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Best real name ever?

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 33,779 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    Ahhh, where's that image of a screenshot from RTE news showing afarmer called Willie Stroker when you need it...?

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Reminds me of an email with a screen cap. The blokes name was Dick Woodhead.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,382 ✭✭✭petes


    Ikky Poo2 wrote:
    Ahhh, where's that image of a screenshot from RTE news showing afarmer called Willie Stroker when you need it...?


    Tada!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha. :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,202 ✭✭✭✭Tom Dunne


    I have a book here in front of me written by none other than Randy Bourgeois.

    Now, I'm not sure if that is an actual person, or a class of people. :)


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,611 ✭✭✭✭Sam Vimes


    i read in the paper a few months ago that a couple had named their new baby drew. their surname is peacock. they didn't cop it for a few weeks


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/4113474.stm

    http://www.perfect-baby-names.com/funny-baby-names.html


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    My cousin who is called Jackie married into the Patato family so now her name is Jackie Patato which is pretty close to Jacket Potato.


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 13,036 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    nipplenuts wrote:
    http://www.ci.xenia.oh.us/police/default.htm

    I know it's unkind to mock someone's name, but WOW!!!:D


    I wonder if he's single *L*


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,205 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Micky Harte

    the only name I know with 2 organs in it :eek:


  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,464 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    I used to work with a guy called Mike Hunt.. No kidding :o


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,117 ✭✭✭✭MrJoeSoap


    Wolfgang Wolf, manager of Vfl Wolfsburg from 98-03. You couldn't make it up.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Arts Moderators, Computer Games Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 30,952 CMod ✭✭✭✭johnny_ultimate


    I once knew a man named Jed Phoenix. Now that's a name...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,151 ✭✭✭Thomas_S_Hunterson




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,558 ✭✭✭netwhizkid


    I know of a person called Annette Curtinm sort of funny, and there was that goalkeeper David Seamen!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    i work with a bloke called Austin Power


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 205 ✭✭Larry David


    Was in school with a guy called Russell McGee


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    Was speaking to someone whose surname is "Honeyman" earlier on
    badass!:cool:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 23,363 Mod ✭✭✭✭feylya


    Randy Wolf
    Jingli Wang
    Gay Love
    Cedric Chickens
    Dick Ward

    All real names.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 225 ✭✭Pines


    Bill Lear (founder of Lear Jet) christened his daughter Shanda Lear.

    Ok, definitely a long way from "best ever name", but a bit of trivia nonetheless


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,787 ✭✭✭prospect


    JohnCleary wrote:
    Micky Harte

    the only name I know with 2 organs in it :eek:

    Tony Hancock, (that has 4 body parts!!!)


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Regional East Moderators, Regional North West Moderators, Paid Member Posts: 13,036 Mod ✭✭✭✭miamee


    prospect wrote:
    Tony Hancock, (that has 4 body parts!!!)

    :D:D Excellent!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,049 ✭✭✭remoteboy




  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 96,006 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    Was in school with a guy called Russell McGee
    how about a Christian Brother, Ulick with the same surname

    Richard Cox


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 652 ✭✭✭Hezz700


    I went to school with girl called Tara Corr. now think of Tractor in its Gaelic form!!!:D :D:D

    Hezz.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    I worked in a call centre for a large car rental company for a summer when I was in college and we got some dodgy named people ringing up to rent cars.

    About 2 weeks into the job I got a call from a man who needed to cancel his booking. I asked him for his reference number and he couldn't find it so I said "That's no problem sir, if you can just give me your name I can find it that way"

    ...there was a prolonged silence....

    ...then a sigh....

    ...and then he said...

    "Ladyman. Richard Ladyman."

    I'm so glad my phone had a mute buttom.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,571 ✭✭✭delta_bravo


    peter file :D:D:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16 Pricey


    There was a women on winning streak once and her name was "ita Boner". The presenter derek mooney introduced her as "ita Bonner" but she corrected derek and said, "its pronounced Boner". I wouldnt of corrected him.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,026 ✭✭✭imeddyhobbs


    one of my bosses is called Dick stain,he's on company site http://www.testconsult.co.uk/about_uk_team.htm as richard but he is known as dick


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