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  • 16-09-2006 7:05pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭


    On the suggestion of Chamlis...

    Love me, people!!! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    ......

    My God. What have I started...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    What is love?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,838 ✭✭✭Doomspell


    Alas no-one knows...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    <3 to the core


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    lo stalker...


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Hee Hee Hee :D

    I can see this dying a death. Too bad, Jack! Maybe Riddick will post and show his love.... but I doubt it! Mwahahaha!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I thought that Date I started was gonna die a death too and its still going, whereas my fantastic Blue lint one has gone off to heaven... Ah well, I know you still love me, Chamlis :D


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators Posts: 4,683 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tree


    i love you not on the idirlín jack, know that now.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,339 ✭✭✭✭tman


    lo stalker...
    Hey lamb chop
    hope things are all going well down there in CORK!!!111111 ¬_¬


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Thats gonna get old fast, hun....you need to pick up new info!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    So what's the update?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    I think she got kidnapped by a Looooove Stalker! :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Well it wasn't me. Damn, someone must have read my book. Available from all good bookstores by the way. Hey hey. click click.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Jack sat, staring moodily at the screen of her computer...wondering...always wondering...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Deep into that darkness, peering. Wondering. Fearing. Doubting...

    Edgar allen Poe


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Oh! So you're not chained nekked to someone's basement water pipe then! Whew! That's a relief!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Do I look that lucky to you?!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    It can be arranged. For a fee.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Do I get a discount if I supply my own handcuffs?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    Hell, you can get it for free if you bring a friend.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    But, I'm selfish... I wouldn't want to share :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    You'd be the first. Oh yeah.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    The first what?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    The first who wouldn't want to share, of course!


    wait...is that good or bad...?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Cham, you're not well enough to handle two wimmin right now anyway!;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    Depends on how good you are... ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭Lust4Life


    Well! While you two work out the details, I must be leaving. Got plans I must attend to, mainly drowning away my cold with Jim Beam! (Yahooo!)

    I'll check in tomorrow to see how things worked out! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    I reckon he'll get to tying me up and then crash... hope he brings a mate :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,175 ✭✭✭chamlis


    He wasn't lookin' for fanfare or fame but it all came around just the same.
    He then met a girl with desire in her eye, he gave her love, she took his name.
    The times they were good, the times they were bad, most times it was just in between.
    The hard pill he swallowed was the times that they had, she put on display for all to be seen.
    Some find their solace in work or the lord, she was quite content in her dream.
    When his eyes they burned from the bright lime light, he found comfort in the bottle of Ol' Jimmy Beam.
    One day from the depths of his deep darkened hole, he reached out for something to feel.
    She offered back nothin' but lack of respect so he left himself out with two barrels of steel.
    She cried in the day, she cried in the night.
    She cried loudest when someone was near. Whether crying for him or she cried for herself, the bigger the camera, the bigger the tear.
    Most folks agree that she was living a hell and publicly she showed her pain. And never once was there a thought for herself, and the ever-growing slices of fortune and fame.
    Now on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride. On the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride, on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride high.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,294 ✭✭✭Jack B. Badd


    chamlis wrote:
    on the coattails of a dead man she'll ride she'll ride high.

    :)


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