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    #212
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Beatles - Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
    My monkey.

    Come on come on come on come on
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on take it easy
    Come on take it easy
    Take it easy take it easy
    Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
    My monkey.

    The deeper you go the higher you fly
    The higher you fly the deeper you go
    So come on come on
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on make it easy
    Come on make it easy.

    Take it easy take it easy
    Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
    My monkey.

    Your inside is out and your outside is in
    Your outside is in and your inside is out
    So come on come on
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on is such a joy
    Come on make it easy
    Come on make it easy
    Make it easy make it easy
    Everybodys got something to hide except for me and
    My monkey.


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    #213
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    .....I love you Jack.

    I love you too, Lusty.

    Let's make babies.

    Together. At the same time.


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    #214
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    No can do, Love! The one child is plenty in my house!
    You'll have to talk Jack to bearing the kids.


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    #215
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Never gonna happen! Never never never never never never never gonna happen! You could buy me a puppy though... Puppies I like :)


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    #216
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    *gives puppy dog eyes*
    Would you buy me :o


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    #217
    Hail 2 Da Chimp
    Registered Users Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    //Chef

    You and me and her, Simultaneous lovin' baby!!!


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    #218
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh, Darlin', American currency could never add up to your worth. :)

    Edit: That was meant for Chamlis.


    Chimp is trying to get his own 3-sum goin on!


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    #219
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Alright for get 3somes. Let's talk about true lurv.....


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    #220
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    chamlis wrote:
    *gives puppy dog eyes*
    Would you buy me :o

    You're joking right? Are you actually suggesting I pay for the loving?!


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    #221
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    I do you a deal. But I charge by the hour ;)


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    #222
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I'd be more impressed if you were charging by the day tbh...


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    #223
    Matt Holck
    Registered Users Posts: 9,706 ✭✭✭Matt Holck


    a day is 6 hours

    get your calculator out


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    #224
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I've got $1.95 and an old Chuckee Cheese token.
    What do I get for that? :)


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    #225
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    My undivided attention as long as the cheese lasts.


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    #226
    challengemaster
    Registered Users Posts: 16,931 ✭✭✭✭challengemaster


    you owe me something! Jack!


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    #227
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    are you two still swapping porn?


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    #228
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    better than swapping spits....:eek:


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    #229
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Really?
    Well, yes, I do suppose, Jack and CM swapping spit would be a bit much on someone's tender digestive system today.


    .... but, Hey! There'd be a whole lot of ginger goin on! Is that a bad thing?


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    #230
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Nay, nay thrice nay... I like ginger...


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    #231
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    It is written in the Book of Jack that two gingers getting it on will bring about the end of the world. Therefore I must restrict myself to blonds, brunettes, black-haired dudes and all the colours of the dye bottle :)


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    #232
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    I am getting my old mohawk hair cut again... or maybe a Cheyenne warlock... and I will be dying it purple...


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    #233
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    What does a Cheyenne warlock look like?


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    #234
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Head shaved but a tuft left at the forehead... as worn by combat troops in the 82nd Airbourne...


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    #235
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    That sounds awful. No offence.

    GINGER LOVIN'!!!!!!! My God, what would the world come to. :p


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    #236
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    It is awful... that's why I'm returning to my old punk look... I'm having my mid-life crisis. I might buy the motor cycle too.


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    #237
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Good luck to you, Sir!
    Ride hard. Ride fast.


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    #238
    boneless
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,487 ✭✭✭boneless


    Why, thank you... you made an old man happy there.


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    #239
    chamlis
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    .......aaaand, scene.


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    #240
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    But what of my $1.95????
    What do I get?
    And of course the Chuckee Cheese Game Token?
    (I could never ever trade in my Clownbag Love Token, tho, thank you! That's for special use!)


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    #241
    Jack B. Badd
    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    boneless wrote:
    It is awful... that's why I'm returning to my old punk look... I'm having my mid-life crisis. I might buy the motor cycle too.

    Wohoo for punks and mid-life crises! Alas, I am neither :(


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