This thread will lock in....................(tick, tock)

Kojak

Spanky-s wrote:

Yes!

But then surely it owns your soul as well - weren't you the one who started this thread???


Kojak's Christmas wish: This thread will lock NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

_Kaiser_

...or not

Capt'n Midnight

Kojak wrote:

But then surely it owns your soul as well - weren't you the one who started this thread???

Nah
It'll stay open until he burns the blood soaked scroll inside a pentagram during a full moon while gyrating anti-clockwise with a naked chicken

Sparky

Kojak wrote:

But then surely it owns your soul as well - weren't you the one who started this thread???


Kojak's Christmas wish: This thread will lock NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As the creator of such thread, I am exempt from all due soul grabbing extremes. After all I am the collector.

Btw, the soul of Pamala and her son, keep feeling yours up!

Ruu_Old

For Sale, 1 soul, used but in good condition. All enquires sent via PM, all major credit cards accepted.

Sparky

I'll refuse to take souls of those on dialup. They are obviously in hell anyway.

boneless

selling souls makes holy god cry....

Sparky

Makes my accounts heart race.

Sparky

Christmas Day special.

Trade in any number of your friends souls and get €2 extra paid towards you for each and every one of them.

Max payout should not exceed €12 in a 24 hour period.

Kojak

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Sparky

lock look lock

Kojak

Spanky-s wrote:

look

Look????

What's that about - this is supposed to be the LOCK thread!!!

Capt'n Midnight

and you thought Ness was the biggest Loch ?

Sparky

The future is now, the future is locked.

Kojak

This thread is still not locked - maybe if we get it a few bottles of vodka it could then get "locked"

Ruu_Old

Thats the power of love! Now..locked!

Sparky

Cheers Ruu.

InFront

The sky is falling!

Capt'n Midnight

No - the ground is rising !

InFront

I predict a sequence by which continued expansion of this thread results in a forum that is too vitriolic to sustain posting. It could occur under a flat or hyperbolic geometry, because such geometries are a necessary condition for a thread that expands forever.

Everything will end, even if the thread keeps expanding.
None of us will escape.
We are all doomed.

Capt'n Midnight

it's ok because the universe is also expanding.

and the thread is expanding linearly so at worst it will become a maginary lion running down the middle of the observable universe.

InFront

Yee
knoow
too
much

Matt Holck

being the best at super computers
is like being the chess champion
and chess champions work on the streets

The Bollox

Kojak

I submit an application to the TCN high court to have this thread locked under section 2 of the offences against the thread act of 1999.

Matt Holck

UrineTown wrote:

Little Sally
What kind of musical is this ?!
The good guys finally take over
And then everything starts falling apart

Officer Lockstock
Like I said Little Sally “It isn’t a happy musical”

Little Sally
But the music is so happy!

Lockstock
Yes, Little Sally. Yes it is

...

spacecoyote

lock this thread.....purple monkey dishwasher

Matt Holck

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Capt'n Midnight

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boneless

Chicken.