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Would you become a Vampire?

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    #32
    CerebralCortex
    Registered Users Posts: 3,809 ✭✭✭CerebralCortex


    I'd love to be immortal. I wouldn't have to be involved in the meaningless rat race that is life.


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    #33
    Froot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Froot


    The definitive vampire has to be Gary Oldman from Bram Stokers Dracula.

    F*ck those gimps the rest of you speak of.

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    I think immortality would be interesting. I have to say it would be better living in the centuries past rather than the potential future. I mean the world could end in 2007 becausde of some dick with a nuke... as opposed to the 11th-20th century where you could manipulate governments, embezzle billions, slaughter armies and fun stuff like that.

    Also I'm assuming you would be able to make other vampires...

    So just find a total minter, sexx0r her up and you have a vampire woman for the rest of eternity :D


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    #34
    Archeron
    Registered Users Posts: 6,202 ✭✭✭Archeron


    I'm the great great grand nephew of Dr Van Helsing and I'm gonna hunt you fiends down and jam pointy sticks in you til you cry like 2 year olds and then explode in a miasma of blood and ancient coffin dust leaving naught behind but the faintest idea of your earthly existence and the shadow of your screams as you get dragged to Hell for an eternity of torment which will make you realize that there is no such thing as immortality and even if there was, it is but the blink of eye in comparison to Hells idea of eternity.
    Mwahahahaha.

    So there.


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    #35
    Froot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 546 ✭✭✭Froot


    Archeron wrote:
    I'm the great great grand nephew of Dr Van Helsing and I'm gonna hunt you fiends down and jam pointy sticks in you til you cry like 2 year olds and then explode in a miasma of blood and ancient coffin dust leaving naught behind but the faintest idea of your earthly existence and the shadow of your screams as you get dragged to Hell for an eternity of torment which will make you realize that there is no such thing as immortality and even if there was, it is but the blink of eye in comparison to Hells idea of eternity.
    Mwahahahaha.

    So there.

    I will be a vampire with evil lasers!!

    Pew pew pew!!1111


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    #36
    mountainyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,268 ✭✭✭mountainyman


    Tazz T wrote:
    Sod that. You wouldn't be able to go on a holiday in the sun.
    You wouldn't be able to afford it.
    Vampires are a bunch of scroungers to be honest.

    MM


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    #37
    pbsuxok1znja4r
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,312 ✭✭✭pbsuxok1znja4r


    Don1 wrote:
    Easy solution, just go out with sexy vamps! :rolleyes:
    Touché!

    And about the killing people...on second thought, there's no shortage of people to be found that I wouldn't actually feel a little justified in draining the blood from TBH.

    But yeah no sunlight would be lame. Night time blows in comparison with daytime.


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    #38
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    Bodhidharma wrote:
    I think a lot of people are looking at vampires and getting confused about the message that is being sent out. Yes you get to be immortal, but it just means your a miserable, selfish twat for ever. It'd be boring after about twenty years.
    Jesus, its bad enough going to the same nightclubs every week!

    not at all, if mother theresa was a vampire she'd still be doing good and would continue on doing so for eternity, okay she'd be drinking blood now and then but its all swings and roundabouts really


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    #39
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Bambi wrote:
    hmmm..given its halloween and ive been playing vampire TM: bloodlines it'd have to be yes...hell even being a nosferatu could be fun
    Vampire TM: Bloodline ftw \o/


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    #40
    Tar.Aldarion
    Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,090 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Roleplaying it is better, good game though.

    Having roleplayed as a Ventrue, I would definitely be a vampire. :)


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    #41
    Dyr
    Registered Users Posts: 23,246 ✭✭✭✭Dyr


    chamlis wrote:
    Vampire TM: Bloodline ftw \o/

    indeed *headbangs*


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    #42
    Nightwish
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,129 ✭✭✭Nightwish


    Hell yeah. Vampires are sexy :D


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    #43
    daiixi
    Registered Users Posts: 2,347 ✭✭✭daiixi


    Would love to be a vampire but I can't give up the sun.


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    #44
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Tar.Aldarion wrote:
    Having roleplayed as a Ventrue, I would definitely be a vampire. :)

    Having played as a NWoD Daeva, I must concur :)


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    #45
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Binomate wrote:
    If you had to go around feeding on peoples blood, and you were immortal, you'd be the biggest form of transport for the HIV. Soon everyone would become HIV positive and everyone would die off and you'd starve.

    1 - I doubt the virus could survive long inside a non-living body.
    2 - How would you pass it on? Biting wouldn't do it.


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    #46
    Sean7
    Registered Users Posts: 634 ✭✭✭Sean7


    **** yeah. Who wouldn't want to be a vampire? As the lost boys tagline put it so well "Sleep all day, Party all night. Never grow old, Never die. It's fun to be a vampire"


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    #47
    mr_angry
    Registered Users Posts: 3,312 ✭✭✭mr_angry


    Zillah wrote:
    Having played as a NWoD Daeva, I must concur

    Having played as a Mekhet... yeah, f*** it, I still would. Immortality, being a monster, and crushing your enemies over and over again... win.


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    #48
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Being immortal would be boring. No thanks.


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    #49
    Ruu_Old
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    bluewolf wrote:
    Being immortal would be boring. No thanks.

    Agreed, yawning galore.


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    #50
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    mr_angry wrote:
    Having played as a Mekhet...


    *shudders*

    We had a Mekhet in our group. I suppose there's a slithering joy to it all...


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    #51
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Whisht! Ya crazy Malkavians......


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    #52
    Zillah
    Registered Users Posts: 17,371 ✭✭✭✭Zillah


    Crazy!? How dare you! Filthy blue minded fools. Philistines. Dilly dally thrillistines. Jealous of my adventurous thoughts. Fear my mind canoe! Congo twistings will show you your path! Oh yes...


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    #53
    D
    Registered Users Posts: 2,173 ✭✭✭D


    Unfortuneatly you need to be a virgin to turn into a vampire if not you just turn into a ghoul. :(


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    #54
    EOA_Mushy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 521 ✭✭✭EOA_Mushy


    Vamp me babe!!!

    And you're all my 1st victims! Please forward your real name and address..... ;)


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    #55
    Talliesin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    The_Minister wrote:
    I'd be an Ann Rice vampire, but not a Buffy vampire.
    Sod them. Laurell K. Hamilton FTW.


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    #56
    FranchisePlayer
    Closed Accounts Posts: 497 ✭✭FranchisePlayer


    I suppose would become one as I am already considered a vampire by my friends because of my unnatural paleness.:D


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    #57
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Naaaaa, that's old fashion. Haven't you ever heard of blood banks? I would just be making withdrawls, not destroying my source of supply.


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    #58
    Pigman II
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    Positives = you get to live forever.

    Negatives = you have to dress like a ponce.

    I think I'll pass on the offer and find some other route to immortality.


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    #59
    Smellyirishman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,285 ✭✭✭Smellyirishman


    Vampires are not entirly immortal though, they just have the chance to be.Stop drinking and you die, simple. Or stake yourself/eat garlic etc... depending on your school of vamp. (Unless I am way off track here, I never did find my way to vampires 101)

    Yes, I would like to be a vamp.


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    #60
    Black Swan
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 47,231 CMod ✭✭✭✭Black Swan


    Already a creature of the night. By day I could wear my Raybans. I wonder what level of sunblock I would need?


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    #61
    User45701
    Registered Users Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    Think Of what you could do sure u would have to kill a few ppl but only kill bad ppl get a job in a prison or something i don't know

    ye sure u would have a bad life and all with the watching loved ones die while u never change but think of the good you could do u could rule the world


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