Bestiality is legal if you have a good lawyer

An elderly French man was slowly walking down the countryside,
admiring the beautiful spring day, when over a hedge he spotted a
young couple, naked, making love in a field. Getting over his initial
shock he said to himself, "Ah ze young love... Ze spring time, ze air,
ze flowers. C'est magnifique!!", and continued to watch remembering
the good old times.

Suddenly he drew in a gasp and said, "Mais ... Sacre bleu!! Ze woman -
she is dead!!", and he ran as fast as he could to the town to tell
Albert, the police chief. He arrived, out of breath, to the police
station and shouted, "Albert ... Albert zere is zis man zis woman
... naked in farmer Gaston's field making love". The police chief
smiled and said; "Come come Henri you are not so old remember ze young
love. Ze spring time ze air ze flowers Ah, L'amour! Thiz is okay."
Henri said, "Mais non! You do not understand ze woman she is dead!!"

Hearing this Albert leapt out from his seat and rushed out of the
station, and ran down to the field, confirmed Henri's story, and ran
all the way back non-stop to call the doctor: "Pierre, Pierre... This
is Albert I was in Gaston's field - zere is a young couple naked
'aving sex!" To which Pierre replied,"Albert, I am a man of
science. you must remember, it is spring ze air ze flowers Ah,
L'amour! Thiz is very natural." Albert, still out of breath grasped in
reply, "NON, you do not understand ze woman, she is dead!"

Hearing this Pierre shouted, "Mon dieu!", grabbed his black medicine
bag, stuffed in his thermometer, stethoscope, and other tools and
jumped in the car and drove like a madman down to Gaston's field.

Upon getting there he gave the couple a full medical exam and drove
back to Henri and Albert, who were waiting at the station. He got
there, went inside, and smiled patiently at the two Frenchmen and
said, "Ah, mes amis, do not worry. Ze woman, she is not dead she is
English."