New thread - Sex scenes in films - How do they stay flaccid?

mang87

so im watching underworld evolution, and micheal and kate beck are doing it in the trailer(how inappropriate)... And looking at them, it is quite obvious he must have some sort of erectile dysfunction because there is nothing happening down there obviously.

How theeee hell does he manage not to... stand to attention? Celotape? Barbed wire? Someone as hot as Kate Beckinsale, underneath you, nakid, writhing... Even thinking about it gets the juices flowing, amirite?

I have searched the ineternet looking for answers, and all I have found are homoerotic porn sites >: (

Creamy Goodness

he whacks off once/twice/n times before shooting the scene.

Thrill

Jerked off before doing the scene probably.

RuggieBear

mang87 wrote:

so im watching underworld evolution, and micheal and kate beck are doing it in the trailer(how inappropriate)... And looking at them, it is quite obvious he must have some sort of erectile dysfunction because there is nothing happening down there obviously.

How theeee hell does he manage not to... stand to attention? Celotape? Barbed wire? Someone as hot as Kate Beckinsale, underneath you, nakid, writhing... Even thinking about it gets the juices flowing, amirite?

I have searched the ineternet looking for answers, and all I have found are homoerotic porn sites >: (

what age are you?

Seriously, sex scenes in movies are supposed to be horrifically unsexy for the actors.

Not much of a turn on or fun having a bunch of crew watching you writhe naked with your co star (especially as the director happens to be kates husband)

mang87

RuggieBear wrote:

what age are you?

Seriously, sex scenes in movies are supposed to be horrifically unsexy for the actors.

Not much of a turn on or fun having a bunch of crew watching you writhe naked with your co star (especially as the director happens to be kates husband)

Hey wayta kill teh topic


"GROW UP STUPID KID YOU WOULDN'T BE TURNED ON BY THE SEXY LADY"

RuggieBear wrote:

(especially as the director happens to be kates husband)

Ah, so it's the old "****ing well touch my wife and I'll remove your face with my this shotgun" trick...

Karoma

@mang87: go sit in the corner for a little while. Banned for last few posts. ¬_¬

Thrill

RuggieBear wrote:

what age are you?

Seriously, sex scenes in movies are supposed to be horrifically unsexy for the actors.

Not much of a turn on or fun having a bunch of crew watching you writhe naked with your co star (especially as the director happens to be kates husband)

I still say he whacked one off before the scene. Theres no need to take chances. The one eyed snake has a life of its own. You never can tell when he'll decide to let you down, or up for that matter.

Anton17

They use flesh coloured tape to strap it down, and things called chastity cushions for the humping bits:)

fade2black

Karoma wrote:

@mang87: go sit in the corner for a little while. Banned for last few posts. ¬_¬

Bit harsh.

Diogenes

Why yes I can see you getting so turned on just you Kate, several thousand kilowatts of lights all around, about 12 gaffers and some sparks (think two football teams of fat overweight electricans, leaning on equipment and staring at you) a camera crew, a sound guy fiddling with your mike, a director talking about blocking the scene, your dialogue running through your head, and a couple of make up artists and wardrobe types fluttering all over you.

Oh yeah, thats the kind of situation that turns me on.

(Me I'm kinky like that)

mangy87 wrote:

I have searched the ineternet looking for answers, and all I have found are homoerotic porn sites

Gosh that happens to you too? I'm always logging on and accidently stumbling across gay porn, and accidently typing in my credit card details....

Carrigart Exile

Diogenes wrote:

Why yes I can see you getting so turned on just you Kate, several thousand kilowatts of lights all around, about 12 gaffers and some sparks (think two football teams of fat overweight electricans, leaning on equipment and staring at you) a camera crew, a sound guy fiddling with your mike, a director talking about blocking the scene, your dialogue running through your head, and a couple of make up artists and wardrobe types fluttering all over you.

Definitely beats soft lighting and a bottle of chianti :rolleyes:

mike65

Sex scenes are not filmed with a full crew present, only the actors needed and the cameraman and director are there as a rule. Still a stiffy would be rare enough as the environment is still pretty alien and awkward.

Mike.

DemonOfTheFall

They must whack one off before a scene, even with all the other reasons why they shouldn't need to. It'd be impossible not to get to at least half-mast otherwise

faceman

mike65 wrote:

Sex scenes are not filmed with a full crew present, only the actors needed and the cameraman and director are there as a rule. Still a stiffy would be rare enough as the environment is still pretty alien and awkward.

Mike.

in saying that... i worked on a budget film where the actor was "aroused". My mate was the sound man in the room next door and almost had his ear drums burst when he heard this loud scream from the actress when she saw it!!

seemingly it rubbed off her! lol

Most big budget movies use body doubles for the sexy scenes.

Ciaran500

A very tight cable tie

NeMiSiS

"Sex scenes are not filmed with a full crew present, only the actors needed and the cameraman and director are there as a rule. Still a stiffy would be rare enough as the environment is still pretty alien and awkward.

Mike."

This is correct, I wasn't allowed to set for a sex scence with Kiera Knightly, as much as I wanted to Some SFX Jackass was allowed in though cause he had to make 'smoke', the dickhead.

TK

Caliden

They just think about something totally not sexy.
Like Tara Reid's breasts for example.

mang87

mang87 wrote:

Sex scenes in films How do they stay flaccid? >: (

He just think's about yore ma!


Im ****ing surprised at you lot that this hasn't been said

Dave!

I've always wondered that too... Someone said in an interview that they were full-body suits and that they look anything but sexy IRL, but i don't believe that........

Caliden

DaveMcG wrote:

I've always wondered that too... Someone said in an interview that they were full-body suits and that they look anything but sexy IRL, but i don't believe that........

You might start believing it when HD dvds come out

Sparky

Dead puppys and thinking of and old granny licking them! o_O

TwoShedsJackson

So is the woman supposed to be more insulted if the guy did get a hardon, or if he didn't get one?

Tar.Aldarion

coolsmileygirl wrote:

He just think's about yore ma!


Im ****ing surprised at you lot that this hasn't been said

It was never funny.

Figment

I am unsure of the actor now. It was someone like Richard Harris or Peter O'Tool.
He turned around to the leading actress before a sex scene and is quoted as saying "Excuse me if I get a hard on and excuse me if I don't".
Thought it was a great line.

Capt'n Midnight

Sparky-s wrote:

Dead puppys and thinking of and old granny licking them! o_O

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055017256

TwoShedsJackson wrote:

So is the woman supposed to be more insulted if the guy did get a hardon, or if he didn't get one?

Bob Geldof went into that a bit in his autobiography. IIRC he said it was too cold in the end.

Diogenes

mike65 wrote:

Sex scenes are not filmed with a full crew present, only the actors needed and the cameraman and director are there as a rule. Still a stiffy would be rare enough as the environment is still pretty alien and awkward.

Mike.

I don't think you're aware of what a stripped to the bone feature film crew conists of. A five man camera crew (DoP, Operator, Clapper loader, and Video Assist) is the bare minimum. if there's any tracking or dollys, thats an additional couple of gaffers. A two man sound crew, continutiy, director, plus four hair and makeup types sprinting in just before the start of every take. Plus a director and maybe producer or two. Thats anything from 10-15 people.

Just My View

Figment wrote:

I am unsure of the actor now. It was someone like Richard Harris or Peter O'Tool.
He turned around to the leading actress before a sex scene and is quoted as saying "Excuse me if I get a hard on and excuse me if I don't".
Thought it was a great line.

Brilliant quote.

Capt'n Midnight

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055017256

Bob Geldof went into that a bit in his autobiography. IIRC he said it was too cold in the end.

Im afraìd to touch that link in case its a picture of some granny licking a puppy ...

I dont look at sexscenes that careful.

Capt'n Midnight

Deleted User wrote:

Im afraìd to touch that link in case its a picture of some granny licking a puppy ...

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

admiralofthefleet

i always had a lot of pity for ewan mc gregor, i mean he must have had a lot of trouble staying soft in that scene with kelly mc donald in trainspotting, she is a fox.
but i was watching one of those top 100 programs on c4 a while ago about the top 100 sex scenes and the bloke they were talking to about trainspotting said 3/4 of that scene had to be cut out because kelly mc donald was 'enjoying' herself too much and mc gregor's wife was furious.
would love to find the whole scene, if it exists

Sparky

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Kitten_Huffing

Lol
http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/d/dc/Kittenhuffing.gif