old or something?

Hobbes

Tell you this much, the fusion blades are the best ever for a close shave.

However they are insanely expensive, and the shaving cream for it is a total scam. Very expensive and when you use the cream/gel it gunks up the blade faster meaning you have to spend more.

I found just using handwash soap and the fusion blade has the same effect as the cream but doesn't gunk the blades so they last much longer and there is a difference of 10+ euros between the shaving gel and the handwash.

gucci

the ad is gay?? well this tread has started comparing grooming trends and creams and soap and the like....this tread is GAY!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

This thread is FABulous!

BlitzKrieg

better then the add I saw for it last night.

Over the top crappy computer effects and two men in white coats (must be super secret scientists!) pumping what I guess is meant to be brightly coloured power gunk into a machine that creates...GILLETTE FUSION.


*kill me now*

How they got that from a razor I do not know.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

If it was really gay would the men not be shaving each other

KTRIC

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

If it was really gay would the men not be shaving each other

Thats what they start doing in the ad after 11pm. And I won't tell you where the razor handle ends up :eek:

pbsuxok1znja4r

The fusion ad with what looks like a freakin' particle accelerator is far more ridiculous TBH. I guess the more hi-tech they can pass these things off as being, the more they can charge for 'em.

I use disposable razors that cost me about 2 euro. Get a close shave, too.

Rb

Stephen wrote:

A jihad on Gillette and their kind. Their R&D department must have a cushy job, just add a blade or two every year, and charge silly money for it.

And then drop the quality of their other blades so that those using them before "upgrading" to the new blades certainly do get "the best ever shave" from the new ones. Scamming b*stards!

Stephen wrote:

Then their marketing asshats carpet bomb your television with ads featuring David Beckham (:rolleyes:), Ferraris and jet fighters. WTF? Do they think we're all 7 years old or something?

Easy, you shave with their blades, your boss is soo impressed that he gives you a promotion and you're soon rolling around in ferraris and jet fighters!All because of Gilettes "best ever shave"

I always thought the new ad was supposed to be father and son, next time I see it though this thread will have put a whole new perception on things!

Sp@rtacus

Stephen wrote:

A jihad on Gillette and their kind. Their R&D department must have a cushy job, just add a blade or two every year, and charge silly money for it.
Then their marketing asshats carpet bomb your television with ads featuring David Beckham (:rolleyes:), Ferraris and jet fighters. WTF? Do they think we're all 7 years old or something?

Here here to that man. And excellent use of "asshats" might I add.

I totally resent paying the extortionate prices Gillette charge (16 giros for 4 blades the other day:eek: :mad: :eek: :mad: ) but I tried disposables, wilkinson swords etc and always felt and looked like I had shaved with a broken bottle... in the dark. So I went back to Gillette. Surely there is a cost/comfort middle ground..??

kevmy

Sp@rtacus wrote:

Surely there is a cost/comfort middle ground..??

I think the middle groung, for me personally, is the Wilikinson Sword Quattro. It's probably the best your going to get non-Gilette. Having said that I don't find that much difference between them.

Sad Professor

If I'm thinking of the same ad then I thought it was father and son as well.

Heisenberg.

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pepper

My Sister And I Were Talking About This Last Night-think It Was Ment To Be A "brother Or Best Friend" Thing That Ended Up Looking Gay

gucci

KTRIC wrote:

Thats what they start doing in the ad after 11pm. And I won't tell you where the razor handle ends up :eek:

is that not the ad for the battery enhanced version....?
maybe that extra blade is for home back,sack and crack treatments....??

ScumLord

I use wilkinson sword, sometimes I don't even bother with gel just wet the area and away ya go.

Heisenberg.

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Zillah

The Scientist wrote:

Thats great to know. Thanks for that.

Thats a great comment, how polite. Thanks.

Thrill

Its an electric job for me. Sensitive skin and all that.

Theres another way to look at the fusion...

http://www.withyourmom.com/?p=34

simu

Many men's lub lives have improved dramatically since Gillette (or another brand? I do not recall) raised the post-shave caress from obscure fetish interest to a bread-and-butter move. However, for such macho ads, the product name is quite girly - I would have gone for Jak sth or other for men's and Gillette for women's. :shrugs:

Fanny Cradock

Stephen wrote:

Their R&D department must have a cushy job, just add a blade or two every year, and charge silly money for it.

To be fair they have recently added vibration...

Wow, the innovation!

P.S. It is a gay ad, btw. In the full length version the young guy sticks the handle of the razor up the old guys bum and sets it to vibrate.

InFront

kind-of-on-topic...

does anyone know if theres anyway to make yourself grow facial hair quicker, and better quality facial hair?

I wait 5 days and all I got is fluff.

Thrill

InFront wrote:

kind-of-on-topic...

does anyone know if theres anyway to make yourself grow facial hair quicker, and better quality facial hair?

I wait 5 days and all I got is fluff.

A good quality fertilizer is recommended.:)

Dont be in a hurry to get stubble. Once you get it theres no getting rid of it, except with the fusion of coarse!

DaBreno

InFront wrote:

kind-of-on-topic...

does anyone know if theres anyway to make yourself grow facial hair quicker, and better quality facial hair?

I wait 5 days and all I got is fluff.

Wait til puberty. It wont be the only hair you'll notice either.

InFront

Im 21:o

Mossy Monk

facial hair isnt all the fun some people make it out to be

connundrum

It seems that making ghey ads is what they're all about. Link

And as previously stated, facial hair is more annoying that anything else, I've to start shaving just below my frickin eyes now

jaggeh

connundrum wrote:

It seems that making ghey ads is what they're all about. Link

And as previously stated, facial hair is more annoying that anything else, I've to start shaving just below my frickin eyes now

TMI wolfman

Archeron

connundrum wrote:

It seems that making ghey ads is what they're all about. Link

And as previously stated, facial hair is more annoying that anything else, I've to start shaving just below my frickin eyes now

Good God. Is your avatar actually a real picture of you??

Sp@rtacus

InFront wrote:

kind-of-on-topic...

does anyone know if theres anyway to make yourself grow facial hair quicker, and better quality facial hair?

I wait 5 days and all I got is fluff.

Facial hair is a secondary sexu@l characteristic governed by the pituitary gland in the brain which regulates production of testosterone in the testes. Testosterone supplements can stimulate increased levels of growth, but obviously there will be other effects and side effects.

Apart from that, maybe try replacing your pillow with a grow bag

connundrum

Archeron wrote:

Good God. Is your avatar actually a real picture of you??

/runs off to cry...








Howl at the moon jokes will not be tolerated!!

Kilkenny

Sp@rtacus wrote:

Facial hair is a secondary sexu@l characteristic governed by the pituitary gland in the brain which regulates production of testosterone in the testes. Testosterone supplements can stimulate increased levels of growth, but obviously there will be other effects and side effects.

Testosterone supplements might increase facial hair, but high levels of testosterone also linked to early baldness ... do you really just want to start your hair moving downwards?!

Kilkenny

Archeron wrote:

Good God. Is your avatar actually a real picture of you??

connundrum wrote:

/runs off to cry...

Ah, don't ... the tears will just lodge in the hair under your eyes ...

Kilkenny

DaBreno wrote:

Wait til puberty. It wont be the only hair you'll notice either.

InFront wrote:

Im 21:o

He didn't ask your age, mate, he just said you'll be fine once puberty kicks in!


(OK, OK, I admit it, I've had a rotten day, signing off now before I get the urge to rip the p*ss out of someone else!!)

Waltons

Good god, I just saw this ad again a minute ago. There's far too much nodding in it by the auld fella

pbsuxok1znja4r

Lads, it's clearly supposed to be yer man's technologically inept Dad, btws.
Yours superfluously,
Captain Obvious.

bongo85

I think its a gay ad!

Age difference!